Hi lovely people!
Claudia is back today and we're going to play the Whisper Challenge.
Okay.
But not actually with whispering.
I don't know why it's called the "whisper" challenge,
you are actually just lip-reading.
It's the lip-reading challenge.
And I lip-read...
You mean I lip-read.
Oh, no, no. For the game, I lip-read.
But in day to day life you lip-read, yeah.
I lip-read most of the time. Yeah. Okay. Good. We got that.
So today Claudia is gonna try
And she has to listen to my music and the music choices of a deaf girl are interesting
As she's going to discover
I know already.
So this is gonna be reenact me being deaf to my surroundings, yeah?
Yeah.
So you put that on,
and then she puts on the hat.
Headphones and a thick woolly hat.
This will not be helpful.
I think you look great, actually
I think you look awesome.
Right. I'm gonna start playing now.
*singing*
And I'm going to to read to her from "Don'ts for Wives"
so that she knows what not to do when we are married.
Number one:
This is really distracting.
I've got my own little theme tune
Wait, wait. I was looking in your eyes.
Oh! Close!
Okay, take it off. Pull it off a little bit.
Don't vegetate as you grow older if you happen to live in the country.
Oh.
Now you know not to get fat.
Right.
Next one.
I'm just... quite enjoying the music.
Again.
I like my headbands!
Don't sulk with your husband.
Is it all gonna be DON'TS?
'Cause that's kind of a giveaway isn't it?
This next one is very important.
Oh, music... Stopped...
I don't know what music is playing right now.
Okay, ready?
*singing*
I'm telling you we should never, ever, ever getting back together...we never ever ever...
Uh! Close, close.
What song is playing now?
I wish I knew the words of things so people would know what I've been listening to
but I don't really know the words.
*singing*
A James Brown song or something
You to me are everything, the sweetest song that I can sing, oh baby
Oh baby
That sounds very specific.
That's a bit morbid
Well done. She's good at it! She's good at lip-reading!
Death?!
well, there you go ladies, if you open the door for yourself, death is surely the answer.
Husband... Death...
It's all the same, really.
It's a really good look, I've realized.
Yeah, yeah. So, lesbian opinion there: marry a man - death.
That's all there is to it really.
What a bastard, jeez!
BEES!
What a bastard.
Okay, we decided to switch from Don'ts for Wives – because we thought that was sexist and rude –
to THE HIPSTER.
I don't know, it don't even make sense.
Hipsters, my god! Stop it!
When I hear the word 'Brighton' I often get it mixed up with 'wanking.'
Something about hipsters.
Yeah, I'm bored of this game now.
Oh, do you wanna listen to this?
Oh.
*singing* Do you think I'm pretty? Do I make you feel like cheating?
I'm like...
no, not really 'cause
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her.
I don't know why I've gone up an octave
No, no.
Sometimes things are better in silence.
What have we learned today Claudia?
That you can't hear from headphones that I cant lip read and that sometimes we should just not sing. At all.
Like, all times maybe!
We found, my mother did tell us, never to sing. Ever again.
Did she?
Yeah.
Ok.