I have a organic fair trade coffee for Logan
Ew, what kind of coffee is that?
Ugh.
Excuse me!
Can you make me my coffee instead of this clown?
I gotcha bro
Now THAT is coffee
You're welcome
Hot! hot! hot!
Mm, that is some good coffee
Every. Hipster. Ever
Hey man, do you mind taking me home? My wife dropped me off this morning.
Yeah, no problem amigo.
I'm parked right over here.
Alright, hop on brother.
You know, never mind I'm just going to go get me an uber.
Uber, if you don't care about the enviorment.
You know, the less wheels you have the smaller your carbon foot print
Okay? So about you hop on.
Sure sure.
(both) Woah!
Ever Hipster Ever
It's amazing is he playing a theromen?
No way Moon, nobody plays the theromen anymore.
Then what is it?
He's obviously playing a Cat, Duke! Come on!
Duhh, I can't believe you guys don't recognize the sound of someone playing a Cat.
You know, I just didn't recognize it at first, 'cause I normally listen to the Cat's older stuff. You know back when he was a kitten, Yeah it's much better.
(All agreeing)
I majored in philosophy
Oh my goodness.
He's so perfect!
I just can't. I'm dead
Him?
Yeah, (chuckle) I mean look at him, he's totally nailing that uncle look.
I mean, hes obviously doing it ironically.
Seriously, Irony is soo freakin' sexy. Like it kills me
Like I'm so dead, I'm so dead right now. I'm getting an autopsy
He's coming
Hey girls.
Hey Uncle Jed, are you having fun?
Wait.
Un-ironic Uncle?
Ew.
Kill me.
I'm working on my banjo playing
Here's your organic non-GMO locally grown tomoto.
I grew it in my own garden.
Tomato?
Tomoto
Pretty sure it's called tomato.
It's tomoto
Mmmmm!
Yum!
Do you use your trash as compost to help the enviorment?
Ew, no.
I live waste free. The only waste I actually produce is my own excrement.
So the compost is...
My Sh*t
(Vomit)
Every time...
Jack Kerouac changed my life.
Need any help?
Pfft, you're the one who needs help dude!
With your poor sound quality
Who even listens to music on a phone, man? That's got no soul.
Who even wears shoes anymore?
Most people.
Ohh okay, well, did you know humans were naturally supposed to run barefoot, it helps with balance.
Okay, whatever.
Loser.
OW Ahh Ow Ow ow!
You know who I just saw live?
That's a nice chair I have the same one. But I have the original vintage from 1975
Not a reproduction
Well yeah? Look at this. This toothbrush is from 1928
My underwear came from 1917
A solider actually died wearing these during world war one
The only money I carry around are greenbacks and they were issued in 1856
And, I can't even use it anywhere
The only way I travel is by horse and buggee
A horse?
That's animal cruetly
But it's so vintage!
I'm a vegan
Vintage, Vegan? Oh no which one? I-I can't choose! Oh no vintage, vegan oh no, oh my god which one do I choose???
Help!
Somebody give him a healing crystal!
An Amethyst healing crystal!!!
Every. Hipster Ever.
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