it should be detectable by a
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welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down our picks for the top 10
so bad they're good movies you've never
heard of
golden yogurt forget the world man have
groovy time spend some mula
you want to go for this list we'll be
ranking movies that have enjoyed cult
followings despite their occasionally
dubious level of quality which of these
do you want to watch let us know in the
comments
number 10
invasion of the bee girls
the drive-in movie is a quintessential
piece of americana that has gained
something of a new lease on life in
recent years now if we have to listen to
some more crazy ideas i'm leaving
invasion of the bee girls is one of the
well b movies that frequented the
drive-in circuit back in its golden
years and it's easy to see why the story
is pure exploitation as mutated women
with the sexual proclivities of bees
begin exhausting men to the point of
death keep me company in my
time
need
it's trashy cheese at its meltiest yet
invasion of the bee girls plays it
straight enough that it never becomes
truly peridic or boring
there's some sort of social pattern here
but i just can't figure out what it is
instead the film starring former the
price is right model anitra ford serves
up some 70s nostalgia for the secret
sleaze bag in assault
number nine titanic the legend goes on
no you're not imagining things this
really is a titan exploitation movie
producer and occasional director camilo
teddy helmed this animated fever dream
back in 2000 an assault on good taste
and proof that the infamous italian
exploitation film industry of the 70s
and 80s never truly went away you know
there's something you should know so i'm
gonna tell you so don't sweat it forget
it enjoy the show
titanic the legend goes on even received
varying dubs and edits meaning that the
plot changes drastically depending on
whether you're watching the uncut
italian version or the edited american
one now i know who stole my locket it
was that girl
no no i don't think it was
this latter version barely runs an hour
long but you'll still be confused and
perplexed at the glaring lapses in logic
clunky animation and cringe-worthy jokes
honestly it's impressively bad stuff
that you may just want to see for
yourself
why do you do it
we don't
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number eight
you're the hunter from the future
antonio margherita's your hunter from
the future makes its presence known
almost immediately with one banging
earworm of a theme song
musical awesomeness aside the film was a
huge rental hit back in the 1980s
despite yours negative critical
reputation then again film critics never
did tend to warm to the quirky sword and
sorcery that yore offers from the jump
yo
now we fight
bloody prehistoric battles awkward
performances and one hard story swerve
near the back end made your stand out
from many of conan worshipping brethren
by feeding your ambition to create a
master race
you have kept the world in darkness and
hindered progress
red brown cuts a fine b-movie hero as
well although we're pretty sure
schwarzenegger wasn't exactly worried
about any competition
number 7 best friends
fans of the room who need just a little
more masochistic fun in their lives
might want to check out best friends a
film written by the co-star of that film
greg sustero
can you help me can i work for you what
kind of qualification skill do you have
well i do communication out man i work
as a janitor i can i can clean you know
the flick reunites sustero and his room
co-star tommy wazzo and allows the
latter to try and prove that his legacy
could be something a bit more than
creating so bad it's good cinema you
know we should celebrate like eat cake
like uh
sorbet or does best friends achieve the
same
no no it doesn't kudos to sustero for
trying however and it's honestly nice to
see was so in a better constructed film
with a larger budget you can't help but
root for the guy and best friends is a
great way of wiseau getting one more
shot at the spotlight who are you are
you john no i'm not john number six
pinocchio's revenge old school horror
fans know that the direct to video
market can be a treasure trove of
forgotten goodness just waiting to be
rediscovered evil comes in all shapes
and sizes
maybe he
did kill all the others pinocchio's
revenge just might be one of those
movies a strange slasher film directed
by kevin s tenny who helmed the original
knight of the demons run judy run
see judy run
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sure pinocchio's revenge leans hard on
the killer doll archetype originated by
the twilight zones talking tina and
chucky from the child's play franchise
but it does so with a twist that casual
viewers might not see coming we're not
going to spoil it here but pinocchio's
revenge manages to strike a nice balance
between the expected and the unexpected
sounds like a great party
yeah
number five
miami connection the profile of 1987's
miami connection has admittedly been
raised a bit in recent years thanks to a
home video release and a repertory run
that reintroduced the film to a modern
audience
just remember what i said if you don't
want to get hurt you don't scare me at
