- Come on, Jason! - They look really good.
- Pick it up!
- My mouth legitimately started watering.
- Oh, look at that! We're going to Yale?
Oh no, it's Yellowstone.
- (PvF) We're dining with the Duttons
for a super hard Try Not To Eat: Yellowstone.
- Super hard Try Not To Eat.
We'll see how super hard it really is.
- (PvF) Are you excited about the Duttons?
- Well, hold on, being excited about the Duttons,
if I was in the family, then yeah, but like,
having them be my enemy is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.
- It's easy for them not to be your enemy.
Don't be an a-hole.
- Actually, no, yeah, that makes sense.
- It's pretty simple.
- I want a hat! - You need a hat.
- I need a hat. I'm a black hat.
- I don't know, mm.
- Okay, maybe try it. - Yeah, try this one.
- Yeah no, that one's definitely bigger.
- That's a hot mess.
- That woman has been through Hell.
- She's been rode hard and put away wet,
that's what's happened. - You know?
- Oh, we're starting off strong.
- Oh, you ever had frybread?
- I, yes. - Have you really?
- But it's been so long.
- And look at her face. - Mm-hmm.
- Look at how excited she is just to have that.
- Ooh, with some bacon!
- Some bacon! - Bacon!
Okay, now that is a balanced breakfast.
- Oh yeah, that's a good hearty country breakfast.
- Yum!
Oh, ugh! - Oh, nice!
- Frybread! You ever had frybread?
- (PvF) The only thing that'll get Beth to sit down to breakfast
is Rip's savory frybread with bacon and eggs,
served with a whole side of love.
- Look.
There's just certain times, the show, the memories,
all of this that's coming back. - Just down home cooking.
- Come on, how am I gonna not?
(buzzer)
- I feel like you're gonna win this one.
You know why? - Why?
- 'Cause I'm losing. (buzzer)
- I've never had frybread. - Then eat!
- I wanna... - Consume!
- I do wanna try that. - Eat it!
- Rip is my favorite character, and probably everyone else's,
so there ain't no way I ain't doing this.
(buzzer)
- That also counts if you drink the coffee.
- I'm drinking the coffee.
- Oh, you're losing! Let's go, Jason!
Cheers! - Aw, smooth.
- I'm gonna try not to, but I, I tried long enough.
(buzzer) - I agree.
- Okay. - That's good.
- It's really good.
- It's almost like a pancake, but crispier.
- Mm-hmm.
- This is really good. - It's so good, honestly.
- I'd say. - This frybread is delicious.
- (PvF) Frybread is a Native American food
that's a popular staple in many Indigenous communities
throughout North America.
The [censored] history about frybread
is that it dates back to when the U.S. government
forcibly removed Indigenous people and put them onto reservations.
They gave them rations of flour, sugar, and lard,
which were the primary ingredients used to make frybread.
- (sighs) Why are we so terrible?
- (laughs) Bringing, exactly.
- Some of the best foods that we have in this country
are ones that come out of struggle.
- I wish we didn't have 'em. (laughs)
- I mean, the struggles yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But the food's great. (laughs)
Oop. - See?
- See, sitting around that big table.
- Oh.
- Octopus are really smart animals, and I feel weird eating them.
- (John) What the [censored] is that?
(both laugh) - What the [censored] is that?
- (Beth) Mediterranean diet, daddy. - No.
- (Beth) If I have to eat another steak,
they'll have to do my next colonic with a [censored] fire hose.
(Brian laughs)
- Ooh!
- What is this, octopus out in Montana?
- (PvF) The Mediterranean diet's not only good for your heart,
but when it's cooked up by Head Chef Gator,
you know it's also gonna be delicious.
- I'm gonna go with Mr. Dutton, what the [censored] is this?
(both laugh)
- Is this worth an extra bite of the punishment?
- I knew that was gonna happen. (buzzer)
- Oh no. (laughs)
- I've never been a cowboy, but I do love me some seafood,
so you know what, I'm gonna do all of it,
'cause you're not gonna eat it. - No.
