He bullies me.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Make it work. Make it work.
My bonnie lies over the ocean. My bonnie lies over the sea.
Jackson, we all loved your dance. How did you get to be such a good dancer, and what
was your favourite move you learned?
My bonnie lies over the ocean. My bonnie lies over the sea.
What was your favourite...
My cherry pie...
Now, Jackson, you're a kid so you can say whatever the hell you want. Can you tell us
something about shooting this film that we might not know?
Oh no. Mom, can I say it?
I would say... No!
Sometimes he would say that into the mic to the director. I'd say it to the whole crew.
Yes...
And then you would get in trouble with your mom, which probably is going to happen as
soon as this interview is over.
Johnny Knoxville, you've lived a pretty adventurous and wonderful life. Can you possibly give
us your top tips for living a full and Knox-y life?
Oh man... Drink your milk. Say your prayers, and mind your momma.
How was that? Pretty good? Pretty good?
Jackson, what have you learned about life from Johnny Knoxville?
Very naughty things.
That's probably true.
What kind of naughty things?
That. No, no, you didn't learn that from me. You were doing that when I first met you,
and I heard lots of stories... Like when you said when Jeff comes in, I want you to punch
him in the zipper?
Yeah. Well, I did say that. I learned that from you!
No no no. Yeah yeah yeah.
That was happening way before me, right? I didn't help it, but you learned that before
me.
Have you come away with more or less bad habits than you went into this film with?
A lot more.
There was a snort over there.
Okay, let's talk about pranks. I once tried to do a prank on someone that ended with me
jumping out a wardrobe naked. No one thought it was funny. Do pranks ever go wrong?
Yes.
Tell us more about that. Who was it on? I can help you troubleshoot it.
Somebody that I didn't even know that well. They'd left the room. Then they came back,
and I thought it would be funny if when they came back, they thought I wasn't there, but
then I would jump out naked.
Was it a guy or girl?
It's not a good story.
Or is it the best? I just don't know.
Maybe if you were just being a little forward and when it didn't work, they were just like
oh I was just doing prank.
Yeah, I wasn't trying to be sexy...I was just joking.
Oh no, I wasn't, but I was pranking you.
Uh, can you leave?
Yeah, yeah. You have to leave now. Yes.
Were there any pranks on set that didn't work? Was there something that you modified?
Well no... The tidal wave. Oh the...
That was... We didn't film it for the movie. It's just like when the cameras were off.
Tell her what the tidal wave is.
Oh, like when you were in the carriage and your legs were like that and I pushed your
legs down on the carriage.
No, but tell her what the tidal wave is.
You fill a whole trash barrel full of water, and you lean it against people's doors. When
they open it, it goes shhhhh.
What like on the top of the door?
No.
No, no, no. You just... Because you want it to go in their room too.
Oh, so they're opening the door. Yeah, like right below the door handle.
That's good. It's old school, but it's good.
Yes, but that wasn't... We didn't film it. It was just something that people would do
at the hotel.
You're just keeping yourself busy. Yes.
Okay so finally, you're pretty good at pranks, but who is the biggest pranker in Hollywood?
Oh, I don't know. Um... I would say maybe Jackson has taken my crown.
I mean, he really steals the movie.
See my thumbs going like that? Yeah, I know. I know. No, it's granny see? No, I'm not going
to look. It's granny. I'm not going to look, my little angel. I'll bite that hand.
What is window plus window? I don't know. Shut up.