- We have to get up, we have to get up.
We have to make the shahshuka.
- Sometimes me and Cheeki play catch.
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- Cool. - Wow.
(Jenn claps)
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(toothbrush whirring)
- Beautiful.
What was the score?
- It was four-three to Liverpool.
Now, I know people don't care that much, but I do.
It's the best start we've ever had.
We've never won, well, last time Liverpool won the league,
I was four years old.
Obviously, couldn't say (mumbles) now,
so I've been doing very well.
One of these days, Jenn's gonna watch a game with me.
(water splashes) (serene music)
Ready?
Is it this hand?
Oh. (Jenn laughs)
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(dog barks) - Sit.
(dor barks) Touch.
Wow, it's looking saucy.
(TV chattering) (serene music)
This is Ben's favorite breakfast food at the moment.
Mine too, mmm.
We love this show, Comedians of the World.
We just enjoy standup comedy in the mornings.
- We love standup comedy.
There's lots of options.
It's nice to hear different people
from different countries doing different kinda standup.
- Mm-hmm, right now, we're on South Africa.
- It's been good so far.
(TV chattering) (whimsical music)
Mmm.
- [Comedian] But I'm really, I'm really,
I'm so touched to be here.
I mean, I've never been this far--
(Jenn laughs)
- You guys, my office is the cleanest it's ever been, ever.
Like, it's actually organized.
If I open the closet, it would be everything in a row.
Everything is in its right place.
It is a good feeling.
I recently saw half an episode
of Marie Kondo's life-changing art of tidying up.
I saw half an episode, and I was like no,
I need to do something about this right now,
and so I just started to clean the house
in such a frantic manner,
and the office was the first place.
I just purged anything that did not bring me joy,
and that ended up being a lot of my clothes,
a lot of makeup, and it feels nice to have a fresh start.
I got back from Calistoga a couple days ago,
and I was unable to blog as much as I would've liked to.
It was raining, and when it's wet,
the last thing I'm thinking about is to bring out
a very delicate piece of equipment out.
But it was awesome, I'll leave a couple clips here.
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(laughs)
Today, we are celebrating
my mom's birthday a little bit earlier.
I'm getting LASIK on the 21st,
so we're making sure that we do everything before that
because I just, I don't know.
I don't know what it's gonna be like.
I'm freakin' terrified.
I am taking her to the Korean spa today.
We're gonna get our bodies scrubbed down.
We're gonna go into all the different rooms.
And my dad and I think Ben and James
are going to cook dinner for us,
so hey, it's pretty cool.
So I just wanna make sure I get all my work done
before the festivities begin.
So this is the shirt that I am modeling for CVS.
It says, sans retouching, which means without retouching,
and no, the photo will not be retouched,
no Facetune, no Photoshop.
I decided to pair it with some white denim.
These are from GRLFRND, tucked it in,
kept it very simple and basic.
I also have a second outfit,
which is the complete opposite of this one.
It's an all-black number, and I'm just gonna
find somewhere in Los Angeles to take this.
It just looks like a freakin' blob.
The behind the scenes of every Instagram photo,
or at least the ones that are planned,
but we just finished the first CVS photo.
We decided on this gorgeous background.
This yellow tree really came through.
I really like the way it looked
with the granite on the background,
a little bit of nature, a little bit of city.
♪ W-B-L-A-Z-E ♪
(upbeat music)
(serene music)
- [Jenn] Shabu shabu, round three.
- Round one for me.
- [Jenn] Oh, it's the first time.
- Yeah, I've had shabu in restaurants plenty of times,
and it's delicious, but here,
now Appa's been smashing it,
been preparing this little lovely--
- Wow.
- [Man] We'll add maybe a little more.
- [Jenn] This is the finished hot pot.
Appa did such an amazing job.
- Thank you, Appa, smashed it.
- [Man] Thank you, Appa.
- [Ben] Yeah.
- [Jenn] Okay, spinach is ready.
- [Ben] What are you up to, babe?
- I am about to show my jump rope skills.
Everyone forgot I was on the jump rope team, no one cared.
In fifth grade. - Show it, oh wow.
Look at that smile, look how happy she is,
so proud of herself. (people laughing)
- That's amazing. - Wow.
- This would be the only team I was in. (laughs)
- The big match is on. (Jenn laughs)
- [Men] Whoa!
(people laughing)
- [Man] So what does the team do?
Like, do you guys go to competitions?
- [Ben] How do we play?
- We just had a big-- - A big group?
- We had a big jump rope performance.
(people laughing)
- [Ben] Everyone is watching now.
Nearly there. (people laughing)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There you go, there you go.
Oh, he's good. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Wow.