(buzzer)
- I can smell the garlic, very big fan.
- I can smell the garlic, yep.
- Are you a big no on this one, Jayse?
- I don't know, yeah, I don't know if I'm...
I like fried calamari, takoyaki, like...
- Mm-hmm, fair enough. (buzzer)
- But fair enough, okay, but yeah, no.
Just, nope, the sound. I can't.
I think I'm good, actually.
- (PvF) How's the octopus taste?
- It's delicious.
- It's good, it's just... (laughs)
I forgot to expect rubbery from octopus.
Octopus is always rubbery.
- I'm gonna do what's best for the ranch,
and not eat this. (laughs)
- Oof! - Yeah, she got beat.
- She got worked over.
- (Beth) Would you mind making me a smoothie, please?
- Ooh, I would love a smoothie.
- (Beth) Two scoops of ice cream. - Oh.
- (Beth) Three shots of vodka.
- Three, are we getting three?
- (Beth) And would you mind bringing it to me on the porch?
Please?
- (man) Miss Beth.
- Oh no, that looks like an Orange Julius,
but with vodka. - (Izzy) All vodka.
- That looks amazing. - It does look really good.
- Is there actual, oh God, oh Jesus.
- Yes! - Oh.
- I'm already stirring.
- (PvF) Beth sure does love a good breakfast smoothie,
especially when made to her exact specifications,
with two scoops of ice cream, and three shots of vodka, sante!
- Cheers.
- Oh, we doing this.
(buzzer)
- I'm gonna be good for once, and listen to my body,
and not drink this, because I'm lactose intolerant.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I love ice cream so much, but it just hurts!
(buzzer)
- Oh yeah, smooth. - Wow.
- That's a smooth smoothie. Mmm.
- That's really good.
I don't know if you put three.
- Wait, what is that!?
Oh my... - (PvF) We did put three!
- Hold on. - Oh, you did, oh.
- I mean, if you're gonna top 'em off, top 'em off.
- I don't like alcohol.
- She doesn't like alcohol, good for you.
- What do you think of Beth?
- Absolute loose cannon, 100% just like, the most chaotic.
- Sometimes, don't we all feel a little like Beth?
I will admit, there was a time in my life...
- Mm-hmm? - Where I wasn't
as nice and sweet as I am now. (laughs)
And there's been people who've had bruises in the shape of my
boot tip on their rib. (Brian laughs)
- (PvF) Are you drinking, Jayse?
(Izzy gasps) Jayse just drank the...
- Crap! - Jayse!
- (PvF) Jayse, that counts!
- It was so good!
I was faking for the thumbnail, and it was so good,
I had to have more.
- What happened to your whole speech?
About listening to your body!?
- It's so good. - Okay.
- So good. I blew it.
- (Tate) Any more biscuits?
- Mmm! - Biscuits.
- I love biscuits.
- I love that little rugrat. Look at him with his giant cowboy hat!
- (Tate) I'm gonna need more than that.
(Jason laughs) - Let's go!
- Yeah, you're using video game terms now?
- Ooh, bis-oop! - Oh!
- (Izzy) What's this little sauce? - Biscuits and honey?
- Will you... (buzzer)
- (PvF) How are you doing there, Sharon?
Is it not a little spicy? - Mm-hmm.
(both laugh)
- (PvF) That might be what you get for not waiting to hear about the food.
Evelyn Dutton's made from scratch campfire cooked biscuits
might be super time consuming, but as both Kayce and Tate can attest,
they're light, buttery, and flaky,
and really are that good.
Did you learn your lesson about waiting, perhaps?
- No. - No?
- No, I know, I should've,
but I also got three and half shots of vodka in me.
(both laugh)
- Come on, Jason! - They look really good.
- Pick it up!
- It's like, you already ate things, you might as well keep eating things.
I mean, oh no! - (both) Ah!
