- Do you want to join us?
Hey, maybe we can un-fill you with dread.
- You've heard of my philosophy, right?
- No.
- Stupid things have good outcomes all of the time.
(bell rings)
- No Archie,
you need to know this. - No, I don't.
Veronica, I can't know! - But Archie, he's going to...
I don't need to know.
Veronica, I love you
and there's nothing you could ever say
that would change that
or make me regret being with you or scare me away.
You don't have to protect me from this.
Any of it.
I love you, Ronnie.
I'm with you.
- I don't care if my friends find out
or your boyfriend with his frosted tips.
Look, yesterday I didn't even know
who you were and today, I'm like...
Sarah Cameron.
And honestly, in my limited experience, that's rare.
That's like, like eclipse rare,
like a blind person seeing color for the first time rare
or like Bigfoot evidence or the Northern Lights.
Look, I can't pretend like this isn't real.
Like this didn't happen.
I'm sorry. I... - Shut up.
(upbeat music)
(bell rings)
- Take off that jacket rat boy.
(uptempo music)
- Oh, Reggie, I don't think you know what this jacket means
'cause you have no sense of honor
or history or loyalty. - That's it!
(men grunt)
- Can we drop the whole Pogues vs Kooks thing?
It is really stupid.
- You know it's easy to say when you're a Kook.
- Take one more step,
I'll rip that prepubescent face off of you.
- Hey Pogue, do you feel good about yourself stealing shit?
I mean, is your mom proud of you?
Is your dad proud of you?
- Thatta boy! Thatta boy!
Punch him in the face like this, okay?
- All right, let's go!
Let's go!
- The world around us has changed, maybe forever.
That Riverdale wasn't the same town as before,
but it was the town of shadows and secrets, now.
On Monday, the autopsy on Jason's body
would take place and on Tuesday,
halfway through fifth period,
the first arrest would be made.
(somber music)
- I'm on a treasure hunt.
(Sarah laughs)
- What?
Oh shit, you're serious.
- Look, I have reason to believe
that Denmark Tanny was the sole survivor
of the royal merchant wreck.
I know this sounds crazy, okay,
but I'm pretty sure he got away with 400 million in gold,
which is how he would have been able to buy Tanny Hill,
and I think the location of that treasure is in his papers.
That's why we're here.
(bell rings)
(uptempo music)
- Are you happy now, daddy?
It all worked out just like you planned.
Archie didn't play by your rules.
He threatened you so you punished him.
You destroyed his life.
- You think I did all this to hurt Archie, mia?
Because he threatened me?
No, it's because you betrayed me.
(somber music)
This is your punishment.
- Rafe killed a cop!
I'm not going to jail for you and your psychopath son!
(uptempo music)
(gun fires) (people gasp)
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
- What the hell? - No, no, no, no.
That did not just happen. - What is going on?
(bell rings)
- You want to fight, we'll fight.
- What about your gun?
- What about your knife?
- How about no weapons?
If you troglodytes insist on doing this,
there are going to be rules.
(thunder claps)
(rain pours)
(rock music)
- Hey, John B, don't make me
drown you like your old man, all right?
(rap music)
(John B grunts)
- Give it to him, man!
- John B, let it go man! - Stop, you guys!
(men grunt)
- Guys!
Topper, stop!
(men grunt) (crowd chants)
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Come on!
(bell rings)
- We must follow the plan.
The slightest deviation
and Archie could wind up dead.
- Get in position, wait for my signal.
(uptempo music)
- Warden, he's getting away!
- Guards, stop him!
(whistle blows)
- Archie!
(Archie grunts)
- I'm here for one reason only, okay?
Operation liberation, baby.
- Oh boy,
here we go. - I know,
hear me out though.
Hear me out.
Step one, piss off the cops so badly
they don't see what's coming.
Check.
Step two, at exactly 11:00 PM this evening,
you're going to have an attack of acute appendicitis.
- Do you even know what appendicitis is?
- Yeah.
- And step 3 is? - Extraction.
- This is the dumbest freaking idea you've ever had.
- Yeah, you're probably right,
but you know what's even more dumb,
you think you got any other way out of this?
- JJ, this is a fortress.
What do you think, you're going to just stroll in here?
- All right, load him up!
- You gonna get your patient here, chief?
- Yeah. Right on. Yeah.
I'm going to get my patient.
- Well come on then.
(bell rings)
(dance music)
- Two cokes please.
- Okay, I need to get out of here.
- We're just getting started, Archikins.
- The bonfire.
Outer Banks tradition.
It was the same weekend every year.
(motorcycle revs)
Everyone went and I mean everyone.
(bell rings)
(rock music)
- Last one in gets a sticky naple!
(people scream) (water splashes)
- Don't spill that beer!
I'm not giving you another one.
- Whoa. Oh shit.
- Of course you did.
Right when I told you. - Smooth.
- A plus. - Dumb ass.
- Hey!
- Hey, security's here.
Let's wrap it up.
- All right boys, you ready?
- Humpty dumpty, let's roll!
- Let's go boys.
- Gary is that you?
- Come on, quit it - You know it's me!
and get your ass down here.
- Gary, good to see you, man!
- Gary. - Is it time?
- Yeah, you're just asking to get caught.
- Can we go?
(group laughs)
- Let's cheer our bulldog brethren onto victory and slay.
- Oh my...
See you guys
- That was insane!