[panting]
[chattering]
[laughing]
[farting, giggles]
Oh, this place is a nightmare!
No one's ever returned.
[gasping]
They're beautiful.
They look just like they did 30 years ago.
[laughing]
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
First, I've got to get rid of this stupid costume.
[screaming]
Hey, what do you know? I scared him.
[laughing]
[screaming]
It worked, Patrick, I scared everybody.
Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain.
Oh.
[screaming]
Oh, that really hurts. Oh, barnacles, this hurts!
[grunting]
Conch-shelled manatees, this is painful!
[panting]
[screaming]
[panting]
Okay. You're tough.
You're smart and you are charming.
But you are still no match for me.
Look, a bald eagle with a mustache.
Okay, fine, stay.
[Plankton laughing]
[screaming]
Who's there? Is that you, SpongeBob?
[shrieking]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[Plankton babbling]
[screaming]
Open wide, Squidward.
[screaming]
SpongeBob. [grunting]
Newsflash, SpongeBob, I got fired too.
[grunting]
This is exactly why we need to go on strike.
[grunting]
He can't treat us like this anymore.
[groaning]
- Hello? - You gotta help me!
[screaming]
There. [chuckles]
Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself.
[chuckles]
I'm not even going to think about you know who
at the you know what doing I don't care.
[chuckles]
Just gonna relax.
You're a beautiful flower.
You don't need to change--
[groaning]
[screaming]
Well, maybe a little work wouldn't hurt.
[sizzling]
What's happening... to me?
So warm and... fuzzy.
It's...
One man's garbage...
[gasping]
So much gum. Ooh, this is gonna be fun.
Ow! Hey, what is...!
[screaming]
[sniffing]
[screaming] Orchin!
[screaming]
[gasping]
I think the ad campaign is going very well.
Ah.
[crying]
[whistling]
Order up!
[screaming]
It's just me, Patrick.
Oh. [sighing]
Now you do me.
Boo! [screaming]
It's time to free our minds.
[grunting]
Whoa, Patrick,
I've never seen the world from this angle before.
And the propeller tickles my think folds.
[laughing]
Hey, hey, hey, SpongeBob, eye bump.
[SpongeBob] Eye bump!
Yeah, I'm ready to order.
What do you have?
I'll take a... [squeaking]
What did you say?
I said, I'll take a... [squeaking]
- Huh? - I heard his order, Mr. Krabs.
He said he wants... [squeaking]
Wha?
And, uh, [squeaking]
What?
[squeaking]
Huh?
[squeaking]
What?
[squeaking]
I didn't write that! [shrieking]
[squeaking]
Who said that? What's that?
[squeaking]
Wha?!
[squeaking]
Could "The world's greatest fry cook" do this?
[squeaking] And this.
and this, and this, and this,
and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.
Stop it!
Oh, oh, don't you hear it?!
Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots!
They're here, under the floorboard!
[sobbing] Oh, please, make it stop!
It's the squeaking of the hideous boots!
[sobbing]
I'm sorry! But I can't take the infernal squeakin' no more!
[squeaking]
[belching]
The deed is done.
[party horn blowing]
Problem so--
Gary's food! Yay!
[screaming]
Day 15! Give it up for day 15!
♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y... ♪
[laughing]
1,322...
Day 23! Give it up for day 23!
6,654...
Day 30!
7,121...
[laughing]
Day... 35...!
8,659...
Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!
Day... [record scratch]
anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.
[breathing heavily] 43...!
[gasping]
What the flimflam?!
What are you doing in here, boy?
You're wasting all me food! Boy?
[grumbling]
Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?
Boy, I'm worried that...
[blabbering] Got it?
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?
Sure, I said I'm worried that...
[blabbering]
That's what I thought you said.
Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal:
[screaming]
Huh?
[crying]
That didn't scare me one bit.
[screaming]
I- I bet you don't have a scary thought
in your entire brain.
Uh, scary? Hmm.
You know what always scares me out of the room
is when my mom takes out my naked baby pictures.
[laughing]
[babbling]
I love you this much.
[screaming]
I'm actually scared!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Hey, my face!
Uh, my face!
Oh, great. Look at what you've done.
Look, Squidward has it too.
[laughing]
I think something bad happened to Wormy.
He left his best friend ribbon behind.
[buzzing]
[screaming]
Hey, mister! Look at me, mister! Look at me!
Is there something wrong with me?
[screaming]
See?
Holy fish paste, what is that?!
That's the appetizer.
Now, don't move it 'till I say, "ow!"
Okay, it's on my foot, now don't-- Ow!
Okay!
Ow!
SpongeBob, I told you not to move 'til I said-- Ow!
Why do you keep moving it?!
'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"
[humming]
[screaming]
relax, and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away
that tension.
[squeaking]
Today is Timmy's birthday, and you know what that means.
Ready, Timmy?
[groaning]
[screaming]
Have a slider.
[shrieking]
Alright, I'll rub your feet.
[groaning]
[roaring]
[meowing]
[squeaking]
[meowing]
Hey, this is a nice picture.
[screaming]
Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse.
I don't believe you.
[screaming]
[coughing]
[laughing]
Stand still, you idiot.
[laughing]
I got you now.
[grunting]
Ah ha! What the? SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
[laughing]
[meowing]
[screaming]
[meowing]
[screaming]
[panting]
SpongeBob? Oh, Neptune. What have I done?
[gasping] It's all your fault.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Get it together, Squidward.
[meowing, screaming]
[meowing]
[screaming]
[meowing]
[gasping]
[meowing, screaming]
[screaming]
None of this would be happening if I only fed that snail.
[meowing, screaming]
[screaming]
[meowing, screaming]
[screaming]
[meowing, screaming]
[grumbling]
[meowing, screaming]
[grumbling, screaming]
[meowing]
[groaning]
Uh-oh.
[meowing to tune of
I was in there once.
It's too terrifying.
Even for ghosts!
[grunting]
I'll decide if it's scary or not!
[screaming]
[buzzing]
More? More! More. More. More.
More. More. More. More! More. More! More. More. More!
Are you aware that Drippy Brothers Studios
is making The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?
They can't be making a movie about us.
But they are, and they're using actors.
[gasping]
What are you doing with my beautiful Patty?
Beautiful, huh?
How beautiful do you think this is?
[foghorn sounding]
Stop it, Squidward!
Maybe you can't see Patty's beauty, but to me
she's the most gorgeous creature in the sea.
Well, I definitely see
I can't help the mentally atrophied.
Goodbye, creature.
Pay you no mind to that, wubby wubby.
I will always love...
Yeah, what is that smell? [gasping]
Patty?
[screaming]
The creepy crab.
The killer crab.
[shrieking] No.
[screaming] Get me out of here!
Uh-oh.
Loser.
[screaming]
[alarm sounding]
Oh.
[creaking]
He's not here.
No more SpongeBob.
No more.
I may finally have found a place
where I can be all... alone.
Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone.
Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone.
Alone. Alone. Alone.
I got to get out of here.
[panting]
Where's the time machine? Where's anything?
Where?! Where?! Where?! Where?!
Water, give me water.
Ew!
Where did you get this disgusting liquid?
Whew. Slimy and refreshing.
So what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?
It all started... when I was born.