Item #: SCP-1472
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: A 3m tall chain-link privacy fence is to be constructed
around the property boundary of SCP-1472.
Construction signage is to be placed on all sides of the perimeter fence as to deter public
suspicion.
Mobile Task Force Iota-6 (aka "Hard Knocks") are tasked with protecting the site from trespassers
and are to be stationed within a 4 block quadrant around SCP-1472 at all times dressed in applicable
urban attire.
Any civilians that breach the fence are to be apprehended and be administered Class-A
amnestics before being released.
Any testing involving D-class resources must have Level-3 approval.
All D-class personnel involved with testing are to be interrogated via polygraph afterwards.
Description: SCP-1472 is a brightly-painted single-story brick building located in East
St. Louis, Illinois, USA on the corner of ████ Street and ██████ Avenue.
The exterior condition of the building is poor but remains stable.
City records indicate that the building was erected in 1978 by the now defunct ███████ Corporation.
SCP-1472 has been condemned since 2001 when SCP-1472's anomalous activity began.
SCP-1472 has only one accessible entrance on the West side of the building.
When entered during its inactive state, SCP-1472 appears completely empty.
SCP-1472 only becomes active every Saturday at 02:00AM.
During this active state an overweight human male, SCP-1472-1, will exit from SCP-1472
and display signage out in front of the entrance.
One display is set directly on the asphalt in front of the entrance which lists a schedule
of events.
Another larger display is placed directly on the side of the building and lit with decorative
neon lighting.
Notes: SCP-1472 Signage Text on 01/12/13
EXOTIC GIRLS or equivalent
During the active period, the SCP-1472-1 will insist that all persons seeking admittance
pay a cover charge of $██ and not engage in photography or video recording once inside.
Shows will differ nightly; however, the performances always ranges from 2:00AM to 3:30AM.
During the duration of the performances, the entrance/exit will remain locked until the
last show ends.
Injuries and fatalities have occurred depending on the content of the show.
Participants have been observed to sustain psychological trauma.
Test Log1472-011213-4 Preamble: 3 D-class test subjects were approved
for testing on 01/12/13.
D-class test subjects were transported to the site and told to wait in front of the
entrance of SCP-1472.
D-class test subjects were told that they must take notes and report everything that
they see inside.
Below was a schedule of events as posted outside of SCP-1472 before testing:
SCHEDULE OF SHOWS: 2:00 - 2:10: Admittance
2:10 - 2:15: The Khünbish Sisters 2:15 - 2:20: Helen Keller
2:20 - 2:30: The Fantastic Zippy and Trainer 2:30 - 2:35: [teeth and claw marks]
2:35 - 2:40: Intermission 2:40 - 2:41: erotic_performance.exe
2:41 - 2:45: The Council of Libidinous Elders 2:45 - 3:20: Serial No. 223244-09-P
3:20 - 3:30: [indecipherable cuneiform script]
D-class ID: D-3432 / D-6744 / D-9908
1:50AM: D-class test subjects were dropped off by transport and were told to approach
SCP-1472's entrance.
Each were given $100 in $5 bills.
D-class test subjects are also encouraged to spend their money once inside.
1:55AM: SCP-1472-1 emerged from the entrance with signage.
SCP-1472-1 began to set up around the entrance.
D-class test subjects and SCP-1472-1 did not interact with each other.
2:00AM: SCP-1472-1 allowed admittance into SCP-1472.
SCP-1472-1 asked from each D-class test subject $██ as cover charge.
D-class test subjects obliged and paid said cover charge in exchange for admission into
SCP-1472.
2:03AM: All D-class test subjects were now inside SCP-1472.
D-class test subjects reported that the interior conditions were excellent.
The interior was outfitted with shag carpeting, mirrored walls, a single disco ball which
hung from the ceiling, a thick fabric curtain that covered most of the stage, and a single
brass pole which extended from the ceiling down into the middle of the room.
Comfortable seating arrangements were made available for a maximum occupancy of 30.
2:10AM - 2:15AM (The Khünbish Sisters): The curtain opened to reveal 2 naked women sitting
on a wooden log.
The women appeared to be twins of Asian descent.
Both women then performed traditional Tuvan throat singing while massaging each other
for the duration of the show.
D-3432 and D-9908 deposited $10 on stage which prompted the women to pause and begin a faster
song.
The curtain then closed at the end of the show.
2:15AM - 2:20AM (Helen Keller): The curtain opened to reveal a woman with the same physical
appearance as Helen Keller in her mid 20's.
The woman was dressed in typical Las Vegas showgirl attire and began to perform a dance
routine on stage while undressing at the same time.
D-3432, D-6744, and D-9908 each deposited $10 on stage.
