>> PLEASE WELCOME MY GOOD FRIEND, PROFESSOR THE LORD
ROBERT WINSTON.
>> THANKS FOR FLYING ALL THE WAY TO SEE US.
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU ON THE SHOW.
WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME TESTS.
>> HYDROGEN, OXYGEN AND INERT GAS, THESE ARE SOMEWHAT
DANGEROUS.
QUITE A FEW BANGS, ANYBODY NERVOUS OUGHT TO LEAVE NOW.
>> James: GOOD LUCK, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
MY LUGGAGE!
SO WE ARE GOING TO WEAR THESE, SAFETY GOGGLES.
WHAT'S THE FIRST ONE WE'RE GOING TO DO?
>> LIGHT THERE CANDLE.
>> >> James: ON THIS POLE.
>> SOAPY WATER HERE.
AND THIS IS FILLED WITH HYDROGEN.
I DON'T WANT TO BE BLOWN UP.
>> James: THAT'S THE LAST THING ANY OF YOU WANT.
>> WE'LL MAKE SOME NICE BUBBLES.
>> James: OKAY, WHAT AM I DOING?
>> LIGHT THE BUBBLE.
>> James: LIGHT THE BUBBLE!
WHOA!
OH, THAT HIT YOUR HANT!
>> HAD A HAD A.
TO TELL YOU -- HA HA TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, THIS IS A LOT SAFER
THAN THE NEXT ONE.
>> James: GET A FLIER UP THERE!
>> HERE WE GO, COME ON YOU.
COME ON YOU!
FEST.
>> James: WAY!
BEAUTIFUL!
ALL RIGHT.
SO THAT'S TEST NUMBER 1.
IS IT YOUR HANDS, RUB THEM ON ME.
>> THAT'S HYDROGEN.
THAT'S TOMORROW'S FUEL.
>> James: LET ME MOVE THIS BACK A TOUCH.
THAT'S TOMORROW'S FUEL.
WHAT IS THIS ONE?
>> THIS IS MORE DANGEROUS.
SEPARATE OXYGEN FROM A FORM OF WATER, HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, WHAT
YOU MIGHT USE TO DYE YOUR HAIR RED.
WE NEED TO MAKE A NICE SOAPY SOLUTION.
>> James: A SOAPY SOLUTION.
THAT IS A GOOD FILM FOR A BAND.
REGGIE WATTS AND SOAPY SOLUTION.
>> LET'S PUT SOME SOAPY WATER IN HERE.
>> James: I'M GOING TO DO THE SAME IN HERE.
TWO, THREE.
ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW MESS IT UP.
>> James: MIX UP THIS BAD BOY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
>> NOW I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU TOUCH THIS.
>> James: VERY WISE, VERY WISE.
>> I SHOULD WARN YOU I'M ONE OF THE CLUMSIEST INDIVIDUALS AND
MOST OF MY EXPERIMENTS FAME.
>> James: HOW WONDERFUL WE FLEW YOU OUT HERE TO DO THIS.
>> I WATCH YOU, BE CAREFUL.
I'LL PULL HALF OF IT IN.
>> James: HALF OF THAT GOES IN.
>> LITTLE BIT MORE.
>> James: OKAY.
>> SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, YOU KNOW?
(LAUGHTER) >> James: I POUR THIS IN HERE
AND YOU'RE GOING TO MIX THAT AROUND?
DON'T WORRY I'M NOT -- >> BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS WILL
COME OFF.
>> James: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> I'M SERIOUS.
OKAY NOW, MY TURN.
>> James: OKAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO STIR THIS AROUND.
>> YOU DON'T NEED TO STIR IT AROUND.
>> James: TO YOU -- >> I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT IF I WERE
YOU.
>> James: ALL RIGHT SOME WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE.
SHOULD I HAVE GLOVES ON OR SOMETHING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE GLOVES ON.
YOU WOULD ALSO HAVE A SHIELD HERE AND A SHIELD HERE IN THE
LABORATORY.
JUST KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.
>> James: I'LL KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED IF I'VE GOT
FINGERS.
>> PAY TREANGS.
>> James: OKAY.
>> SO WE'RE GOING TO COUNT TO THREE, RIGHT?
>> >> James: RIGHT.
>> ON THE THIRD BEAT WE PULL THIS IN AND RETIRE.
>> James: RETIRE AS IN DIE OR >> I'M NOT JOKING, I'M DEAD
SERIOUS.
>> James: THREE TWO ONE AND RUN.
WHICH?
>> ONE TWO THREE.
>> James: ONE TWO THREE GO.
(BLEEP).
>> James: HA HA HA HA HA!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: OH MY WORD!
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> SEE HOW HOT IT IS.
STEAM COMING OFF.
(APPLAUSE) >> IT WASN'T A SIMULTANEOUS
ORGASM WAS IT?
>> James: IT WASN'T A SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM BUT IT WAS
VERY MUCH LIKE SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I RUN OFF AND LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.
NOW WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU SAID I WOULD LOSE MY FINGERS.
WHAT'S THIS?
>> WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS PUT -- >> James: DO WE NEED THESE
ON?
>> DON'T TOUCH.
4,000 TABLE TENNIS BALLS.
>> James: HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH CUSTOMS --
>> THE BETTER THAN WHO IS AT RISK IS REGGIE WHO REALLY OUGHT
TO LEAVE.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE BAND?
I MARINE THEY'RE HALF A CENTIMETERS AWAY.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
PUT GLOVES ON?
>> PUT GLOVES ON.
>> James: I GO HOME TO MY WIFE AND SAY, SORRY I'VE BEEN IN
THE LAB.
LIQUID NITROGEN?
>> MINUS 320° FAHRENHEIT, ABOUT MINUS 196° CELSIUS.
IT'S VERY, VERY COLD.
>> James: TELL ME WHETHER TO GO.
>> WHEN THIS LIQUID WARMINGS UP AND EXPAND TO BECOME A GAS, IT
EXPWANDZ 700 TIMES.
BE ESTATE -- >> James: ESTATE EDDIE IN THE
NEW SUIT?
>> NO, IT'S MY GENITALS I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GENITALS ON THIS PROGRAM, PRETTY DISGUSTING.
>> James: WHY IS THIS DOWN?
>> FILL THE BUCKET UP TO THE BLUE LINE.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE STOPPER OUT AND THAT'S IT.
>> James: I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I'M IN SCIENCE.
>> PUT THIS DOWN THERE.
>> James: POUR THIS IN THERE.
>> PRETTY RAPIDLY BUT NOT UNTIL IT OVERFLOWS.
> >> James: WHY DID WE GET SUCH
A HUGE THING?
WHY DIDN'T WE GET A SMALLER -- >> THAT'S TO PROTECTOR YOU.
>> >> James: ALL RIGHT, COMING
IN, READY?
>> KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, STOP!
OKAY.
>> James: WHOA THAT'S COLD!
>> TAKE A LOOK QUICKLY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> THE MOMENT I PUT THIS IN HERE, IT EVAPORATED A LOT
BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY FULL.
WE'RE GOING TO STOPPER THERE, RIGHT?
>> James: THIS WASN'T THE END OF AN ACTION MOVIE.
LET IT GO, COME ON!
GET BAT.
>> James: COVER YOUR EITHER!
-- COVER YOUR EARS.
IS THIS RIGHT?
IS THIS MEANT TO HAPPEN?
>> NO.
(BOOM).
>> James: OH MY WORD, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PROFESSOR ROBERT WINSTON, INCREDIBLE,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.