>> Crazy Nate: Today we are going to find the one Avenger that could of single-handedly
defeated Thanos, and to be fair to all the Avengers, we’re only looking at the ones
that were actually in the movie Infinity War.
That’s right, that excludes ones like Ant Man or Captain Marvel as they weren’t there.
We also are NOT going to be looking at the lower level employees, staff, minions, whatever
it is you want to call them, that’s right people like Pepper or Happy, you're not included,
because obviously they wouldn’t stand a chance against Thanos.
Sorry Nick Fury…
That includes you
>> Nick Furry: oh, mother
(intro music plays)
>> Crazy Nate: Alright Spider-Man, you’re the newest member, so jump up in the hot seat.
In Spider-Man Homecoming Spider-Man’s still trying to figure out how the heck his suit
even works
so any fancy upgrades in this space suit complements of Tony Stark, he’s not going to know where
the buttons are.
It’s true though that his spider web is super strong and holds for several hours.
Unfortunately his sticky webbing doesn’t stand a chance against Thanos’,
and even with Dr. Strange helping Peter with his surprise button smashing kicks Thanos
still didn’t feel threatened with his power.
So in a one on one I think Spider-Man would fail.
Sorry if that makes your spider senses tingle, but there’s plenty of hope.
We have a lot to go through.
As much of a failure that Loki is, it seems he has more experience than Spider-Man,
so saddle up Loki you’re next.
Loki isn’t to be underestimated though,
he is manipulative enough that he could deceive his very own brother to the point even Thor
didn’t know his own tricks.
He’s also really strong, and really quick.
However when he tries a typical Loki cheap shot he couldn’t trick Thanos if his life
depended on it,
unfortunately for Loki, his life did depend on it.
Unfortunately couldn’t move faster than Thanos reflexes could, or even hide what his
true intent really was.
So Loki doesn’t stand a chance against the Hulk, so maybe the Hulk would have a better
chance, right?
But he had his chance to take on Thanos in the beginning, and Thanos just got done fighting
everyone on the ship and he was already exhausted, yet even after all that the Hulk still didn’t
stand a chance.
Alright, let’s bust out some oldies music that nobody likes and talk about Guardians
of the Galaxy, and Rocket Raccoons got the loudest mouth on the team, so lets start off
with him.
Sure he’s a Raccoon so he has heightened senses like hearing, and touch, and what not.
That’s good of course, so Rocket can hear the butt kicking he would get if he had a
one on one with Thanos.
Sure he’s quick and nimble and everything, but even if he actually landed some body shots,
this is Thanos we're talking about, not a bunch of pirates.
>> Rocket Raccoon: You're making me beat up grass!
>> Crazy Nate: Alright, Lets root this theory down and get Groot next.
>> Groot: I am Groot.
>> Crazy Nate: I wasn’t even thinking we should talk about him honestly, but why not
because someone out there probably thinks Groot would win in a one by one with Thanos,
because crazy people do exist.
Sure Groot can take out normal pawns in the enemies army, or forge the handle of Thor’s
Storm breaker Axe but when it comes to Thanos his strength doesn’t stand a chance against
He would be more like a splinter, and a splinter that can’t even break Thano’s skin for
that matter.
So Why don’t you just have a seat over there Groot and just keep playing your game boy.
>> Star-Lord: A celestial like a god?
>> Ego the Living Planet: Small g son.
(Kid laughs)
>> Crazy Nate: Star-Lord should have a good chance against Thanos.
>> Star-Lord: Mr. Lord, Star-Lord is fine.
>> Crazy Nate: However since the death of Ego the Living Planet, unless Star-Lord can
find a Celestial Star in his back pocket, and the only one he knew of exploded,
he only has the power of a half a human.
>> Star-Lord: Don't forget I'm half human, so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's 100%
you.
>> Crazy Nate: and with half the marvels holding down Thanos he couldn’t even dent Thanos'
face,
and by the way in street fighting that would be considered a sucker punch having your friends
hold someone down while you punch them.
