(slow rhythmic music)
- Let's find the correct...
- This summer, my friends and I convinced our parents
to let us go to the most amazing camp in the world.
Chris showed us his cousin's promotional video.
One look and we were sold.
- [Announcer] Camp Karma Meadow is the answer
to all your summer dreams.
It's complete with five-star cabins,
three infinity pools, wi-fi, yachting, facials,
a 50-seat screening room, dirt bikes, pony jumping,
and at the end of summer, a megawatt performance
by Multi-Platinum, award-winning,
and my personal friend, DJ S'mores.
- My cousin, Billy, actually inherited this summer camp.
He says this is more than just a camp.
- It's an immersive, lifestyle experience.
Hey, did that sound sincere enough?
If you can fake sincerity, you can sell anything.
(slurping)
Am I right?
(slurping)
(upbeat music)
- Hi!
Hi, Jade.
I can't believe this is our last summer
before we go to middle school.
- This camp looks so dope!
- It's going to be lit.
- I'm just so glad that we're all going to be together
this one last summer before we're officially adults.
- I'm gonna miss Skye though.
- Too bad she had to move to Australia.
- We're all still best friends, though.
- Yes.
- All I'm really thinking about is me and Harmony.
We get a whole summer together!
- Dillon, I don't know how to say this,
but I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I think it's best for our relationship
that we consciously uncouple.
(intense music building)
(record scratching)
It's like you weren't even listening, Dillon!
- What are you saying?
- I have a limited amount of emotional dollars
and I need to start spending them on me
instead of spending them all on you.
- Are you breaking up with me?
- I prefer, reevaluating our relationship,
and exploring other options.
- What other options?
- You know, ways we can grow apart, instead of together.
- That's only one option, and it's very bad.
(engine starting)
- The bus is here, better board.
(sad music)
- Hey, son, you ready for Camp Karma Meadow?
- Shhhh!
Don't blow my cover!
We talked about this at camp, I am not your son!
Remember, Camp Karma Meadow isn't just a camp, no,
it's an immersive summer experience!
- Hey, kids, you ready for Camp Karma Meadow?
- [All Together] Yeah!
- Dad, what are you doing?
- Welcoming the campers.
- Okay, well, what you should be doing is...
Can I see this?
Thank you.
You're supposed to be collecting their checks.
- Right.
Okay, as you board, if you could hand in your final payments
and your signed release forms.
- Uh, hey dude, have you seen Mani?
I thought he was supposed to be our counselor.
(snoring)
(cell phone ringing)
- This better be important.
- Manny, where are you?
You're gonna miss the bus!
- It's 6:00 a.m.
- Your clock is wrong, it's not 6:00 a.m., it's 9:00 a.m.!
You're gonna miss the bus!
- What!
Oh, what!
Okay, okay, I gotta go, I gotta go!
(upbeat music)
- Oh, ho, ho.
Like I know it looks fun and everything but uh,
you gotta have a check.
Have fun!
- Welcome.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
Any spare change, by the way?
- No, sorry.
- Okay, don't worry about it.
- All right, is that everyone?
Should we do a head count?
- Head count?
(scoffing)
Forget about it.
Can I have your attention, kiddos?
Camp Karma Meadow is a no-cell-phone camp.
I'll be taking that, thank you.
(scary music)
- No!
(loud protesting)
- You're going to be thanking me later, believe me.
You're gonna thank me.
- Wait, what about Mani?
- Who's Mani?
- They guy you hired to be our camp counselor?
- He's meeting us at the camp, that's what it is.
Anyway, who's ready for Camp Karma Meadow?
- [All Together] Me!
- All right, here we go!
- Let's go!
Ha ha ha ha!
- Hey, wait!
Hey, wait, wait!
Dang it!
(panting)
What kind of idiot leaves on time?
Where my phone at?
Don't worry, kids, Mani's gonna get up to that camp,
if it's the last thing I do.
My shoe...