all jane i want to talk to you later
goodbye
let's go you'd be hard-pressed to find
many who saw miami connection during its
original run however thanks to poor
sales and even worse reviews and
although we can certainly see why this
was initially the case watching miami
connection with a group of friends and
perhaps through the lens of postmodern
irony things can change very quickly
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the awkward dialogue becomes charming
the plot holes hilarious and the fight
choreography well surprisingly solid oh
and we can't forget the fictional band
dragon sound
taekwondo
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number four
the devil's reign hey do you know how
the michael myers mask from halloween
was an altered captain kirk replica from
star trek did you ever wonder what that
face might look like in the flesh they
won't give the devil's man what he wants
your father my father
would agree with me
well look no further than 1975's the
devil's reign where william shatner
himself boasts a pair of black eyes the
devil's eyes praise
be
the lord of light and darkness the film
itself is indicative of a post exorcist
world where satanic and occult themes
were all the rage and there's some truly
awesome devil makeup on ernest borgnine
church of satan founder antoine levay
was even an advisor on the film but
don't expect the devil's reign to
explain much about what's going on free
the souls and free yourself to destroy
the devil's reign you will wander
through eternity a creature of nothing
neither of heaven nor of hell instead
just turn your brain off and enjoy all
the goopy melty fun
number three
the apple
the 1970s and 80s were full of rock
operas that were born out of the sort of
impossibly bad ideas one can only
gestate while under the influence
there ain't no good
there ain't no bad
there is no happiness there ain't no
tears the sergeant peppers movie was one
while 1980s the apple is another born
from the team of manahem golen and yorum
globus from the infamous production
company canon films attention attention
please good citizens it is now one
minute to four o'clock time to stop
ordinary activities and prepare for the
national bim hour golan directed the
film which used the futuristic setting
of
1994 to stage a flashy glittery ode to
biblical allegory artistic freedom and
sequence a lot of sequence the apple is
honestly a blast albeit perhaps not the
way golan initially intended a disco and
funk fuse trip that's best enjoyed with
good friends
and a pinch of salt darling how nice of
you to come
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maybe i'll leave it some other time i'll
see you busy number two
never too young to die
the cast of never too young to die
basically sells itself a prime example
of 80s cheese begging for you to sit
down and watch
the water supply i'm going to poison
your water supply for gold for round
hunt for jewels for money
a young john stamos vanity at the peak
of her popularity gene simmons as an
unforgettable villain heck even freddy
krueger himself robert england shows up
for the fun never too young to die
varies wildly in tone but never forgets
to be fun stamos and vanity look great
on screen while simmons shamelessly
choose the scenery i'm gold
gold
oh the gut joy
although the latter's hermaphroditic
character could be considered today by
some to be offensive simmons puts in a
performance with gleeful wits and
charisma unafraid to push boundaries
heck stamos himself called it the best
worst thing you'll ever see
i can't stop it what do i do
before we name our number one pick here
are some honorable mentions
deathbed the bed that eats
indescribable art house schlock
santa claus conquers the martians
if that title doesn't hook you we don't
know what will why
why did you have to do that to my helper
it's harmless it'll wear off in a short
while
laser blast a mystery science theater
favorite
rad
bmx and a and pop soundtrack
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eight-legged freaks
a fun homage to creature features
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number one planet of dinosaurs
the poster for planet of dinosaurs is
undeniably awesome the stop-motion
creature effects are also pretty damn
good for such a low-budget film this
doesn't necessarily mean that planet of
dinosaurs was destined for classic
status of course as many bad movie fans
today revel in the pedestrian acting
stilted pacing and overall weirdness
that defines this late 70s curiosity all
doesn't being a vice president pull any
weight around here
of course mr baylor i mean you get to
walk on the shady side planet of
dinosaurs is the sort of film where
watching youtube reviews or riff
commentaries are sometimes better than
watching the real thing as there's
plenty of dull spots
that said the film has earned it so bad
its good reputation perhaps because of
this reappraisal by modern day film fans
and isn't that the point giving these
old flicks a new lease on life go ahead
and run lee you've got a whole damn
world of running but you're gonna have
to run alone we're not going with you
i'm in charge here you'll do as i say
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