He doesn't know who Little Mix are.
- You don't know?! - No.
- You never heard of it. - Destiny's Child.
Oh, you just disrespected him!
Ah, it's yours, your missus?
Tell him!
How are we, boys?
I'm gonna call you Double D. Both Divine, yeah?
How do you know my name?
We've all heard about you!
Are you good in net?
In net? I'm not bad.
Finish!
THIAGO LAUGHS
Wow!
Top bins!
Ox had no chance! Even with Alisson in goal it's impossible to save that one.
Little D's hit the stanch'.
Hello, lads, I'm Little Divine.
And I'm Big Divine.
Thanks for having a kickabout with us today.
Firstly, we've got a couple of presents for you, just because we're really nice.
Ox, you're a new dad, so here's yours.
Oh, wow!
Thank you very much, that's amazing.
How are you finding being a dad?
He hasn't got any football kits yet, this is his first football kit.
I'm finding it very good.
It's very different, but it's the best thing ever.
Thiago, we've got something to remind you of home.
Ooh!
That's not good for his lifestyle, Spanish chocolate.
Have you ever had them before?
Yes, every Christmas.
Oh, so that's how you know it's good.
So it's really good.
- Thank you. - That's nice.
Wow, that's good.
One thing I've always wondered is who gets to pick the music in the dressing room.
- More Virgil. - I think so.
Virgil is the one that cares the most about the music playlist.
My idol. Anyways, eh...
What kind of music do you listen to?
Thiago, can you play us some?
Oh. I can tell you the music, I couldn't sing that song for you.
Cos I'm really bad at singing.
Don't matter.
Normally it's more R&B...
Hip-hop music, and sometimes some kind of Spanish trap or reggaeton one.
You're both into music, so I want to get your thoughts on this.
- You have to do it. - No, no!
No, please, please...
OK, I'll do it myself.
He said, "Please, no" !
♫ I hope a trap boy's your type - why?
♫ Cos I don't have a 9 to 5
♫ I get that your standards high but I'm not a random guy, I'm different
♫ You said you don't like my life, you said you don't like my guys, you're tripping. ♫
Wow.
What, you didn't want to do that?
- No. - That was sick.
What about you, what's your go-to karaoke tune?
Probably some Drake song, little bit of singing, bit of rapping.
Drake is trash.
Wow. Drake's trash?
Drake is alright, my sister's in love with Drake.
Really?
Do you play any instruments?
When I was younger, I used play the drums.
So I can still play the drums, but not as good as I used to.
If you were going to make a band from your teammates, who would be in it?
Ohh.
Have we got anyone that plays instruments?
Fabi, Fabi.
Fabi's trying to learn the piano at the minute.
Fabinho.
♫ This girl is on fire... ♫
Ali plays the guitar.
Alisson?!
♫ Allez, allez, allez... ♫
Hendo, Hendo is quite good as well.
OK. Really? Good at what?
Singing, dancing. You wouldn't know it, yeah?
OK, lads, we're going to play a little game.
We're going to give you three things and really quickly you have to rank them.
You say the first one.
- Tennis. - Same.
- For me, golf, number one. - Yeah, same.
Why do footballers always like golf?
- D'you like golf? - Yeah.
See, that's a proper sport.
- FIFA... - Call of Duty, every day for me.
I thought you were gonna...
Me, probably FIFA.
Yeah, same, FIFA.
FIFA and Fortnite? No, COD for me.
Sorry, boys.
Probably gonna say Salah.
Salah.
At the minute, Salah.
He's playing amazing.
Salah or Messi.
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter, for me.
Then Avengers then Star Wars.
I've never watched any of them.
What?! Never watched any what?
Except for Harry Potter, but he's just boring.
- Yeah?! - Yeah.
You're not into...'alakazam' and... No?
OK.
Different eras.
I think I'd go pizza, roast dinner, burger.
So you don't like burgers?
I think burger, pizza, maybe.
BOYS: Yeah!
Not for me. Sorry, boys.
Nappies...
..crying...night feed.
100 per cent.
In that order.
World Cup here,
Champions League here,
Premier League here.
No, it's Champions League, World Cup, Premier League.
Do you see the hype of the World Cup?
- I'm with you. - You boys have got it mapped out.
If you score a really good goal, everyone goes, "Aghhhh!"
Taking their shirts off. "Brazil-a, Brazil-a!"
It's impossible to go against him.
I know. I'm scared to disagree with you, to be honest.
Little Mix. Destiny's Child...
Obviously...
Then Spice Girls.
- Who first? - Little Mix.
Perrie's band.
He doesn't know who Little Mix are.
- You don't know?! - No.
- You never heard of it? - Destiny's Child...
You just disrespected him!
Ah, it's yours, your missus?!
Tell him! Give him some!
- What's their name? - Little Mix.
Little Mix, there we go.
OK. Well, throw that away.
Our next game is a regular and it's all about your teammates.
Who is most likely to come last in a 100 metre sprint?
I would be one of the last.
Probably you!
But we have the goalkeepers!
Yeah, what about the goalkeepers?
Nah, goalkeepers are rapid.
Who is the most likely to spend the most time in the gym?
Sadio Mane or Mo Salah.
Virgil van Dijk.
Or this man.
No, no...
Virgil's never in the gym.
No, when I go they're already there, Mo and Sadio,
and when I leave, they are still there.
So they're first and last?
They love it.
Wow.
Who's most likely to win a fight?
Probably the big guys.
Probably Virgil.
THIAGO: And James as well, why not?
Yeah, or you.
Me? You putting me up there, boys, yeah?
I don't think you're right - he doesn't believe you.
I don't think I believe you.
Probably Virgil...Hendo?
That man's physicality!
If Hendo's angry...
Who is most likely to become a manager?
OX: James Milner or Thiago.
So two of the oldest.
Yeah, but it's more personality, you have to be the right character.
Hendo maybe?
Who is most likely to do a skydive?
Skydive...
Not me.
I'm terrified of heights.
Who's the most fearless?
Maybe Kostas.
Kostas Tsimikas.
But without the parachute.
He's a bit crazy.
Well, our last challenge is a little bit different, it's the hide and seek challenge.
It's me...
Oh, no.
It's me and Ox against Divine and...
I'm Thiago, I'm Thiago.
He said, "Oh, no" !
What, you don't want to be with me?
- I'm with Thiago. - No! You're too buff!
Oh, OK. I'll take that though.
And there is a forfeit for the loser.
- So what's the challenge? - And you don't want to do the forfeit.
What, so you don't think I can hide good?
He's saying no.
I might regret my decision, you know. I'm going with Chamberlain.
As soon as I press it, we're gone.
Ready?
Look at Thiago.
We MUST be able to see him over there.
Oh, Cham-ber-lain! Cham-ber-lain.
- We can see you here. - Yeah, that's you!
No, that was him.
That's Thiago!
Stop lying, you're there.
Who's that?
LITTLE DIVINE: That's me.
So we won, you guys have got the forfeit.
Whose fault was it?
- You. - Nah, we're a team.
I don't know what the forfeit is, what is it?
You have to eat a spoonful of mustard.
Oh, no...
What have I got myself into?
I'm in it with you, brother.
Come on.
Three...two...one.
Oh, my God.
MOUTH FULL: Where you going? Where you going?
Ah, boys, that is not nice.
How do you eat that?
He will never eat mustard in his life again.
I can't believe you didn't get your leg in there. Honestly.