- Wow. (Jenn laughs)
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
(people laughing)
- Whoa! (laughing)
- Guys, I did it. - She's done it.
- Oh man, the xani is hitting,
and I can't stop smiling
because I can see-- (laughs) - She is so chill.
I've never seen you so relaxed, like cool.
- Really? (laughs)
So I'm getting ready for my futuristic outfit.
This is actually, I think it's a bathing suit.
It's not a bathing suit, it's just a top.
So I'm just gonna ablate my armpits.
It's very simple.
Oh, my God. (shaver buzzing)
It's okay, just freakin',
I know people are afraid of the pain,
but you just freakin' suck it up, man.
By the way, this is not sponsored.
I just freakin' love this product.
I mean, I was sponsored by Gillette,
but this video is not sponsored.
But yup, there's my hairless pit.
So I have curled my hair.
I had them in braids earlier today right after I showered,
and so I was kinda into that whole beachy mermaid hair look,
and so I just kind of made it that but 2.0.
And look how annoying this stain is.
I don't even know how the stain happened
in a span of 15 minutes,
but it is a stain that will not go away.
I'm just gonna do a quick touch-up on my face.
I am not allowed to use any eye makeup until the week.
I'm just going to exaggerate the rest of my face,
so I'm gonna have like super chiseled cheekbones.
Let's give this a go.
Can you even tell the difference, guys?
Look, hmm.
Oh, I love that.
Okay, this is the drama I asked for.
I love when parties have a theme.
It's just like an excuse to get dressed up,
and it challenges you to wear something completely different
because if this wasn't a futuristic party,
I probably wouldn't have worn this.
I probably would've just worn
like a white top with some jeans.
That's been my uniform these days.
I love it.
All right, guys, this is my finished look.
I am wearing an I.AM.GIA top,
and then I'm wearing it with this I.AM.GIA jacket.
It's got this nice latex feel to it.
And then for my bottoms,
I'm wearing my oversized denim from Stylenanda.
Earrings are from Peter Do.
Let's go.
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All right, guys, it is time to freakin' get my nails done.
I tried out a new nail shape, which is these squared tips.
Honestly, don't know how I feel about them still.
They kinda look like little Chiclets.
I think I may try a more
tapered square shape, but we'll see.
Take a good look at these.
This is the before.
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And here are my nails after, ooh-la-la.
I went for a nice coffin shape, and this is like,
I think it's called Fresh Coconut by OPI.
Matching nails with a matching toe.
Oh my gosh, this is a mood.
I have finally finished my outfit for the evening.
My friend Jeannie is having a birthday party today,
and the theme is metallic.
I've been going to a lot of theme parties.
This is the best I could do wearing
a blazer from I-rain-ee,
this bodysuit from R-E-O-M-I,
and then a good old classic,
American Apparel disco pants, God rest their soul.
I'm excited to get my roller blades on.
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♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
- [Woman] I see Jenn, oh, I see Marcus.
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
- This is literally 7 Rings.
- Okay, but Ariana's style was my style before--
- No, it's true. - Lori was hers.
- Exactly.
- This is another short girl struggle.
This blazer swallows me.
- [Woman] These are bad (mumbles).
- I'm glimmering, look. - Are you trying to--
You look like a million bucks.
- Thank you.
What in tarnation?
You guys say I can pull off everything.
That is absolutely false.
Another outfit that would look bomb on a super tall person.
This is not for the petite.
Just finished the movie Eighth Grade by Bo Burnham.
I've been on a Bo Burnham train
ever since Ashley of bestdressed.
She put it on her Insta story, this podcast.
I love the struggles of being in like a display profession.
he describes so perfectly and in such a comedic way.
I would love to meet him one day,
just kinda put him out in the universe.
But yes, he directed and produced
a film called Eighth Grade.
It's like a coming-of-age story, but in middle school.
It's about a girl named Kayla,
and it's like the last week of middle school,
and she is just trying to fit in
to this digital age of social media,
and on top of that, you've got puberty.
A lot of my most vivid embarrassing
moments are from middle school.
He did a really good job casting everybody in that film.
Oh my gosh, Gabe is like my favorite character.
I feel like he's me as well. (laughs)
(upbeat music)
(serene music) (chips crunching)
♪ Bang ♪ (uplifting music)
(uplifting music) (blender whirring)
- Oh my God, wow, look, holy cow.
(laughs) My smoothie skills are still in action.
I never thought I would be the one
to love a drink like this,
three ingredients, good for you.
My friend Emily is obsessed with celery juice,
and since I didn't have a juicer,
I thought I could do the same thing
but with my smoothie machine, and it's great.
It's just a little chunky, but I freakin' love it.
It's just thick.
There's no chunks in there,
it's just like pulpy, and I like it.
(burps)
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