(Thump Thump Thump Thump ahh, Thump Thump Thump Thump ahh) (Playing with spoons music.)
This week's Music Monday will get you a signed K.Will CD for his latest video, "Love Blossom".
(K.Will sings) Phabkhon gateun kotciphi jo nophi narayo.
Now, we were lucky enough to get an interview with K. Will this last Friday,
and we actually spoke with him about his new video, which he gave us some really insightful info into.
None of which we are considering for this Music Monday, 'cause that's how we roll for Music Monday.
But, he also gave us some signed CDs.
We're giving one of them away for this week's Music Monday,
so stick around to the end of the video to see what you gotta do to win.
Do do. (Poop joke)
Let's just start off by saying how perfectly timed this song is:
it's starting to warm up now, in Korea, for spring.
The crushing greyness of winter is passing away.
People are smiling, and they're hating their cold cold winter filled lives less,
and this song is perfect for the vibe of the new season.
Last year, Busker Busker's "Cherry Blossom Ending" was huge for capturing the seasonal spirit,
and now, K. Will's "Love Blossom" is doing exceptionally well for some of the same reasons.
And this song is great! It's got a light, jazzy trumpet,
a chorus that people better than me in Korean will really want to shout to.
It's just, perfect first date music.
And the video, totally took us by suprise.
This is the first time for us, in a long time, that we laughed at a video, whose intention was to be funny
rather than just accidentally funny.
(Coughs out the name) Infinite's "Man In Love"
Oh, got a bad Kpop cough.
This video has a silly plot, and it satisfies our deep-seated revenge fantasies.
It does so in an unpredictable, kind of fun, way, which somehow manages to perfectly match the vibe of the song.
Now, that doesn't mean that we didn't notice tiny details outside of the scope of the plot,
because those are hilarious as well.
For starters, that whole car scene at the beginning of the video was just ridiculous!
Myungsoo comes out of the front passenger seat, and then, he opens up the back door to which his upper level staff all exit.
We all saw this part, right? But, what I'm sure some of you failed to notice is that this isn't just any normal car,
but a freaking clown car since six people get out of the backseat! Six!
What happens next? They all walk towards the amusement park and are getting ready to enjoy the rides,
but then they leave the car at the front gate?
Ha, don't worry, the valet of the amusement park is gonna take care of it.
Pssst. There is no valet.
Soon afterwards, we see Dasom from Sistar, walking around the amusement park by herself.
Ok, so there's nothing wrong with doing things by yourself.
I've gone to see a movie alone, I've grabbed supper, rented movies, ate entire pizzas...
shopped for clothing, gone to museums.
I've even flown a helicopter, but I don't really think I'd ever go to an amusement park alone and while in a dress.
Does she not know what occurs at an amusement park?
Rides people, rides. Rides that often go upside down, in circles, and wind everywhere.
Unless she likes her underwear flapping in the wind. (Sexy "Intoxication" music) Dasom, oooh, you so nasty.
But then we noticed, there are actually quite a few people who are alone in this video.
There's this guy at 3:14 (Work that camera!) taking pictures of himself (Oh yeah, so sexy!) in the sunset,
(Duckface!) How romantic. (Depressing.)
And that lovely guy (ding) gangnam styling it in the background before they even (ding) get on the ride.
You even see him talking (ding) to himself in the back at 1:23.
Oh, so this is the forever alone amusement park, now I understand.
Moving on and let's be honest with ourselves here, something freaky is happening with this amusement park.
Namely, what unholy, demon child would voluntarily give someone their ice cream.
(Play with me, forever.) Where is this kid's family, huh? What responsible parent would let this happen?
And, I'm an adult now, well kind of and I wouldn't give a stranger my ice cream; I don't care how hot you are!
And, I sure as hell wouldn't give you my ice cream when I was a kid.
You know what I was like, when I got ice cream as a kid?
(Simon tauntingly sings) I have an ice cream. I have an ice cream and I'm gonna eat it all.
Do you have an ice cream? No, you don't. Do you want some of my ice cream?
Psych! You cannot have my ice cream, it's my ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, hit it!
No Dasom, no! That is not a child, it is the evil spawn of the devil trying to poison you.
This amusement park is a haunted death trap.
Myungsoo knows it because...
what kind of staff employee punches you in the d*ck, in public at a amusement park, where there are children?
Evil, evil I say, and what's even more evidence of this evil,
none of Myungsoo's fans were there to do anything like this.
