We are here to watch Jacksepticeye
The name alone suggests that that's not what he does. That maybe it's some sort of infection or an illness.
So, he doesn't have anything wrong with his eye, he's not a character, he's not a cartoon so he's completely, completely wrong.
[Woosh] [clap]
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO GOAT SIMULATOR!
[GASP]
Playin' a crap game anyway. He's bein' a goat.
[snickers] [giggles]
This is what passes for video games is goat simulator.
What is this game?
And your thing is just your hooves, OK got it. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
[giggles]
[Jacks' bird sounds]
He's got ADHD anyways.
OH JESUS F***ING CHRIST!!!
[giggles] WHAT I DO?!!?? AAH
-F***ING 'ELL [giggles] AAAAAAHHHH! - his reactions are actually very funny to me. - AAAAAAHHHHHH! F***ING JESUS CHRIST!
Yeah.
He curses an awful lot of the time.
Which people from the midlands tend to do. [giggles]
Ghaaaa Jesus. Calm down.
He's intense. . I wouldn't go for a drink with him.
He's like a kid at the end of Christmas. "What did get for Christmas? I GOT SO MUCH STUFF AND I PUNCHED SANTA!!" [gibberish]
At the same time if anyone met us outside of here we're not as wild. No that's not true for us.
[laughter]
I'm book wild.
You're book wild.
Old enough to party.
I will never, not laugh at the words "oh good Jesus".
Daddy, I'm going out to milk them cows now.
If you like the milk, punch it in the utter. Like a Farmer. WHOOO [smack]
[woosh] [smack]
TOP O' THE MORNIN'. [woosh] [smack] - I like that. I've seen this game before HAPPY WHEELS. That sound effect high five.
STEVE buddy ol' pal
[Gibberish]
what the Hell are those
JESUS! Oh Jesus
OH NO! Oh f***
[laughter]
It's a very simple minded game. But, that to me looks like a tremendous one.
What?
Oh Jesus this is like the revenant all over again.
How did he win... how did he know that that's how you win?
AHHHHH! he just stabbed a child in the face!
He just threw a knife at a child!
I feel like hes showing you how you're supposed to feel playing these video games.
To you guys it would feel like a Saturday.
Saturday!
Kid? A kid again. Jesus! This video game they really hate kids!
Oh NOhohoho!
PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE!!! YEAH!
OK!... the video game is insane!
I say he needs uh... throat lozenge.
From all of the hjkdfugkhdrguyr!!!
[mutter laugh]
HI GUYS MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE.
You ready, ready Slam that button!
Youtube comments with jacksepticeye.
[mutters]... He does have lovely eyes.
Like we said, you said that because I said that first. And then you agreed? I didn't say it?
My girlfriend is kind-of indifferent, He doesn't have a girlfriend because gamer's don't have girlfriend's
She kind'a sees that as jack doing all of that stuff
and then she gets Shawn as that side.
So to her its kind of 2 different people.
And to be honest I'm kind-of glad she sees it that way.
He kinn'a turned off that for a second.
the inside into his humanity a little crack...
I could hang around him now, yeah id go for a pint with him, yeah
I got braces today you cheered me up when my teeth hurt thank you. , aww! that's real cute
[mumbling]
How many of you understood what we were talking about?
this guys a good guy, yeah seems like a good dude, yeah.
That was a nice little inside into him. I think.
He still gets in contact with fans and still quite home look'in
No he doesn't!
12 hours a day wow!
He would sit on the computer
everyday editing or playing for 12 hours a day.
He should run for president. we would probably vote for him. [chuckles]
...
If I was tired I'd probably watch him and it would probably wake me up, or kill me.
I should stop like basing my...
whether I like things in 2 seconds.
Top in the morning..no.! HAHAHAHA!
He's also has probably ruined it for any other irish let's player that comes along
Because they're gonna be like "You're not irish"
"You're not jacksepticeye!" (haha ) "You're not Irish"
"You dont stand up and do sound effects"