- [Cameraman] Have you had cereal before?
- What is cereal? - No, I've never had cereal.
- Is, is that something that to do with the podcast?
- Oh! that's a good reference.
(mumbles)
(upbeat music playing)
- I really enjoyed the cereal
- Mhmm
- The last time.
So I'm expecting some more
good delightful thing.
- Yeah. Sugar and goodness and fun.
- And calories
- And calories, yeah.
Give it To me.
- You're gonna, you're gonna, I know you
you're gonna have a trickster episode, right?
(laughing)
You're gonna be like salad flavor
and like health flavor
- Ooh.
- And free healthcare flavor.
- I, I haven't ate cereal as I was gonna say a hobby
as like a meal in such a long time.
I have really boring.
Porridge in the winter.
- You can even like
sprinkle it on top of your porridge girl
- True
- Bit of crunch.
- It's like dog food
- It looks like Nesquik and croutons.
- Oh yeah.
- It looks so sad without milk.
- This is like Nesquick and marshmallows.
- What is it? What is it? What is it?
- Smells Like coffee.
- Man, The marshmallows.
They always put marshmallows-
- Are they marshmallows? - In the cereal, yeah. (gasp)
- Dunkin donuts!
- Wow.
- Mocha latte.
- Oh.
- Mocha, its a mocha.
- John. I'm being risky here.
Could I get a tiny bit of mocha?
- Oh my God.
World Exclusive, Donald drinks milk.
- Diarrhea. Be damned John.
- (laughter)
- Oh my God, It smells like coffee.
This is blowing my Mind.
- Is it sad that the first time - Yeah.
- I taste a mocha latte is true cereal.
- Oh God, coffee in your cereal.
- Oh, now we're talking.
- This is, this could put the, don't give this to kids.
- Mm
- Mm. Yep.
- No
- I don't think the mu- mushrooms,
I'm calling them mushrooms.
Marshmallows. I don't think the mushrooms are necessary.
- No, I don't like it. - No
- Eh. No, I don't like it.
- It's more of kind of a hot chocolate.
- They're kind of cardboardy.
- Yeah. That's like
- A little bit.
- its like a styrofoam
- Yeah.
- The after taste isn't as bad as the
- Yeah. The initial taste
- Former taste
- very weird. - The white ones on their own
have like a whole different texture,
Like it's a bit of ice in there or something.
- Mmm
- We have this really heavy sugar tax here so.
If they did sell this at Tesco's
it would be 20 quid.
- It just kind of taste like burnt, burnt cereal.
- The milk's not bad.
- The milk tastes like coffee.
- I will say,
I'd much rather eat my coffee than drink it.
This is a new experience that I'm liking.
- Fantastic. A big success.
Best one.
So far. That's the first one we've had.
- I don't really know what to think about these.
I wouldn't be starting my day with them.
That's for sure.
- No.
- God only knows where that would lead.
- No.
- You know, in the morning you're having this,
then you're just fucking
driving a bus through a library.
This looks like a child's painting.
- This looks rancid.
- Did you just put two cereals in
- That's like when your mom doesn't have enough
- I literally said, did you put two cereals
in that's exactly what it is.
- Oh, the mashup.
Yo, yo, check it out.
This is the mashup.
We got frosty flakes.
We got fruit loops. Yo!
- Frosty's and fruit loops.
- Give it a smell there and tell me what you think.
- It smells like.
- Piss
- We do have fruit loops in Ireland,
but they're like eight euro's a box from Tesco's
- Cause of the sugar tax.
- It smells like a Broca in milk.
- Yes.
- Doesn't it.
- Broca kind of smells like piss.
- Like I've never mixed Cocoa Puffs and Rice Krispies
or you know, Frosted Flakes with corn flakes.
- You've never mixed Cocoa Puffs and Rice Krispies together?
- Never. - I do that all of the time.
- This one's like an acid trip in a cereal bowl.
- Mmm
- Ew
- That is a weird combo.
- I think its the fruit loops that taste weird.
- Do you know what this is- I'm sorry in advance,
But the texture of this reminds me of vomit.
- Somebody was doing the mashup,
and they didn't clear the very liquid off the bowl.
- Absolutely. Yeah.
That is what it tastes like.
- Like I can taste the frosty's - Mhmm.
- cause that's familiar to me
the sugary frosty's, I'm into that.
- But do you know that trick? for school
Pretend to be sick.
- Okay.
- You put
(laughing)
- We're gonna stop talking.
- No, you just, you mix water with cornflakes. Swallow it.
And then go (retching noise) - Oh my God! (laughing)
- You'd be worried
if someone was starting their day with this.
- No, but you couldn't.