[S] No one touches Myungsoo Oppa. I'm gonna die! Ahhhhh!!!
Now, we've all had bad jobs and sucky bosses before,
but I doubt that any of you have ever had a coworker shoyuken you in the genitals.
SHOYUKEN!
Even so, I'm sure that we could all sympathesize with Myungsoo wanting to punish,
or perhaps, kill his evil employers,
but was it really necessary to murder the innocent carnie?
I'm sure there are hundreds of other ways he could have gotten the carnie to leave his post without killing him.
Here are some suggestions:
1) Ice cream secretly filled with laxatives. (Diarrhea Dairy)
2) Soda pop resealed and filled with laxatives. (Diarrhea sugar)
3) Birds fed with laxatives and then, set loose inside the control room. (Diarrhea Shower)
4) Suprise fried chicken and the chickens were raised on an organic farm, which they were fed organic laxatives. (Diarrhea Noms)
5) Give him an adorable penguin, wearing a small hat,
and when he's distracted, chloroform him and feed him laxatives. (Diarrhea Awakening)
6) Give him a pen with a secret needle tip which is laced with laxatives. (Diarrhea Essay)
7) High five, oopsie, the glove in my hand was covered
in powered fast-acting, absorbing through the skin, laxatives. (Diarrhea Midas Touch)
8) A box of bon bons, filled with sweet delicious cherries, dipped in chocolate and wrapped with a ribbon.
The ribbon was covered in laxatives. (Diarrhea Suprise)
9) Or, Taco Bell. (Taco Bell)
Do you see what I mean? Explosive diarrhea is a surefire way to get out of a speeding ticket,
a date with multiple members of Girls' Generation, or even from having to kill someone.
But no, he kills the K.Will carnie, and leaves his employers to vomit on each other to death.
Seriously, there was not enough vomit present in this video.
And, he even has time to go get ice cream after commiting murder.
Not really the most effective escape plan, I'd say, but whoa!
He really likes his ice cream.
I mean, how many ice creams did this guy eat?
Number one: half-eaten (almost done),
then new ice cream (new cone),
half-eaten ice cream again (third ice cream) and then covering his hand,
clean hand now and a new ice cream (fourth new ice cream).
(Wow, I can't believe he ate 4 ice creams.) Seriously Myungsoo, your figure is fabulous!
On a serious note because we like to do serious notes on a Music Monday,
especially after poop jokes.
We'd like to talk about one more thing. People have mentioned in our questions for our interview with K.Will
that he doesn't appear in his music videos because he's considered not good looking enough,
as was reported by him and other interview shows that he was on in Korea.
Honestly, we find this concept ridiculous, and though K. Will's cameo in his own video was pretty hilarious,
we'd really like to see more of him in his own videos.
He might not fit into the Korean standards of beauty, and might not be as attractive as Myungsoo in some people's opinions,
but he should still be in his own videos.
You're with me, I know you are.
(Spoon playing music) (The Showdown)
For last week's showdown we asked you which artsy, cropped out of focus, YG video you preferred:
Lee Hi in "Rose" or G-Dragon in "That xx"
and the winner was very easily...
(sound of a horse) "That xx".
That's seriously one of the nicest looking videos we've ever seen, and I'm not sure what artsy video will ever be able to beat that.
Probably TVXQ's "Balloons". Hmm.
For this week's showdown we ask you which Myungsoo video you preferred: K.Will's "Love Blossom" or the snuggly one's "60 seconds".
Both highlighting Myunsoo's acting skills, both not containing a drop of him singing.
Leave your votes in the comments, and we'll announce the winner next week.
(K. Will CD Giveaway!) (Cool Synthesizer)
And now, for the signed CD giveaway!
We know it's tough getting Kpop CDs overseas, and even more tough to get them autographed. (Twinkling sound)
But, not if you watch our videos.
So, to you awesome subscribers of our channel,
and only our subscribers will win, click here if you haven't subscribed to us yet.
Here is your chance!
All you gotta do is let us know in the comments section below,
if you were Myungsoo, how would you exact your revenge on your team of meanies? (your terrible employers?)
We, if you couldn't tell, are partial to inducing diarrhea.
We'll pick our favorite answer and announce the winner next week.
Lastly, don't forget to like and favorite this video
and to subscribe for more Music Mondays, where we give away awesome CDs.
Take it away, ice cream Spudgy.
[Spudgy sings] Oh, hello, I'm the Spudgy.
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