[splash]
- In other words, looks like we are in
for another scorcher this week, folks,
so make sure to stay hydrated.
And if you plan on beating the heat
by laying poolside,
just be sure to wear plenty of sunscreen.
That's it for your Channel 7 News at 4 weather.
[chuckling]
[clicking tongue]
Back to you, Nancy.
- Thanks, Greg!
So in other words, hot hot hot!
Greg: Oh, you betcha!
Stay cool.
[chuckle]
- Okay, Greg.
Thanks for that, good stuff.
Back to you.
- Oh!
[audience laughter]
Well I'm uh-- that's kinda it.
[chuckle]
That's the weather report.
[chuckle]
Gonna be hot.
Back to you, Nancy.
- Got it, thanks, Greg.
Back to you.
[audience laughter]
- No, um--
Like, I'm done.
[chuckling]
The weather report is, uh-- it's over.
[chuckling]
So, back to you, Nancy.
- Oh, okay.
Thanks, Greg, back to you.
[audience laughter]
- No, Nancy.
No.
Not back to me, okay?
[chuckling]
Uh, it's your turn, now.
Back to you!
- Terrific, back to you.
- Nope!
[audience laughter]
No, Nancy.
It's back to you now!
- Thanks Greg, back to you.
- Nope, back to you!
- Back to you.
Greg: Back to you.
Nancy: Back to you.
Greg: You.
Nancy: You.
Greg: You.
Nancy: You.
Greg: YOU!
Nancy: You.
- [laughing] All right!
You know what?
Uh, we're just gonnna go to Bob and Laurie with sports!
Bob and Laurie.
- Thanks Greg, I'm Bob.
- I'm Laurie.
Back to you!
[audience laughter]
- [laughing] What?
Uh, Nancy?
- Greg?
- Nancy...
- Back to you.
- All right, you know what?
That's fine!
We are going to go over to Ted,
who's in a very special interview
with Mayor Swanson, today!
Over to you, Ted!
- Thanks, Greg!
Mayor Swanson, do you have anything
you'd like to say?
- Nope, back to you, Ted.
- Good stuff!
Back to you.
[audience laughter]
- [high-pitched] Wow!
Uh, Sharon is over on the scene
in New York City right now.
Over to you, Sharon!
- Thanks, Greg.
Things are pretty bleh over here.
[audience laughter]
Back to you.
[exasperated sigh]
- Sharon, there's a building on fire
right behind you.
[crazy laughter]
That's pretty interesting, you could talk about that!
- Oh that?
No, that's nothing.
Back to you, Greg.
- No!
No, no, no.
Not back to me!
Not back to me.
In fact, that's it.
We-- we are physically
going to go back to Nancy.
Nancy.
We're on Nancy.
[chuckle]
And we're staying...on...Nancy.
[laughter]
- Back to you, Greg.
- Oh, no no no no!
Back to Nancy!
- Back to you.
- Back to you!
- Back to you.
- Back to-- No?
[audience laughter]
Uh--
[nervous chuckle]
Bob and Laurie?!
- Back to you, Greg!
- Sharon?!
- Back to you, Greg.
- [crazily] Ted and Mayor Swanson!
- I'm still good if you are.
- Yep!
Back to you.
- Nancy?
- No, you hang up.
[laughing]
- I'm kidding, back to you, Greg.
- [yelling] What is happening?!
Make this madness stop.
Make it stop!
I'm done.
You know what?
I'm done.
I quit!
I'm outta here.
Goodbye.
[clank]
[audience laughter]
[whispered] What do you want from me?
[yelling] What do you people want from me?!
Oh, you know what?
You know?
We're going to cut to a commercial.
And then I'll be free.
Cut to [indistinct]-- Cut to commercial.
[peaceful ukulele music]
- Here at Breakfast Farms,
we have a saying:
back to you, Greg.
[Greg yelling]
[audience laughter]
[applause]
- Thanks for watching this Studio C newscast.
As you can see by this seven-day forecast
there's gonna be likes for everyone.
Followed by clear skies if you be sure to share.
[chuckles]
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[gasp]
Oh my face hurts.
My cheeks haven't moved in seven years.