- No
- How how would you sleep at night?
- I'm already like
gonna start bouncing off the walls now.
- There's more calories in this one
because there's two cereals combined.
- Yeah.
- So you really open the calorie game as well.
- I just don't like the fruit loops
I'm trying to eat around.
- It's the texture, but also like
you don't have the milk.
It's getting mushy on my end.
- Oh God.
- It's like, they're trying to make like,
like toys kind of edible.
Like I get that.
I love bright colors.
So I'm like, Ooh, that's fun.
- The idea is more fun than the taste for me.
- Yeah. - It's exactly what you said.
You're low on cereal. So you just mix them up.
- I wonder who would win in a fight though,
Tony the tiger
or the fruit loops fruity bird.
What's his name?
- Toucan.
He says 'Follow your Nose'.
- Does he?
- Follow your nose.
- Cocaine addict.
- What is it? What is it? What is it?
- It's smell like coffee.
- It looks lighter.
- No, we've already had this one.
- So is this one like a brownie one?
- Is it-
- Give us the box.
- What's Dunkin'.
- Dunkin' Caramel. You're right.
It is
- Haha!
- Caramel macchiato.
- Caramel macchiato
- This is joke like
- What's the difference.
- This is the coffee one, but just in a different font.
- I think there's marshmallows in it as well.
- What was the first one again?
- I can't remember.
- I, I realized I actually don't care anymore.
(laughing)
- I had a caramel macchiato
for the first time there recently, And it was sick.
- Yeah. No, they're very sweet.
- Is it just me
or does it look like dog biscuits on the front of the box
- It actually does look like dog biscuits.
- This is gonna be good, this is gonna be good.
- Why can't we just be eating these all the time.
Instead of that weird concoction that you clearly invented.
- Oh, if you give us another mashup, I'm gonna be sad.
- Mmm.
- That really works.
- I would not give this to my child
cause they will be up all day, all night.
- You know the Rice Krispies square bars?
- Mm.
- Taste exactly like them.
- I couldn't hear anything
over the sound of my own crunching.
- See, I think the reason I don't like coffee
is because it's so strong
and it's not really sweet.
- Mhmm.
- Whereas the sugar of the cereal
and the coffee mixed together.
It's like this sugary cup of coffee.
- Will Dunkin ever come to Ireland?
I want a Dunkin' Donut here
because like it's so good.
- It would be like a weird dessert
and not at all something.
anyone should have first thing in the morning.
- It's not too soft and it's not too hard.
like it's not gonna break your teeth
when you like chew into it.
The milk just goes in so nice.
- It's kind of wild
How young people are having coffee now.
12 year olds are like,
I need a coffee.
I'm like, you're 12!
You don't need anything
- Last one can suck a lemon.
This one can have a lemon tree.
Huh? Wouldn't that be nice?
- This is better than cornflakes
or Rice Krispies or Cocoa Puffs or any of that.
- No, I still really like cocoa puffs
That's my guilty pleasure as an adult.
When I've had a hard day, I'm just like
that's the equivalent of me
like opening a bottle of whiskey.
I just like pour
(laughing) - Some Cocoa Puffs into a bowl
and I'm like, fuck this world.
- If I have a coffee after like half 11.
God love
- I'm the exact same.
Literally the exact same.
I can't.
- Its really tasty.
It's actually sweeter than the first one definitely.
Now the more I've eaten it
And the more it soaked up the milk.
- I really like this, but now I can't get out of my head.
Is this what my dog's dog's biscuits are like
when i pour milk on top of it.
- There's only one way to find out
- It's Better.
- It's better.
- You know. Feel my heart beating so fast.
- I kind of like it. I'm like, I'm here for it.
- They're surprisingly good.
Like normally we slate the cereal's like,
oh this is full of sugar,
oh, this is too sweet,
oh, this is horrible.
But no, they're actually really good.
- I have a headache and I want to go for a sleep
- These were better
than the last time we did
American cereals together I think.
- I think you're right.
- Yeah.
- I can't remember that, but I think you're right.
- Except for the terrible middle one
- I just don't.
They're just not.
you shouldn't be starting your day with that,
With those kinds of foods.
Look at me.
- Bouncing off the walls.
- I get why they exist.
I get why they're a lot of fun,
but I still don't think it's right.
- If you want to dunk our donuts
- Yeah.
- Press like.
- Why don't we give you a recipe
for Kira's breakfast cereal.
So you're gonna take some water
- A like button and a subscribe.
- Yes. Put them in the microwave.
Add some prunes. - Chuck it on the bed.
- And then Chuck it on the- no! And then subscribe.
That makes absolutely no sense,
but that was the best I could do.