[Michael:] Jake!
Yeah?
[Michael:] I just saw Rihanna, walking outside.
[Jake:] Outside... Oh, Rihanna. Oh, Rihanna!
[Michael:] Okay, I'm Michael Stevens, and Rihanna is not walking around outside.
But that's gonna keep Jake busy for a while.
He left his laptop unattended
Let's freak him out.
Here is some things that you can Do to unattended laptops that are Online Now Guys.
D.O.N.Gs
Cause a mild disturbance with fakeupdate.net.
There's a variety of different update screens to pick from, including
Steam, Mac, and of course,
Windows 98. Ahh yes, Windows ninety eight
Hit Command + Shift + F, or F11 to make it full screen and then just sit back and enjoy the nostalgic panic
You see, hitting the escape key doesn't work.
And if they button-mash the keyboard, it even comes up with a free Blue Screen of Death.
Terrifying.
Once they have left to get the IT guy to come fix it.
Keep the nostalgia going with themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com
Reminiscent of the early days of the world wide web
This site seems to serve little
function other than burn off your retinas.
That caused a little bit of "Panic at the ...
cursordisco.com
Your victim will come back to find their computer
has thrown a party in your absence
A brief interloop now for the republique des mangues
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likecreeper.com is ... evil.
But the idea is pretty clever.
It requires your victim to already be logged in Instagram on their desktop
Now, briefly give likecreeper the keys for the desired Instagram account.
And it will troll through their friends really, really old photos, and randomly like one of them
The result being that person think your victim is a teeny weird.
pickledonkeyknife.com
But of course, pranking your friend or your work buddy isn't just limited to websites,
If you have a little bit more time to cook the perfect s... [Phone rings] Hello?
Jake found Rihanna [Surprised Laughter]
These selfies are... Look the point is there are also Google Chrome Extensions
He won't be back for a while [Laughs]
We all remember the rage that was nCage, the classic extension which changes all Chrome images to...
[Speaker shouting:] And his name is John Cena! [Animated Music]
If you want to play the long game, install Cenafy
a plugin that at random intervals drop your favorite WWE wrestler into the mix
You never know when you are gonna get some attitude adjustment
The April First Prank Toolkit has been causing chaos for years, but there are some subtle ways to fool your victim.
There are a few great Word Replacement plugins available.
xkcd is a great list of recommended list of word substitutions you can employ
to make reading the news more enjoyable
Lucky for us, there is an extension for that, so you can switch them all at once,
And let the accusations of slack journalism run over from your confused victim
But the victims won't be able to read too much because you already removed all the scroll bars
All the link for the sites and extensions are in the description below, so go check those out
But before using them, make sure that you know how to turn them off
And as always, thanks for watching
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