- Whaddup fruit lovers?
A to the O here
and today we're gonna switch things up a bit. (laughs)
- (laughs) Nice, never heard that one before.
- What's goin' on here, Orange?
Can't be making a video right now,
you have a whole list of chores to do.
- Chores?
More like snores, am I right? (laughs)
Here we go, ignoring Pear!
Nintendo Switch Challenge time!
Even though Little Apple isn't here,
I say we do some mini games! (laughs)
Ooh, I love this one!
It's where you get to milk a cow!
- Orange, you realize that milking the cow
is literally on your list of chores to do, right?
- I can't see the screen, Pear.
Move your butt! (laughs)
- Honestly, if you just put the same effort
into milking the real cow outside, you'd be done by now.
- [Orange] Eh, I'll give it a try some udder time. (laughs)
- (groans)
- Okay, that was fun!
What mini game do we got next?
Ooh, gotta put the baby to sleep!
- Seriously?
This one's on your list of chores too.
- Hey, gimme back my controller!
- No!
- Why not?
- Because, didn't you hear?
This mini game has a special controller!
- Ooh, let me see!
- I'll be right back!
Here you go!
- Oh, looks a lot like Baby Carrot.
Kudos for realism, Nintendo!
Huh, look at that, I'm winning!
- You sure are, Orange!
Now excuse me,
I'm just gonna borrow this for a second.
Hey, Switch.
- What's up, Pear?
You still mad about that time I swindled you out of 20 bucks
and then told everyone at school that you had fleas?
- I'm over it!
Besides, I'm not here about that.
- Oh, you wanna talk about that time
I swindled you for 20 bucks
and told everyone at school you were bald? (laughs)
- Dude, I am bald!
(groans) Never mind.
Listen, what do you think
about improvising some new mini games?
Say, from this list?
- I could do that!
If you make it worth my while.
- (groans) Here, just remember,
only things that are on the list, got it?
- Okay, okay, just get out of here before you give me fleas,
got it?
- I do not have fleas!
- Pear, I think I won!
My controller fell asleep and everything!
- Way to go dude!
Let's play another!
- Woo hoo, okay.
(Baby Carrot crashes)
Do the Dishes, sounds fun!
- Agreed, they have special controllers
for this one too!
- Whoa, this is so life-like!
It's like I'm actually there!
- What do you want to play next?
- Make the Bed!
Yes, another high score!
Aw man, I'm so good at these mini games!
- Wanna play Wash the Car?
- Way ahead of you!
Ooh, and I get a bonus if I water the flowers
while I'm at it!
- Well I'm glad you're having fun!
- How could I not be?
Nintendo really outdid themselves this time!
- What do you want to play next?
Walk the Dog?
Maybe Mow the grass?
- Hmm, those do sound really fun,
but I think I'm gonna go with this new one,
Give Nintendo Switch a Massage!
- What?
- Oh, yeah, a little higher.
There you go.
- Excuse me, switch?
Can I speak with you privately for a moment?
- Not now, Pear!
I just started another mini game!
It's called Pay Nintendo Switch 20 Dollars.
- Oh yeah, now we're having fun.
- Okay, enough!
I want my money back.
You broke our agreement!
- I don't think so, pal.
The price just went up,
and I suggest you watch your tone with me.
- Yeah, and why's that?
- Uh, a new mini game!
- This one's called Whack Pear with a Fly Swatter!
- What the, ow, ow!
- (mumbles) Hold still!
I'm trying to go for the high score!
- New game!
Do a new game!
- Sure thing!
Ooh, there's a Juggle Fiery Torches!
- No!
- Ah, but you get extra points for height!
- I said no, Orange!
- Okay okay.
No need to be such a hothead about it! (laughs)
- There's Kazoo Loudly next to Pear's Head!
- No!
- There's Blow up the Kitchen with TNT!
- No, Fine, here, take it all.
It's everything I have!
- This'll do nicely. (laughs)
- Hey! Look at that.
There's a new one called Quietly Read a Book.
- Yes, yes, thank you!
Do that one.
- Woo hoo!
Video games sure are awesome, aren't they?
- (groans) agreed.
This is nice.
What'cha reading there, Orange?
- "Catching Fire".
- Nice, I love "The Hunger Games".
- No, "Catching Fire"!
- Huh?
(record scratch)
(Orange and Pear screaming) (glass shattering)
(upbeat music)