our next guest is the subject of a new film entitled borat cultural learnings of america
for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan it opens november 3rd ladies and gentlemen here's the
one the only borat thank you so much uh for being here well it's very nice to be here welcome to the
show welcome to our country tell us a little bit about yourself and about where you're from and
what we really ought to know about can i ask you a question this man here he looked very
much like a man called the paula schaefer you know you're in luck because that is paul shaffer that's
he's the biggest star in kazakhstan
that's all right you may rise back sure how about that yeah january 16th is paul schaefer day
porsche everyday we have a statue of him statue that's nice now tell us uh tell us about you
let's hear about all right what what do we need to know about you
my name is borat sakdiv i journalist i am a son of asimbala sagdiev and baltok the rapist
my uh i am not the only son of bulldog the rapist
my hobbies is a play ping pong uh uh disco dance as i show you very good yeah that's enough okay
i can't believe it he's excited to see me so my hobbies is ping pong disco dance and
also i like to look on photo i like to take photograph of ladies while they make a toilet
yeah yeah now um
you understand oh no i do understand yes and you're uh you're you're married is
that right you have a family um my wife is dead i'm sorry to hear that high five
she was boring oh i'm sorry to hear that it's no problem i have a new wife yes and
when i buy my wife she was very nice uh she cooked good
she was strong on plow uh but after three years when she was 15
her voice became very deep bullard she grow much hair on chest and her
start to hang loose like sleeve of wizard i see yes
all right that's fine now uh uh but you you've remarried i understand i am looking very much
for a new wife uh if there are anybody here or out in there uh i look yellow hairs my preference
if you have some plow experience uh preference a little or no history of retardation
if you come to kazakhstan i will give them two shoes and a red dress which i will remove from
corpse of my dead wife i see well that's be hard to pass up a deal like that tell us if
you can briefly i know it's probably impossible briefly but a little about kazakhstan what what
should we know about kazakhstan kazakhstan is now a very civilized country much like usna
why are we laughing i'm not sure
kazakhstan now very civilized particularly since
recent reforms which mean that now women is permitted to travel on inside of bus
and also homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats
now uh i i tell you what uh borat when we this is a fun yeah it's a lot of fun i love you guys yeah
when we come back we'll take a look at a clip from from your film yeah now you've made a film
what have you learned about the united states as you travel around the country i learned one
thing that i wish i had learned before which is that it is now illegal to shoot at red indians
and i would like to use this opportunity once more
to apologize to the staff at the potawatomi casino in nevada
well live and learn for heaven's sakes yes now we want to show uh folks a clip here of
the cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan what
what are we going to see in the clip here borat this is when i was taught how to make a drivings
in your country taking driving lessons yes i was sitting next to
a driving instructor which in my country is unusual because only time two men sit
alone in car is when they are traveling to edge of forest to make a bang bang bang
that would be the only time yeah yeah and you say they go to the edge of the forest
not the middle no right to the edge sure yeah uh all right so that's what we're going to see here
what what state are you in when we uh see when this was filmed
when you're learning to drive i was happy i see
borat that's right the movie opens uh november 3rd well congratulations
welcome to uh our country and i hope you come back and see us again very nice nice to be here david
it's borat ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back