- (woman) Now I'm gonna pull off your [bleep].
- Please don't do that.
- Where do people find these videos?
This is not what I see on my Twitter feed.
- This is the best video I've seen today.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) All right, ready for another challenge?
- Always with the challenges.
- (FBE) We're gonna play you a bunch of videos
submitted by our fans and the challenge is
to get through every single one without smiling or laughing.
- That is definitely doable. Done it before.
- Oh my gosh, that's the hardest.
My cheeks just naturally go in that direction.
- Usually, you guys are pretty good, so we'll see
how well you guys did today.
- (FBE) New rules. You'll be out if you
smile or laugh, but we'll bring you back in
for the next video, Keeping track of how
many times you get out. - Oh, cool, okay.
- That makes me feel a little bit better.
- Okay, phew. Nothing is playing
and I'm smiling. I can't help it.
I'm a smiley person.
- What's he gonna do?
- Animals usually get me.
- Oh no.
- Oh gosh. What's gonna happen?
- I wanna smile because he's cute.
- (sea lion barks) - Like that?
I would have woken up on the spot.
That's a bark from a seal.
- (sea lion bark) - It's so cute.
I wanna smile because it's cute.
- How do you train something to do that?
- (sea lion blowing air) (sea lion laughing)
- That was cute.
- (sea lion blowing air) (sea lion laughing)
- That's adorable.
- (sea lion blowing air) (sea lion laughing)
- Neat.
- (sea lion blowing air) (sea lion laughing)
- That would scare the crap out of me
if that's how it woke me up.
- (sea lion blowing air) (sea lion laughing)
- That really got-- almost got me.
- "Video I found on my dad's phone."
I'm afraid.
- Nah.
- (cameraman laughing)
- This is the best video I've seen today.
- (cameraman laughing)
- It's not that funny. - (cameraman) Ah, [beep].
- The things dads find funny.
- There are some people that are just really weird.
- (cameraman) Ah, [bleep]. - Am I missing something?
- (cameraman laughing) - This is my actual face.
- Oh my God. I can't with his laugh.
- It's so stupid I wanna laugh.
- He's literally just meddling with basic technology.
I'm very confused by what's humorous here.
- (cameraman laughing) - This guy needs to go out more.
- Is she popping balloons? Oh my goodness.
- (man) She won! She won.
- I don't know what kinda contest that is.
- Holy [bleep].
- This is really disturbing.
- Where do people find these videos?
This is not what I see on my Twitter feed.
- This is so awkward.
- Oh my God, her face is so intense.
- She's putting in the work. That's some thrust game.
- Need I say anything? That's disgusting.
- (student) What if I wanna have sex before I get married?
- (teacher) Well, I guess you just have to be
prepared to die. - (laughing)
- (student) What if I wanna have sex before I get married?
- (teacher) Well, I guess you just have to be
prepared to die.
Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die.
- I can't.
- (teacher) Well, I guess you just have to be
prepared to die.
- (FBE) What do you think, Jayka?
- That's so funny.
- (teacher) Well, I guess you just have to be
prepared to die. - Oh.
- (teacher) Well, I guess you just have to be
prepared to die. - That's what they try
to tell everybody growing up. I don't feel like it works.
- That's something they showed in elementary school
or junior high back in the day. I would have been dead so fast.
I'm still here. Parent's don't--
listen to your parents. Don't listen to crazy Catherine.
- "ASMR video." Ooh, I love these.
- I hate these.
- (girl whispering) Hey. - (whispering) Hey.
- (girl whispering) It's-- - (man) free real estate.
- (girl whispering) Hey. - I already know what
this one's gonna be. I'm calling it.
- (girl whispering) It's-- - (man) Free real estate.
- Knew it. I saw that coming
from a mile away.
- (girl whispering) It's-- - (man) Free real estate.
- Oh, that was just creepy.
- (girl whispering) It's-- - (man) Free real estate.
- Oh my God, I love the free real estate guy.
I'm okay, though.
- (woman) Now, let's talk about nice, hard, creamy penis.
And you know what?
- Oh my God. I've seen this before.
- (woman) I'm gonna have [bleep] time right now.
- I'm a sucker for a good [bleep] joke.
- (woman) I'm gonna have [bleep] time right now.
Mm, [bleep]. And now for the porn.
So, first I wanna lay down. - I was trying so hard
not to laugh at this one.
- (woman) And now for the porn.
- Okay, it's really funny. I'm gonna smile,
'cause it's funny.
- (woman) And now for the porn.
- Oh. - (woman) First,
I wanna lay down on the counter
and what's gonna happen is I wanna take just a moment
and I wanna make myself nice and wet
and you know what else? - Ah, this one's testing
my maturity level.
- (woman) And I wanna make myself nice and wet
and you know what else? I wanna get my butt
whipped with a nice, wet paper towel.
- You go do that. - (woman) And now I'm
gonna pull off your [bleep]. - Please don't do that.
- (woman) Now I'm gonna pull off your [bleep].
- That would be very painful.
- (woman) I always like to use that wonderful porn.
- This person has a lot of time on their hands
to go through every episode of hers.
- (woman) I love that and I still love it to this day.
- That was a swell video.
- Some people have way too much time on their hands,
but I applaud them.
- Oh no.
- Oh, he has a lot of those quarters or tokens.
- What is the little girl doing?
- If she does this, I'll be so impressed.
- Oh my God. She won.
Oh my God.
- She got it. I think she got it.
I think she got it.
- (man laughing) - She's like, "Is it hard?"
Ooh, I smiled.
- And she's like, "Yeah, that's right."
Oh, I smiled. Well, I'm just really proud
of her, okay?
- Just first try. Nothing.
Like it's nothing.
- Wow. That's wonderful.
How could she do that?
- That child has a bright future.
- It's a rarity when those games actually
give you a reward.
- You go, girl.
- What a happy kid. My heart is smiling.
I want everyone to know my heart is smiling,
but not my face.
- (FBE) That's it, you won. - Kinda what I expected.
- Really with a zero? There's gonna be
a big old zero right here? No X's.
I don't take no L's today.
- I'm the winner because I laughed and that
adds years to my life or something like that.
I feel like I've been told that as a child.
- This week was pretty good. I feel like there was
some videos in there for everyone.
If you beat it, props to you.
Good job.
- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh
on the React Channel.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- Leave a video in the comments that you
wanna see on this show.
- Bye, guys.
- Hello. My name is Alyssa
and I am a React Channel producer.
I hope that you laughed at this episode.
If you wanna check out FBE2, they have behind the scene vlogs
and they're funny too. Have a good day.