Top 10 Funniest Drunk Text Messages Ever – Part 2
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So this is the top 10 funniest drunk text messages ever – part 2.
Starting at number 10 we have, are you ok?
COME OT FINN MCCOOLS I guess that is a persons place or a store ive never heard of it.
The reply was Im standing next to you.
BULLSHIT im looking you in the face talking to you.
Moving into number 9 we have a fairly long text message but make sure you guys listen
to the whole thing.
Whoever you are your friend is so drunk.
I finish my shift at 1o’clock and im taking him home.
I think you should tell him to go to some sort of meeting, he’s an alcoholic without
a doubt.
He is also dressed as a wolf.
He tried to pee in a chow mein and is chatting to himself.
You need to talk to him urgently.
Wow Imagine getting this text from a stranger that has your friends phone.
How messed up was this guy and why the heck was he dressed up as a wolf.
Number 8 we have, Dude I wasn’t that Drunk.
DUDE YOU GAVE A MUSHROOM TO A MIDGET AND KEPT YELLING GROW MARIO GROW.
Is this real life right now I don’t mean to laugh right now but this guy is just a
freckin idiot he is clearly drunk but hes making fun of the persons height.
I don’t think this person was just drunk he was probably high as hell.
He probably thought he was Luigi.
Number 7, I wasn’t that drunk DUDE YOU PUT MY HAMSTER IN HIS HAMSTER BALL AND THREW IT
AT THE WALL SAYING PIKACHU!
I CHOOSE YOU.
YOU’RE LUCKY HE’S STILL ALIVE.
Seriously?
NO oh thank god.
HES Dead.
Ok what the heck jhust happened.
Did this guy just kill his friends hamster.
Something tells me the police are going to be involved with this one.
Number 6 we have this.
HEY SORRY IVE BEEN RECOVERING ALL DAY.
I TOOK 13 SHITS IN 45 MIN LAST NIGHT.
The reply was Shits or shots lol?
LOL DAMN IPHONE!
SHOTS LMAO.
Ha I was going to say that’s a lot of shits lmao.
What alchol did you use?
RUMPLEMINZ.
What the heck is that lol?
PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS.
I have never heard of that drink and I laughed right away when the guy said 13 shits in 45
minutes that is just crazy but I don’t know whats crazy the 13 shits in 45 minutes or
13 shots in 45 minutes because that is a lot of liquor.
Number 5, HAHA YOU WERE SOOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
What no I wasn’t.
DUDE YOU RAN UP TO THIS HUGE BIKER GUY WITH A BEARD AND SHOUTED HAGRID YOU’RE REAL.
Is this real life right now if I was that biker guy I would been like Yes I am real
Harry, stop fooling around.
Well the friend replied with Oh shit what did he do?
HUGGED YOU.
Ah that explained the faint scent of smoke on my jacket.
Moving into number 4 we have, Dude how drunk was I at that party?
WELL LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY YOU HAD YOUR FACE PRESSED AGAINST A FISH TANK SINGING JUST KEEP
SWIMMING FROM FINDING NEMO.
Oh so that means I wasn’t that drunk cool.
Now at number 3 we have this.
Dude I wasn’t that drunk.
YOU STARTED PETTING YM SAYING SAYING LOOK AT HOW SMALL THIS LION IS.
The friend replied with at least it was orange.
HES A GREY CAT.
What a total fail this guy was so drunk he thought it was a good idea to pet a lion although
it was a cat and he couldn’t even see what colour the cat was that is way to many drinks
my friend.
Number 2.
Lol was I that drunk?
WELL YOU DUG UP MY MOM’S GARDEN BECAUSE AND I QUOTE FUCK FARMVILLE.
This is way to funny just imagine a drunk person in your backyard digging up your garden
because they think they are playing farm ville.
I wonder if he thought he was winning or not.
And finally at number 1 we have this drunk text that I think is the funniest.
I wasn’t that drunk.
DUDE YOU TOOK MY PARAKEET THREW IT AT MY PIGGY BANK AND YELLOWED ANGRY BIRDS.
I really hope this isn’t a true story and that parakeet is ok.
Hopefully the poor little bird wasn’t knocked out because of this drunk idiot.