(coughing)
- Alexa, testing.
One, two, three.
- [Alexa] Receiving over.
- Alexa, what's the agenda?
- [Alexa] Here is the next event.
It is in progress.
49 more Alexa commands lasts all day.
- Alexa, how tall are you?
- [Alexa] I'm about 10 inches tall.
- Alexa, how many centimeters are in 10 inches?
- [Alexa] 10 inches is 25.4 centimeters.
- Alexa, volume 10.
Alexa, what's the weather like?
- [Alexa] Currently, in Irvine it's 78 deg--
- Alexa, volume seven.
- [Alexa] Currently, in Irvine it's 78 degrees
with intermittent clouds.
- Alexa, stop.
Alexa, play Rock Paper Scissors.
- [Alexa] Okay, let's play.
Three, two, one.
Scissors.
Three, two, one.
Paper.
Three, two, one.
Scissors.
- Yes.
Alexa, how far away is Christmas?
- [Alexa] There are 10 months and 15 days
until Christmas day.
- Alexa, resume my audio book.
- [Voiceover] That Sam-I-am.
That Sam-I-am.
I do not like that Sam-I-am.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
- Hey heads or tails, loser pays for lunch.
You call it.
- [Voiceover] Tails.
- Alexa flip a coin.
- [Alexa] Tails.
- Damn it.
Alexa, open Domino's and order a cheese pizza.
- [Alexa] It seems that your order has one item.
Your first item is one extra large Brooklyn pizza.
Would you like to place your order?
- Yes.
- [Alexa] Your order has been placed.
It will be ready for pickup
in approximately 10 to 15 minutes.
- Alexa, how many calories in one slice of cheese pizza?
- [Alexa] Margarita pizza contains 257 calories
per 100 grams.
- Alexa, what's 257 times eight?
- [Alexa] 257 multiplied eight is 2,056.
- Start Seven Minute Workout.
- [Alexa] Welcome to Seven Minute Workout.
Your first exercise is jumping jacks.
Get ready.
- Alexa, stop.
Alexa, what was the score from the last Warriors game?
- [Alexa] Last night the Warriors beat the Rockets
123 to 110.
- Alexa, when's the next Warriors game?
- [Alexa] The Warriors will play tonight at 6PM
in Phoenix, Arizona against the Suns.
- Alexa, remind me to watch the Warriors game
tonight at 6PM.
- [Alexa] I added watch the Warriors game tonight at 6PM
to your to do list.
- Alexa, start a timer.
- [Alexa] For how long?
- Two minutes.
- [Alexa] Two minutes, starting now.
- Alexa, ask Sci-Guy for a fact.
- [Alexa] Blood sucking hook worms
inhabit 700,000,000 worldwide.
- Alexa, do aliens exist?
- [Alexa] So far there has been no proof
that alien life exists,
but the universe is a very big place.
- Alexa, where do babies come from?
- [Alexa] I think they come from the stork.
- How many teeth do sharks have?
- [Alexa] Most sharks have five to 15 rows of teeth
in each jaw.
There is no real count because the teeth grow back
within a 24 hour period.
- Alexa, how much time do I have left?
- [Alexa] About one minute and 10 seconds.
- Alexa, what's the best tablet?
- [Alexa] The Kindle Fire HDX comes highly recommended.
- No surprise there.
Alexa, ask Uber for a ride.
- [Alexa] There is an Uber X about five minutes away.
Would you like me to order it?
- Yes.
- [Alexa] Requesting a ride.
- Alexa, ask Uber where my car is.
- [Alexa] Your ride request was accepted.
Your driver should be there in about four minutes.
- Alexa, ask Uber to cancel.
- [Alexa] I've canceled your ride.
- Alexa, what time is it in the UK?
- [Alexa] The time in the United Kingdom is 10:20PM.
- Alexa, how long is a flight from here to the UK?
- [Alexa] The flight time between the United Kingdom
and your current location is approximately
11 hours and 30 minutes.
- Alexa, ask Pronunciations how to pronounce
A-L-U-M-I-N-U-M.
- [Alexa] It is pronounced as aluminum.
- Alexa, tell me a joke.
- [Alexa] What hotel does a fancy cheese stay at?
The Stilton.
- Alexa, what color is the dress?
- [Alexa] The dress colors are black and blue.
- Alexa, turn the studio on.
Alexa, trigger purple.
- [Alexa] Sending that to it.
- Dim the studio to 100%
Alexa, turn the studio off.
Where the heck did my phone go?
Alexa, ask phone finder to find my phone.
- [Alexa] Your phone must be ringing now.
(phone ringing)
- Right.
Alexa, beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice.
- [Alexa] I think that only works in the movie.
- Alexa, Wikipedia Fight Club.
- [Alexa] Fight Club is a 1999 American film,
based on the 1996 novel of the same name by Chuck Palahniuk.
- Alexa, how many movies has Brad Pitt been in?
- [Alexa] Brad Pitt is a star in at least 74 films.
- Wow.
Alexa, what's the first rule of fight club?
- [Alexa] Don't talk about fight club.
- Alexa, what new movies are out?
- [Alexa] Here are a few movies playing near Irvine.
Kund Fu Panda 3, Hail, Ceaser!, The Fun is Ours,
and the Revenant.
- What the heck is that?
Alexa, buy a new MLB cap.
- MLB Los Angeles Dodgers, black on black, 59 50 fitted cap.
Should I order it?
- Yes.
- [Alexa] Okay, order placed.
- Alexa, who's the richest person in the world.
- [Alexa] The wealthiest person is Bill Gates.
- How much money does Bill Gates have?
- [Alexa] Bill Gates' net worth is $58,000,000,000.
- Alexa, how much do you get paid?
- [Alexa] It doesn't matter.
I love what I do.
- Alexa, Simon says,
will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
- [Alexa] Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?
- Alexa, who is the Real Slim Shady?
- [Alexa] Marshall Bruce Mathers III,
known professionally as Eminem.
- Alexa, what was Eminem's first album?
- [Alexa] Eminem's first album was Infinite.
- Alexa, play some Eminem.
- [Alexa] Shuffling Eminem.
(classical music)
- Hey let me see my keys.
Alexa, ask Automatic how much gas I have left in my tank.
- [Alexa] Your BMW 328i is 56% full.
- Good enough.
Alexa, what's another word for subscribe?
- [Alexa] Subscribe synonyms include,
pledge, sign, subscribe to, support, and take.
That is it for me and this video.
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and as always, I will see you in the very next episode.