Hello, everybody.
It's that special time of the year again.
No, not Shark Week, It's Mother's Day!
Mama shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
So, to celebrate the matriarchs of the world,
I want to take a look back at some of my favorite celebrity
moments.
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Number one.
The ultimate momager, Kris Jenner.
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
I think I wet my pants!
Now to be honest, this is definitely
one of my most favorite scares ever
here at the Ellen DeGeneres show.
In fact, when I met Kris Jenner for the first time,
I literally apologized personally
on behalf of the show, because I felt so sorry for her.
By the way, Kris, if at any time you
decide to manage outside of the family, I volunteer as tribute.
Number two.
Belcalis, Cardi B.
They say the more you move, the easier it will come out.
Uh-huh.
You know what I'm saying, and I.
Yeah.
Come out.
Yeah, Yeah.
Well, especially if that's comfortable for you to do,
it'll be easy to--
Yeah, I was just trying to show the world how I got pregnant
in the first place.
I see.
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I mean, come on.
How fun would it be to have Cardi B. as yo mama.
Like you come out of the womb like, wow, my mama really going
to let me be who I want to be.
I mean Cardi went from the stripper pole to the Met Gala.
Talk about a frickin' glow up.
And now the girl is thriving.
She does it for the culture, or should I say kulture.
Insert the K.
Number three.
The butterfly herself, Mariah Carey.
Just before you go out, or wherever
you're going, in an ensemble of any part of this.
You can go, da, da, da, da, daa.
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Was that good?
I really havent slept.
Listen to my whistle note, y'all.
[SCREECHING]
I'm sorry.
It's just a little too early in the morning.
I didn't have proper time to warm up.
But any way, with over 200 million records sold worldwide,
and one of the greatest voices in the world,
Mariah Carey is that momma with them babies.
Rock and roll.
After giving birth in 2011, the diva never slowed down.
In fact, the kids go everywhere with her.
That's dedication.
Also, I'm biased because I have a deep love for Mimi,
the elusive chanteuse.
Number four.
My favorite, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter.
Side note Beyoncé, you need to come back to Ellen,
cause best believe I'm going to stalk yo ass in the back.
You're 25 today.
Yes.
You want to retire at 30?
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I don't want to retire at 30, but I
want to be able to relax and take it a lot slower.
I work really hard now.
Yeah.
I want to be a lot more picky, and just
chill out and calm down when I'm 30.
Wow, that actually kind of made me emotional.
Can y'all imagine if Beyoncé would have retired when she was
30, honey?
Honey, we wouldn't have Lemonade.
We wouldn't have-- we wouldn't have Beychella.
Oh my god, just makes me sick thinking about it.
Now, she may have wanted to retire at 30,
but little did she know that at age 37
she'd still be killing the game and putting
these other girls to shame.
Look at me, I got rhymes, y'all.
Not to mention with three kids.
Sorry to break it to you, sis, but it
doesn't seem like you going to be doing any slowing down
anytime soon.
But as a complete boss and icon already made,
Beyoncé has birthed the next heirs to her throne.
If you like then, be sure to put a diaper on it.
All hail the Carter dynasty.
All hail.
Number five.
Michelle Obama.
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
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I'm falling
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Woo!
That was amazing!
Wow.
Nancy Pelosi that clap.
OK.
Because let me tell you, if you follow my gym journey
on Instagram, you know good and well, push ups
is not my favorite thing to do.
So I applaud you Michelle Obama.
With poise, grace, and a great sense of style,
Michelle Obama is everything I'd want to be if I was a mother.
Also, she gives great hugs, and I would know.
She hugged me once.
Now for our last mother of the day.
My mother.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for everything.
Thank you so much.
This has been an amazing opportunity.
Well, he's amazing.
You got to be proud of him.
First, can we all just take a moment,
and thank this amazing woman for giving birth to me?
And raising me to be the person I am today?
If I would have been given the opportunity
to choose my mother, I would choose her over and over again.
So Happy Mother's Day, mom.
You are truly irreplaceable.
To all you sons and daughters out
there, tag your mamas in the comments below,
and tell your mamas you love them, and tell them
I love them, too.
Happy Mother's Day.