Happy SaturKay, everybody.
We are back with season two.
And we are your new, hot off the press, hot topic digital show.
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Let's get into it.
So on today's lineup, we got Kalen reacts to a nine minute
fried chicken.
And the countdown, featuring BBHMM,
babysitter momma better have my money.
Boom!
Show me the chicken.
Alrighty.
Well, I've already prepared myself for the worst.
But hopefully, Jesus will be a fence.
Here we go.
OK, so fried chicken.
Here we got chicken, salt and pepper.
Should have used seasoning salt. But y'all love some bland food.
OK, marinate.
Oh, wait, we got more seasonings.
OK, well this is going pretty well.
So I don't know why people told me to watch this.
OK, yeah, that's how I make my chicken.
Put in a bag.
Shake it on up.
OK, I don't know what them sticks is for.
Microwave--
Microwave.
Oh!
Now, I have seen a lot of food videos, baby.
But that's honey, no, she need to be put in jail.
Baby, let's talk about this culinary atrocity.
OK, listen.
Strike one, they misspelled chicken.
So that was already a red flag.
You in danger girl.
Strike two, they made this stick contraption
like somebody's Boy Scout.
Baby, why are you taking toothpicks and putting them
in a little crisscross?
You trying to play Tic-Tac-Toe after you choke
on that salmonella chicken?
Strike three, I don't know what she
was watching on that laptop.
But I can tell you this much, she about to Netflix and die.
She don't love herself.
She can't.
Who would put some chicken in the microwave?
Welcome to K's countertop.
Today we will be making Coca-Cola salad.
Do I know what Coca-Cola salad is?
Absolutely not.
Do I want to know what Coca-Cola salad is?
Absolutely not.
Am I going to?
Yes.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, so here are our ingredients.
I supposed to use pecans, but they was all out of pecans.
So I got sunflower seeds instead.
I prefer that anyway.
OK, so first, we're going to put it in our jello.
Boom bam diggity.
There it go.
Look like a yogurt.
Now you gonna put in the warm Coca-Cola.
Ooh.
Is this supposed to react like that?
This look like somebody science experiment.
And now we're going to put in the room temperature Coke.
That's a lot of Coke.
Then we put in pineapple juice.
Baby, this is not healthy.
Now, crushed pineapple.
This a lot of crushed pineapple.
We gonna put a dollop of everything.
This look like a stomach ache waiting to happen.
Just like that 7Up salad cake.
OK, now we gonna put in these sunflower seeds.
I don't know what the purpose of these seeds is for.
Ooh, that's does not look good.
It's just sitting on the top.
Now I gotta mix this all up there and get it all mixed up.
Let's take a look at this.
Now I gotta pour it in here.
So here we go.
Ooh.
Oh no.
That don't even sound appetizing.
Ooh, where did that come from?
What in the-- now we're going to put this in the refrigerator
and make Jell-O.
All right, so our Jell-O has formed consistency.
Time for the moment of truth.
Oh wait, I should actually put this on top
first and then flip it.
Otherwise, that could go very wrong.
OK, here we go.
OK.
Oh, oh, I think it came--
tada!
Well, aren't you a little ugly little thing?
Bon appetit.
Let's cut us a piece.
Ew, why it sound like that?
I feel like this something they would
eat on Shrek or something.
It don't smell good either.
OK.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
It's actually not bad at all.
Once you get past the crunchiness of the sunflower
seeds, it's fine.
That's a little off putting.
I kind of felt a little nauseous when I took that first bite
and it was crunchy 'cause Jell-O ain't supposed to be crunchy.
But honestly, I couldn't even tell that there's Coke in it.
Honestly, it just taste more like lemon-lime
with some pineapple in it.
Would I make it?
No.
Would I serve it to people?
No.
But, whoop, there it is.
All right, time for the next story.
OK, so the headline is, mom refuses
to pay baby sitter because she gets,
and I quote, free ice cream and day of fun.
OK baby, this is a case for Kalen's court.
All in session.
These are the facts.
So the baby sitter has just babysit these kids today.
She wants to come and pick up the money tomorrow.
So I will be playing the role of baby sitter and parent.
Here's babysitter.
It was great watching Jack and Jill today.
I enjoy them.
Do you mind if I swing by tomorrow at 2:00 PM
to collect the money?
I wasn't aware a payment was involved.
You got free ice cream and a day of fun.
I'm sorry for the misinterpretation.
So the babysitter actually has some receipts
and she says you were the one that
actually proposed to me that I will get paid $16 an hour.
Great.
See you then. $16 an hour sound fair?
Perfect.
I'm looking forward to working with them.
I'm excited.
Well, you're acting kind of stuck up, aren't you?
Can we compromise at $20?
The momma still ain't trying to pay up.
Lies you tell.
Absolutely not.
At that point, only thing you can do now is call the police.
Final verdict, [BEEP] better have my money.
Case closed.
Until next time, peace, blessings.
Love ya.