- I mean make out with it.
- Yeah, like get in there.
- Like get to know it.
This is the third date.
This pizza is pregnant with like little garlic knots now.
- Some tiny garlic knots.
(laughing)
- Kissing only okay.
Be nice to this one,
we're running out of it.
- The fuck is that?
What is that?
- I should have warned you of a temperature.
Kiss your way to the truth.
- Jello?
- No.
Keep kissing your way.
There we go.
(laughing)
- A water bottle!
- Aye!
I'm showing her the radius of it.
(laughing)
- Is it a remote control?
- And this is where we open it.
- Can you put whatever it is on me?
Or no?
- I think you would be mad at me.
- Is it toothpaste?
- Push it.
Push it to
- Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up.
It smells like mayo.
- That's not mayo, come on.
- That's not mayo?
It's ketchup?
- (singing) I want my dooby dee booby dee
- Barbecue sauce!
It's barbecue sauce!
- There it is!
- Is it Baby Ray's?
Baby Ray's?
- Yooooo.
- (clapping) Oh my goodness!
- Thank you very much.
- Oh yeah, you're gonna get this.
- So you have to kiss this, okay?
- Okay.
It's not edible.
(kissing)
Some sort of falafel?
Is it a quesadilla?
(kissing)
- Think of a different.
I mean make out with it.
- Yeah, like get in there.
- Like get to know it.
This is the third date.
Oh. Oh.
- All right, okay.
- It's pizza!
- Yes.
- From yesterday.
(laughing)
- Ah, I just stepped in it.
- Do you know what kind of pizza?
- Let me get another session.
(laughing)
- You don't have to kiss it anymore.
- You could just eat a piece.
- Ah, it's just cheese.
- Oh my goodness.
- Is it just cheese?
- Yes.
You should have bought this pizza dinner first.
- Right.
- This pizza's pregnant with like little garlic knots now.
- (laughing) Some tiny garlic knots!
What is this?
- It's dangerous.
- Don't play with me Jazz.
- Get those lips ready girl.
(snickering)
It's a dog.
What is it?
(laughing)
What is this?
- You gotta tell me.
- Man, you gotta kiss it.
- Is this a stuffed animal?
- What kind of stuffed animal?
- Girl I don't know, a lion?
- You can't get a species?
Give me a species.
By the fur?
You know how many different animals have fur?
- I don't know.
How many have you kissed?
- A lion?
- Not a lion, not a tiger.
- Okay, a bear?
- Good job.
- Aye!
- Really?
(clapping)
(laughing)
Put it like, if you put it in your mouth, I think
- What?
- I think you'd actually be able to tell what it is.
Like I swear.
All right, what it that?
(laughing)
- Split it, split it.
- What, split it?
- It's cold.
Is it lipstick?
- There it is.
- Why would you need to put lipstick in my mouth
for me to know what it was lipstick?
- Because I didn't want it to be that.
I knew, okay, all I had to do was put this on you.
- What shade is this?
- Let me smell it, maybe I can do the brand.
(sniffing)
Crayola crayon?
(laughing)
- That is what it smells like.
- Yeah.
- Keep em coming.
- Okay!
(squeaking noise)
You ready?
- Uh huh.
(kissing)
Clay or ceramic?
Is it a gnome?
- Yes!
- Yo!
That is so funny!
Oh my God.
- My lips are on point, let's go!
(laughing)
- Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, oh is it a book?
If you give me a paper cut on my lips,
Julio, I will murder you.
It's, am I wrong?
Can you guys not speak to me?
- Okay, Imma make it rain with this.
- Yes.
What would be stacked?
It's American money, like hundred dollar bills?
(kissing noise)
I will kiss that all day.
Thank you.
- But you said make it rain,
and I was like, okay she's gonna think ones.
- What kind of strip clubs you think I going to?
(laughing)
- Pennies.
(clinking)
(cash register ka-ching)
- Okay it's no longer breathing Julio.
- Right.
- You ready?
- It's shedding actually.
- Okay.
Some sort of toy.
- What?
- No.
- Hm, chicken?
- Okay, maybe.
- I think you'd smell it.
- It might have been, at one point.
- Okay, you're close.
- A dusty thingy?
- Okay, but what does that consist of?
- Think of it like this kind of dusty thingy.
- Oh, okay, it's a boa?
- Yay!
- If you think about it,
all of these items actually have
something to do with each other.
- Do they?
- Yes.
- What is it, what's the story?
- You need money to buy pizza.
And to get money, you strip.
Or join a gang.
You have great lawn furniture.
And you put barbecue sauce,
some people put it on their pizza.
- And what about the bear?
- And the bear is something you get
once you watch season 3 of "On My Block".
(laughing)
Streaming now.
- Free bear with every stream.
(upbeat music)