So honestly I think you would have better luck wishing on a star than Star-Lord, because
he wouldn’t be much of a lord against Thanos.
>> Geppetto: Star light star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may I wish I
might have the wish I make tonight.
Figaro, you know what I wished?
I wish they would just kill Thanos.
>> Jimminy Cricket: A very lovely thought, but not at all practical.
>> Crazy Nate: Now Gamora
>> Star-Lord: Where's Gamora?
>> Iron-Man: I'll do you one better, who's Gamora?
>> Drax: I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?
>> Crazy Nate: Gamora was possibly the only creature in the universal galaxy who traveled
into Thanos emotional side,
she’s also the only one he's ever seemed to actually care about.
But unfortunately not enough to not kill her if it means risking his biscuits.
Unless of course, caring for her was just part of his objective so he could have a little
biblical Abraham and Isaac moment sacrificing his only beloved child.
Infinity War shows us that Thanos was actually playing with Gamora’s mind the entire time,
so it only makes sense that she was simply a pawn in his strategy since day one.
and she couldn’t even see that he was just using her, so I don’t see how we could possibly
expect her to beat him in a battle, unless he’s allergic to bubbles or something.
I’m going to break my own rules here and say let’s have WWE tag team with Falcon
and War Machine VS Thanos.
Because honestly neither one of them really have any kind of super powers, like when he
doesn't have the suit first thing he thinks about is some random Yahoo going to be in
his suit flying around.
So then that person would have his power?
>> Hawkeye: I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that.
>> Crazy Nate: Let's be real, they don't stand a chance against Thanos and his power.
Even if he didn’t have a single Infinity Stone, and even if they did have their cute
little super suits.
So lets save time and not even mention their lame weapon capabilities, and just thank them
for their service to the universe.
>> Hawkeye: This is awkward.
>> Crazy Nate: I mean even the Avengers aren’t really impressed with the power of the War
Machine.
>> War Machine: So I take the tank fly it right up to the generals palace drop it at
his feet, I'm like boom you looking for this?
Boom, are you looking why do I even talk to you guys everywhere else that story kills.
>> Thor: That's the whole story?
>> War Machine: Yes, the War Machine story.
>> Thor: Oh this is very good then.
>> Crazy Nate: Next let’s take a look at the Black Widow.
She is one of the calm collective girls that knows how to hold her own under stressful
situations.
We're talking Jujutsu, karate, judo.
She knows it all.
So much martial arts that she would probably make Jackie Chan surrender in a one on one.
But as tough as that sounds, when it comes to Thanos, if she's lucky she might annoy
him, but that’s about it.
He’s not the hulk, she can’t just sing him a lullaby and expect him to take a nap.
Mantis is more than just a human, she has the strength to read the mind of a god, and
to even control the thought of a weaker mind.
>> Mantis: If I touch someone that's sad I can ease them into contentment for a short
while.
I can make a stubborn person compliant.
But when it comes to Thanos she’s not able to control his mind for very long.
Even while she’s brainwashing him, other Avengers still can’t get the glove off fast
enough.
And while she's brain washing him her hands are on his head so she wouldn't be able to
grab the gauntlet anyways.
>> Iron Man: Is he under?
Don't let up?
>> Mantis: Be quick, he is very strong.
>> Crazy Nate: So fighting Thanos alone Mantis would totally lose.
So maybe an Avenger that would actually has a reason to hate Thanos.
In case you forgot, in one of Thanos adventures of kill half the population on a planet he
stopped off at Drax’s planet and killed his entire family.
>> Rocket Raccoon: Boo hoo, my wife and child are dead.
>> Crazy Nate: Well, obviously Drax wants revenge, and he’s actually a pretty strong
Avenger.
He’s also brave enough to destroy a monster from the inside out.
Even though he doesn’t get to have his one on one with Thanos in the movie,
we already saw what happens when he tries to fight
>>Drax: Ronan the Accuser.
>> Crazy Nate: And to put it bluntly, Thanos is obviously more powerful, so Drax doesn’t
stand a chance.
Alright, next, Nebula...