This prompted the woman to immediately interrupt her routine to recite poetry for a few seconds.
D-6744 deposited another $5 on stage with the same results.
The curtain then closed at the end of the show.
2:20AM - 2:30AM (The Fantastic Zippy and Trainer): The curtain opened to reveal an orangutan
sitting on a metal stool next to a headless nude woman with advanced necrotizing fasciitis.
Despite being headless, the woman was able to function normally.
The orangutan then began to give vocal commands directed at the woman to which she responded
by performing a pole dancing routine.
D-3432 deposited $5 on the floor next to the woman.
The woman responded by pushing the $5 bill directly into her exposed trachea.
The orangutan then ordered the woman back to the stage.
The curtain then closed at the end of the show.
2:30AM - 2:35AM [teeth and claw marks]: The curtain opened to reveal 4 predatory bipedal
reptiles.
Based on the D-class test subject's descriptions, the reptiles may have belonged to the genus
Velociraptor.
Each were dressed in a Japanese maid cosplay costume tailored to fit them.
The reptiles began to approach D-9908 off stage in an extremely aggressive manner.
D-9908 relinquished all of his money which seemed to appease the reptiles as they collected
the money and shifted attention towards D-3432.
D-3432 also relinquished all of his money with the same results.
Afterwards, all 4 reptiles were ordered back on stage by SCP-1472-1 and the curtain then
closed.
D-6744 divided the remainder of his money with the other D-class test subjects.
2:35AM - 2:40AM Intermission: No events were reported during this time.
2:40AM - 2:41AM (erotic_performance.exe): The curtain opened to reveal a Gateway 2000
computer and monitor running a Fenestra 98 operating system.
The display booted up and opened a program on its desktop.
The computer then began to rapidly recite a multitude of differential equations as well
as their respective 3D graphical representations for 20 seconds.
At the end of the program, the monitor displayed the word "INSERT" in the form of a screensaver.
D-6744 and D-3432 both inserted $5 into its floppy drive.
The curtain then closed at the end of the show.
2:41AM - 2:45AM (The Council of Libidinous Elders): The curtain opened to reveal 16 entities
levitating above the stage.
Each entity appeared as a translucent gelatinous mass filled with membranous tissues.
The entities then began to project transmissions via telepathy into the minds of the D-class
test subjects.
D-class test subjects reported migraines, acute tinnitus, and projected thoughts of
intense physical sensation.
No money was deposited on the stage.
The curtain then closed at the end of the show.
2:45AM - 3:20AM (Serial No. 223244-09-P): The curtain opened to reveal a pair of mechanical
humanoid legs running in place.
The apparatus was being powered by an internal combustion generator situated on the left
side of the stage.
SCP-1472-1 was seen pouring a substance into the generator by funnel.
Based on the D-class test subject's descriptions of appearance and odor, this substance is
believed to possibly be raw ambergris.
After 15 minutes, D-9908 deposited $5 on the stage.
The apparatus then began to perform a traditional Irish stepdancing routine.
SCP-1472-1 then brought out a plastic tray filled with an unknown species of beetle and
placed the apparatus atop them.
The apparatus continued to dance for the duration of the show while SCP-1472-1 periodically
replaced the trays with refilled ones.
The aroma produced by the performance was reported to be overly pungent to the point
of nausea.
The curtain then closed at the end of the show.
3:20AM - 3:30AM [indecipherable cuneiform script]: The curtain opened to reveal SCP-1093
wearing a small mawashi and holding an ornate stone blade.
After a minute, SCP-1093 lunged at D-3432.
After a brief altercation, SCP-1093 was able to render D-3432 unconscious and move his
body towards the stage.
Based on reports by the D-class test subjects, SCP-1093 then began to perform a ritual human
sacrifice.
D-6744 attempted to rescue D-3432 but was halted by SCP-1472-1 and was warned that he
was not allowed to touch the "dancers".
SCP-1093 then proceeded to remove all major organs from D-3432 in order of size before
kicking them off stage.
This lasted for the remainder of the show.
Note: Foundation records confirm that SCP-1093 was secured in its containment unit during
this time period, which suggests that this was a physically identical yet extremely violent
instance of SCP-1093.
It is also believed that during the performance, SCP-1093 was only producing roughly 4% of
its normal radioactive emissions since D-6744 and D-9908 survived with moderate radiation
poisoning after the show ended.
3:32AM: SCP-1472-1 was observed standing outside smoking a large cigar as the surviving D-class
test subjects staggered out of SCP-1472.
D-6744 and D-9908 were apprehended and taken to the infirmary.
SCP-1472-1 was then observed removing the signs and retreating back into SCP-1472.
D-3432's remains were never recovered.