(slow rhythmic music)
(bus hitting sign)
(crashing to ground)
(fire crackling)
- Well, that's not a good sign.
- No, it's a burning sign, a symbol of
our relationship actually up in flames.
(sad sigh)
(ominous music)
(doll saying "mommy")
- Is it me, or does this place look nothing like the video?
- It's a heck of a lot creepier, that's for sure.
- I don't understand, I gave you $100-grand
to fix this place up, and it's a mess!
- Why would I waste $100,000, when we can spend nothing
and make a lot of money still?
- Won't they just quit, and you'll have to
give them the money back?
- All we have to do is keep them here for 48 hours,
then after that, no refunds.
- It's wrong, Billy.
- What's wrong is me not being
on the "Forbes 17 Under 17" list.
- It's cheating.
- Look, just let me do the thinking around here, okay?
All the other stuff, like cooking, and taking care of
these little rodents, that's your job.
- I see a bunch of campers,
but I don't see the camp counselor I hired.
(cow mooing)
(camera clicking)
- Don't worry about it, I uh, I fired him.
- Why?
- Why spend the money?
Look, just let me do the thinking
for the next 48 hours, all right?
And then after that, who cares?
(bees buzzing)
(lions roaring)
(upbeat rock music)
- What's up, buttercup?
I'm Marlon.
- Uh, hey!
I'm Harmony.
- Um, who do you think you're talking to?
- The pretty one, who apparently
would rather be talking to me than you.
(upbeat music)
- So far, so good.
In less than two days, I'm gonna be a rich, rich man.
Oh, I forgot to tell you the best part,
the counselor that I hired for the girls,
I didn't fire her.
(chuckling)
♪ I want you. ♪
♪ Yes, I do. ♪
♪ Don't make me wait too long. ♪
- Hi, Desiree, right?
- Yeah, who are you?
- Billy, the guy who hired you.
- This looks nothing like the video you sent me.
- I told my marketing people not to come on too strong,
but you know how marketing people can be.
- Mmmm, nope, actually I don't.
- Look, I'm sure none of that actually matters to you,
but I can tell you're ready to give these kids
the best summer of their lives.
Am I right?
- I guess so.
- It's gonna be all right.
Me and you, we're in this together.
We're gonna make it great, okay?
- Hey, is this Joe's Original Pizza?
Do you guys deliver?
Okay, okay, perfect, perfect.
Let me get a pepperoni pizza, extra cheese,
make it vegan, but gluten free.
Okay, kay, kay.
Hey, and one more thing, when you deliver the pizza,
Ima ride back with you, but Ima pay you a hefty tip
to take me to Camp Karma Meadow, can you do that?
No!?
Man, fine, be that way!
- Welcome to the Rec Room.
This is the beating heart of Camp Karma Meadow,
and here you will laugh, and sing,
and eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
and when it rains, we'll huddle here.
- You expect us to eat here?
- You know, this is a big health code violation.
- Don't worry, you'll get used to the splinters.
- Even for me, this place was starting
to look a little scary.
And not the good scary you pay money for,
I mean the scary like we're
never gonna be seen again, scary.
- I don't know, this place reminds me of
a really weird movie I shot last summer.
It's called, "I'm Scared of the Movie I Shot Last Summer".
- What happened in it?
- Basically, all of these kids got tricked into
going to a really frightening camp
with no food, and monsters, with no escape!
- Okay, kids, let's go back to the bunks.
- Have fun!
See ya later!
(chuckling)
- You know, this whole thing seemed terrible.
But Desiree, she seemed solid,
so I thought she would make it all better.
- Um, okay, so this is the girls' cabin.
I know it looks bad, but believe me, you guys,
the boys' cabin is much worse.
Shall we go in?
- Yeah, okay.
(rattling)
- Oh my God, snaaaaake!
(screaming)
- [Announcer] Next up on "Mani"...
- You expect us to sleep here?
- Guys, we need to figure out how to get out of here ASAP.
- I've got a plan.
(can spraying)