OK, that’s enough about Nebula, I mean come on, she already lost to Thanos, no point in
talking about her now.
NEXT!
Don’t worry all you Patriotic fans, I didn’t forget about Captain America.
Steve Rodgers fought in many wars, and won obviously, with the help of his vibranium
shield.
Obviously the shield gives Captain American an added edge even though the shield has no
corners,
but even without the shield he has two miniature temp shields made by Wakanda not to be confused
with mufasa, and when he attacks Thanos, Thanos hardly flinched.
So it seems even if he had his little shiny Frisbee he still wouldn’t measure up to
Thanos.
One of the newer Avengers, Black Panther is more than human, at least with the help from
the heart-shaped herb.
Seems to me like this would give him an added advantage in fighting Thanos.
That’s great and all for fighting monsters,
but to Thanos, he’s more like an annoying cat, and even if he had a few of those cool
little spears Thanos wouldn’t be impressed.
and now for a more powerful super.
I just to keep calling them supers, but every time I do, it reminds me of the incredibles.
This next hero has the power of one of the infinity stones, that’s right we’re talking
about Vision.
This Modern Day Terminator being he’s not a human, he actually has a super human strength,
and he’s powered by the mind stone,
giving him the power of flight, and he even got a jump start from the power of Thor, and
Vision can kick a power beam out of his forehead stronger then any laser that any human has
ever made.
He’s also strong enough, or honorable enough to pick up Thor's Hammer, which no other Avenger
besides Thor can actually do.
So Vision seems like the first Avenger that might actually have a real shot against Thanos.
However, very suspiciously I might add, Vision is conveniently weakened earlier on in the
movie.
But even if Vision wasn’t messed up earlier, keep in mind Thanos obviously didn’t see
Vision as a real threat originally, otherwise he would of gone on with his minions to retrieve
the mind stone and not just send his little sheep.
(survey music plays) If you ask me, Iron Man didn’t have a bad
idea of destroying one of the infinity stones in order to stop Thanos since Thanos needed
all six.
>> Iron-Man: If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage
disposal.
>> Crazy Nate: of course it’s probably going to take more than a garbage disposal to destroy
one.
Today’s question is if you had to destroy one of the Infinity Stones in order to stop
Thanos, which stone would you destroy?
The Space, Soul, Reality, Time, Power, or Mind stone?
Vote now
Alrighty back on the hunt to defeat Thanos.
What’s possibly more powerful than a magic power?
Something that can destroy the magical power, duh.
So how about Scarlet Witch?
You would think she’s stronger than Vision if she can destroy Vision?
So if that’s the case Scarlet Witch would have a better shot at defeating Thanos.
Unlike the boys failed success, she did actually slow down Thanos while dividing her power
to destroy the mind stone.
If she focused all of her power she possibly could of stopped Thanos if he only had two
stones maybe, but at this point in the game he had 5 stones.
So I don’t think she would be able to stop him, but if she were to meet up with him earlier
on in the movie when he only had one or two stones, I think we could have a real contender
here.
Now let’s Look at Thor,
>> Thor: I accept your surrender.
>> Crazy Nate: He’s more powerful than Vision, obviously he helped make Vision.
Not all of his power, but a lot of his power comes from his Hammer, but he does contain
a shocking amount of power in himself.
But unfortunately for Thor he doesn’t have his hammer in the beginning of the movie to
help him fight Thanos.
There’s a lot of mystery as to why Thanos ditched his armor after the first battle in
the movie.
I personally think that he had the armor because he was afraid of Thor, and the power of Thor’s
hammer.
Keep in mind the hammer was made from the same stuff that Thanos Gauntlet was made from,
and the gauntlet is strong enough to hold the power of all 6 stones.
So I personally think that Thanos’ armor was also made from the same stuff as Thor's
hammer.
Though I couldn't confirm that.
We do see though that Thor decides to go for the chest, and Thanos anticipated Thor would
go for the head or the chest,
>> Thanos: You should of gone for the head.
>> Crazy Nate: and both of these areas were obviously covered by the armor until Thanos
thought Thor was out of the picture, and no longer a threat.
