mommy enough is enough
you will drop this munchie
business forthwith do you hear me
did you really think that the household
countenance such an insult
i will not be disobeyed no no
i have put up with you for over 50 years
you will drop this forth with or oh
oh or bertie or we will have you
certified insane
and removed from office immediately
here are the papers signed by dr reed
i'm 81 years of age
i've had nine children and 42
grandchildren and have almost
a billion citizens
i have rheumatism a collapsed uterus
and morbidly obese and death
in one ear
i have known 11 prime ministers
and passed 2347 pieces of legislation
i've been in office 62 years 234 days
thus i am the longest serving monarch in
world history
i'm responsible for five households
and a staff of over three thousand
i am cantankerous
boring greedy fat
ill-tempered at times selfish and myopic
both metaphorically and literally
i am perhaps disagreeably
attached to power
and should not have smashed the emperor
of russia's egg
but i am anything but insane
if the household wish to disobey me so
be it
let them do it to my face
i will see everyone in the durbar room
at once
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