(buzzer)
- Mm-hmm. - Mmm.
- It's happening. - Okay.
- I'm out here on my own now. (buzzer)
Mmm.
- Ooh! I like this, this is good.
This is good with like a bowl of chili.
- Mm-hmm!
- I do really want this, but in terms of the punishment,
I just have a sneaky suspicion it's bad.
- You're gonna wanna take less bites.
- I've already had two, I've already had two things, so...
- (John) Well maybe just skip straight to dessert.
- Ooh, let's get right to dessert. - Straight to dessert.
- I actually wanted your mom to have an abortion with you, but...
- (Izzy) That he did. - Because he did...
- She didn't. - She didn't.
I branded my own son. - Woo!
- It's the cookies! - Yeah.
- Oh my God, it's the cookies the size of pie plates!
- (John) You should've brought two. Let me see that one.
Yeah, you're gonna have to go get another one,
'cause this one's mine. - (laughs) I love it.
- Oh my yum! - Oh, what?
- Now we're talking! Now we're talking!
- Wait look... - Let's go!
Oh, look at that! We're going to Yale?
Oh no, it's Yellowstone.
- My mouth legitimately started watering instantly.
I was surprised that you didn't ransack this plate before...
- Well... - Stop it, let her do it!
- (PvF) Thank you, Brian. - Why are you being so mean to me?
- (PvF) Skipping straight to dessert with some...
(buzzer) - Don't tell me what to do.
(both laugh) - Oh my God.
- God damn it, that's a good cookie.
- (PvF) Forget breakfast, we're skipping straight to dessert
with some Yellowstone Ranch donuts and cookies the size of a plate.
- Why? (laughs)
Why do you tease me like that?
- It's as big as my head.
- Get the biggest one in there. Should've got two.
- Mmm. - One for me and one for, oh!
And Try Not To...
- Ah! - Ah, oh!
(buzzer) - Mmm!
- This is Shar-ware. - Can we get a glass of milk in here?
Chef Ash, can we get a glass of milk?
- Seduce them, Jason. - Mmm.
- Yes, seduce them!
- (PvF) How's that cookie?
- God damn, that's a good cookie. (buzzer)
That's a really good cookie.
There's a lot of chocolate in this. Props to Chef Gator.
- Chef Gator knows how to treat you at the end of a long day.
- That's amazing.
- Look at this salted chocolate chip cookie, it looks so...
- It's really good. - It looks...
- Very good. - Ah, it smells so good.
- Oh, it is.
- Your cookie breath smells amazing! - Thank you.
- I can smell it from here!
- It's eau de parfum. - Mmm.
Oh, it's so good.
- What, which one, you know what? I'm not even, I'm tired,
I've been asking you.
- (gasps) I didn't even get the...
- I've been asking you since they got sat down here!
- (PvF) Well that's it, that's our challenge.
You ready to see the prize that you all are missing out on?
- Ugh, yes. - Yes ma'am.
- Bring it on out.
- I mean, I already know what it's gonna be.
It's a steak.
- (John) It looks formal, Rip, but it's not, it's just supper.
- (Carter) Can I still have cake after supper?
- Yep, yep you can.
- (John) Hell, you can have some right now.
- Oh! - Ooh.
- Woah!
- (Carter) Cake with steak?
- (John) Cake with your steak.
- Yellowstone, let's go!
- Aww, what?
- We are missing out on this.
- Yo, Ash. - Can I open my eyes yet?
- Some bourbon from Yellowstone Select!
Yes, that's awesome! (laughs) - Oh, that's a good cake.
- (PvF) Straight from Yellowstone Ranch,
we've got a seared Angus steak with a side of chocolate cake,
some salad with fruits, and both John's favorite bourbon,
and a ranch house staple, Coors Banquet.
- Aww.
- Just a big old tall glass of bourbon?
- That's a good cake. - A t-bone steak.
- 93 proof, damn!
- Can't lie, I am a little sad.
- No, no no no! - You've had your fun.