So without the Armor it’s very possible that Thanos would of lost to Thor, but since
he was wearing the armor, and Thor didn’t have his hammer at the time, he lost.
However if Thor didn't stop for a coffee break and actually showed up a few seconds before
Thanos finally got the final stone.
>> Thor: Another!
>> Crazy Nate: We might of had a different outcome.
>> Darcy Lewis: I know, that's great right?
>> Crazy Nate: OK, we’re running out of options here, we need to get a hand on Thanos.
Perhaps the Winter soldier, he has a hand.
Of course I think we all know deep down inside, even with an upgraded arm from Wakanda it’s
clear he's no match for Thanos and the powers that he holds.
Quite honestly, even if the Winter Soldier had two bionic arms I don't think he could
beat Thanos.
>> Rocket Raccoon: OK, how much for the arm?
Oh, I'll get that arm.
>> Crazy Nate: Well if two bionic arms isn’t enough what about an entire bionic suit.
That’s basically what Iron Man is.
Now we have to give Iron Man credit.
He was the only Avenger to successfully make Thanos bleed.
>> Thanos: All that for a drop of blood?
>>Fred: Ahhh!
I'm bleeding!
I'm scared!
>> Crazy Nate: Tony has a habit of learning the strengths of his opponents and then improving
his weapons to be able to defeat them.
The only problem here is Tony has reached the peak of his technology, and he can’t
advance it any further than he already has.
I mean he already brought his tech to a unrealistic level which for me is very disappointing,
because one of the reasons iron man was one of my favorite avengers was because he was
realistic, but a liquid body suit?
come on.
So much for realism.
But we're not going to hold that against him.
Even with unrealistic tech I don’t think Iron-Man would of stood a chance against Thanos.
Now, granted in the future if he had time to plan now that he knows Thanos’ strengths
and weaknesses, sure he could of made some sort of army of robots or something to maybe
have a better shot.
But during Infinity War, I don’t think he has the answer.
Looking back he had time to plan for the Hulk, knowing his strengths, and he couldn’t even
stop him.
>> Captain America: Earth just lost her best defender.
>> Crazy Nate: So what’s Wong, did we run out of Heroes?
Son't worry we still have Doctor Strange.
Now my theory on Dr. Strange could also apply to his sidekick Mr. Wong, however, Wong doesn’t
have the time stone,
(crowd screams oh no!)
so he can’t alter time.
If you haven’t seen Doctor Strange, spoiler alert.
If you have see Doctor Strange, remember how he saved the planet.
By reversing time.
So in theory he could fight Thanos over and over and over until he finally beat him.
But how is he going to actually win?
Well they actually left us clues in the movie to how Doctor Strange could defeat Thanos.
>> Steve: Wait a minute?
What's this?
>> Wong: that's funny.
>> Crazy Nate: If we watch when half the team try to ambush Thanos spider man is button
mashing, jumping around kicking Thanos and that sorts of stuff,
while Doctor Strange is so good at making sling-portals he can open and close portals
faster than Spider-Man can even move, and Spider-Man is like super fast.
and a sling-portal gents and gentlets, is the solution to defeating Thanos.
The entire point of the Ambush was to get the glove off of Thanos.
Right?
Now you might be asking, if half the team couldn’t do it, then how in the world is
Doctor Strange going to do it, by himself?
If we rewind back to the earlier fight in New York City, Mr. Wong makes a portal trapping
the Black Dwarf,
then moments later he chopped his arm off
accidentally
when he closes the portal.
So all Doctor Strange has to do is chop off Thanos' glove, hand and all.
For the doubter that would say well he would have to perfectly time Thanos sticking his
hand out so he could trap it in a sling-portal.
And to that, I would say, Doctor Strange has the power of time remember? so he can just
keep trying over and over again and over and over again until he gets the glove.
So what do you think?
Do you think Doctor Strange could of beat Thanos alone, or do you think someone else
in the group would of had a better shot, and if so, who and why?
So many questions, so little time.
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