- Oh, hey, who are you?
- I'm Julie from June.
- Oh crazy.
I just got finished explaining how nuts
everything's gonna be to the Julie in January.
- That's nice.
- So crazy for her, eh.
Gosh, that was fun.
The look on her face.
(laughs)
Wasn't that so fun when I went back in time?
Ah, she's headed for a wild ride.
Why, why does your face look like that?
Why do you look like that?
- So do you want the good news or the bad news?
- No, no, no.
Come on.
I don't...
I don't know.
The uh, what do you think?
- Well, uh, I'm just trying to think of where you're at.
April, April, April.
You're quarantined? - Yeah.
Yeah, I'm in isolation, which hasn't,
it hasn't been that bad.
- Have you hit the breadmaking phase?
- Yeah, I'd say so.
I have my own sourdough starter.
- Ugh, you and everyone else.
- 'Kep.
It's pretty crazy about the whole Coronavirus, eh?
- It's what?
- The pandemic.
- Oh, yeah.
- Is that not top of mind?
- Have you hit the murder hornets yet?
- Ha, murder hornets.
That's not a real thing.
Murder hornets?
Murder hornets!
Wow, really, oh, okay!
- Sit down. - Wow.
We're fucking doing murder hornets.
No, no, not me! - Sit down.
Are people injecting Lysol?
- Look can we just do, let's just do some good news.
You know I could really, oof,
I could really use some good news.
(laughs)
- Oh, she wants good news, okay, yeah, yeah sure,
we'll do the good news here.
Uh...
Oh, verdict's in on the masks.
Turns out, wear 'em.
- Well that's great because you know
there's been some mixed messaging.
- Two astronauts went to the space station.
- That's exciting!
- Yeah, lucky fucks. - Okay.
- Oh, Betty White was trending.
- No.
No!
- Turns out she's perfectly fine.
- Oh thank god.
(sighs)
- Oh, that's it.
- That's it?
But people must be coming together and staying united.
- Uh, people have been protesting
the quarantine with assault rifles.
- What?
- Yeah, I think it's this like 5G thing,
I really don't understand that.
- Oh, that's ridiculous.
Shouldn't the police be involved with that?
Don't they have a responsibility to protect and serve
the health and well-being of every single citizen...
Why are you doing that with your hand?
- Oh I wouldn't, I wouldn't.
- How bad does it get?
- Shit hits the fan.
But if I'm being honest, it's always been bad.
It just hits a boiling point.
- You can't tell me what happens?
- No.
- But a lot happens.
- A lot.
- So what do I do?
- Well, it gets pretty grim.
And infuriating, and feels overwhelming.
If I'm here to give you advice it would be to say,
you, we, us, are a person of privilege
and it's part of our job to use our voice.
That's a responsibility we have.
You don't have to wait for a crisis to step up.
We can't change the past but we can certainly
help make the future better.
- Okay.
(phone chiming)
- Oh, it's just a Twitter headline.
Monkey steals COVID blood samples
in a "Planet of the Apes" style heist,
and cannibal rats in New York.
(laughs)
Oh.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
- What the f--
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