- No!
- (PvF) Oh, you're doing it? - Oh, I'm doing it.
- (PvF) That is all yours now, baby.
Congratulations Sharon, you're using your card.
- Oh God. - What?
- How many does she have? - No way!
- How many cards does Sharon have?
- Chocolate. - Cake.
- Cake. - Chocolate cake.
- Chocolate cake.
- Who is that, Sam Elliott that does that?
- With a cherry, alright. (both laugh)
- Oh, mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm.
That's somebody enjoying a meal.
You ever seen Sharon this quiet? Never!
Don't worry, I'll talk for you. Keep eating.
- This is my new favorite episode, I think.
- Yep.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Jayse, Izzy, Brian, Jason, and Travis,
you were tempted and for that, we're taking the long, black train.
- Oh well.
It's been great being on this channel for as long as I have been.
I hope you guys have enjoyed me being here.
- I'm really glad I had a card. (laughs)
- Right?
One card will get you out of this. - I mean.
- If she's, oh no. - Oh, wait?
We're gonna play cards, or... - Oh?
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, you better share your love.
- (Colby) What's in it? - (Teeter) Everything, baby!
- Everything baby! - Everything. (laughs)
- (Colby) Like a vegetable bisque?
- (man) Kinda like little sausages.
- (Teeter) Just everything, baby.
- (man) What do you call it?
- (Teeter) Sum bits!
- Oh God, no, we're doing like offal? - Oh.
- We're doing like innards and intestines and stuff?
- Oh, I'm fine with that.
- What?
- (Colby) What does that mean?
- (Jake) Literally everything from the cow that nobody else wants.
- And? What's wrong with that?
- (Colby) Everything in a cow.
- Oh no, dude. - Oh, that looks...
- Oof.
- See that? - Yeah.
- See that right there? - What's that?
- That's called tripe.
- (PvF) Teeter's cooked up her world famous Sum Bits stew,
filled with all the leftover bits from the cow,
like brain, heart, liver, tongue, tripe, and marrow gut.
- Six bites?
- (PvF) Five bites for you, Travis. Three bites for you, Jason.
- Oh, you are mean, Nicole.
Mm.
- Okay, okay, just starting with the tripe, going in hot.
- Oh, it's a little spicy. - It's spicy?
- It has a little bit of spice.
Chef Ash, what did... (coughs)
Chef Ash, what did you... (coughs) Woah!
Chef Ash, what did you put in this soup!?
- Mm-hmm! - What is wrong?
What happened? What's going on?
- A little bit of hot sauce, we're good to go!
Are you kidding me?
- (coughs) Oh.
I'm just glad I brought floss, 'cause...
(laughs) - Ah yeah.
- Ooh, man.
The spice is good though.
Whatever spice you all used for this, very good.
- Hah! - Ooh, I can breathe, holy cow.
- Chef Ash, what the hell? - Wow.
What is so freakin' spicy in this?
- I don't know! God damn!
- (PvF) Is it not spicy?
- I mean, a little bit. I'd throw a little bit more in.
This part is probably the part that I would like the least.
- He's taken all of his bites.
- All of the other organs, I'm here for. (slurps)
Mmm!
- (PvF) That does it for our episode, how do you feel?
- I'm great!
- Yeehaw! We finished!
- Yeah. We made it all the way through.
- We survived!
- It wasn't that bad, it was just really spicy.
Really, really.
My lips are freaking burning right now.
- Really? Okay, it's not that bad.
- I think we did what was best for the ranch.
- For the ranch.
Wait, how do you go low?
- For the ranch. - The ranch.
How do you go low like that?
- Push on your belly. - Right.
- Ranch. - Ranch.
- (PvF) Thank y'all so much for watching
this Try Not To Eat: Yellowstone episode.
Be sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok
for more behind the scenes content.
Alright, Chef Ash, to the ranch?
- To the ranch.
- (PvF) Cheers!
(cork clatters)
Mmm.