>> SANTA'S BACK.
>> James: MADE A LIST, CHECKED IT TWICE.
>> HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, BITCH YEAH
HE'S THE NEW MALL SANTA, HO HO HO-ING THROUGH ATLANTA SUIT FROM
DOLCE AND GABBANA, BINGED THE CROWN JUST FOR DIANA
HE'S DRUNK ON THIS EGGNOG, HE GETS HIGH IN SANTA'S WORKSHOP
AND THAT LIL RED NOSE ONLY SHINES FOR RUDOLPH
NAUGHTY, GOT A THICC BODY ROSY RED CHEEKS, PEOPLE THINK HE'S
PAVAROTTI HE WOULD NEVER SLIP ON A ROOF
WHILE IT'S SNOWING BITCH, THERE'S YOUR MOM, MISTLETOE,
YEAH YOU KNOW IT, AH I'M A SANTA JOLLY, HAPPY, MERRY
FACE IS, PLUMP AND, HAIRY SACK OF, GIFTS I, CARRY
BITCH I CARRY, BITCH ♪ I'M A SANTA
MILK N' COOKIE ♪ PAIRING UGLY SWEATER WEARING
CHRISTMAS CHEER ♪ WE'RE SHARING
BITCH NO KARENS ♪ GOT AN ANGEL TOPPER
SO YOU KNOW THE TREE IS ROCKING ♪ ELVES UP ON THE SHELVES
AND THEY'RE FILLING ♪ CUSTOM STOCKINGS
BOUGHT A PS5 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOOD AT
ONLINE SHOPPING ♪ IF YOU SIT ON SANTA'S LAP
THEN YOU'LL SEE ♪ WHAT ELSE IS POPPING
I'M SAINT NICK ♪ OOH, I SLAY ALL NIGHT
MY SLEIGH IS TIGHT ♪ AND SO DAMN QUICK, OOH
HIS GINGERBREAD ♪ AND CANDY CANES
YOU'RE GONNA LICK, OOH ♪ I'M SLIDING DOWN
CHIMNEY SHAFTS ♪ MADE OF BRICK
AYY YOU KNOW I'M FIT, YEAH ♪ I'M A SANTA
CALL ME, KRISSY KRINGLE ♪ MAKE YOUR NORTH POLE TINGLE
BELLS ARE GONNA JINGLE, BITCH ♪ THEY JINGLE, BITCH
I'M A SANTA EXPERT ♪ IN GIFT-WRAPPING LAZY
ELVES I'M SMACKING ♪ TAKE YOUR NUTS
I'LL, CRACK ¡EM ♪ BITCH, I'LL CRACK ¡EM
I'M A SANTA ♪