LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING
ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "GIRLS TRIP," "THE
CARMICHAEL SHOW," AND "THE LAST O.G."
SHE NOW STARS IN "THE KITCHEN."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," OUR FRIEND, TIFFANY
HADDISH!
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>> Stephen: I WISH EVERY-- THAT'S LOVELY.
>> A 30-MINUTE DANCE PARTY.
DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
>> Stephen: I WISHIVE INTERVIEW STARTED THAT WAY.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE THE YOU AGAIN.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
>> I'VE BEEN SUCCESSFUL.
>> Stephen: YES, I HAVE-- I HAVE NOTICED.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: IT'S LOVELY TO WATCH YOU BE SUCCESSFUL.
HOW IS THE LOVE LIFE?
HOW IS THE WEIGHTED BLANKET GOING?
WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO A WEIGHTED
BLANKET.
>> SO ME-- OKAY, SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS-- OKAY, SO I STILL
HAVE THE WEIGHTED BLANKET.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> AND I'VE BEEN TALK WAIG LOT OF PEOPLE.
I'VE BEEN GETTING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS
HERE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> AND JOHN MAYER HAS BEEN GIVING ME RELATIONSHIP ADVICE.
>> Stephen: HE'S HAD A FEW RELATIONSHIPS.
>> YES, YES.
AND HE SAID IF THERE'S SOMEBODY I LIKE WHO IS IN THE EYE OF THE
PUBLIC, I SHOULD, WHEN I'M DOING INTERVIEWS, SAYING I'M SEEING
THAT PERSON AND THE MEDIA WILL DO A SIDE-BY-SIDE OF US, AND THE
GUY WILL SEE IT, AND HE'LL BE LIKE, "SHE'S KIND OF CUTE.
I'M NOT HOOKING UP WITH HER, BUT I COULD BE HOOKING UP WITH HER."
AND THEN THERE WILL BE SOME KIND OF INTERACTION.
LIKE, THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT I LIKE THIS PERSON.
I WILL KNOW I LIKE THIS PERSON, AND IT WILL BE IN HIS
SUBCONSCIOUS, AND IT WILL ATTRACT ME TO HIM.
>> Stephen: THAT IS GOOD.
WAIT, THAT'S ACTUAL ADVICE?
>> THAT'S ACTUAL -- >> Stephen: THAT'S ADVICE FROM
JOHN MAYER?
>> THAT'S ACTUAL ADVICE FROM JOHN MAYER.
>> Stephen: WOW.
I UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S SOMEBODY WHO IS IN THE PUBLIC
EYE, A FAMOUS PERSON, WHO HAS GOT YOUR EYE.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: AND WOULD YOU CARE TO CASUALLY DROP THEIR NAME?
WHO-- WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING THESE DAYS?
>> OH, I'VE BEEN SEEING NUMBER 27 FROM THE NEW YORK YACKS.
>> SteYANKEES.>> WHAT'S HIS NAME >> JOHN CARLOS.
I'VE BEEN SEEING HIM.
>> Stephen: AND I'VE SEEN PICTURES OF THE TWO OF YOU
TOGETHER "THE LATE SHOW."
THE TWO OF YOU.
THEY RAN-- THAT'S A PICTURE-- YEAH.
>> I'VE BEEN SEEING HIM AT BABE GAMES.
AND I'VE BEEN SEEING HIM ON INSTAGRAM.
AND I'VE BEEN SEEING HIM ON TWITTER.
I'VE BEEN SEEING HIM IN MY DREAMS A LOT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
WELL, THERE IT IS.
I MEAN, THAT PROVES IT.
MY GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT COULD HAVE COULDN'T HAVE PUT THIS
TOGETHER IF YOU WEREN'T AN ITEM AT THIS POINT.
>> WE'RE TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: HE IS, NUMBER 27, HE IS 6'4", 250 POUNDS.
>> YES!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
SOMEBODY TO BURP ME!
I JUST WANT HIM TO PICK ME UP AND JUST GO LIKE THIS, IT'S
GOING TO BE OKAY, TIFFANY.
SHHH!
>> Stephen: I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL A WEIGHTED
BLANKET.
>> HE COULD BE MY-- I MEAN, HE IS MY WEIGHT THE BLANK GILLETTE
GOT TO PUT IT OUT THERE.
JUST WAIT FOR THE CALL.
>> I'M WAITING.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU FLEW TO NEW YORK--
( LAUGHTER )
KEEP BREATHING.
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GET A LOT OF PHONE CALLS.
>> YES!
>> Stephen: NOW, I KNEW YOU FLEW IN-- THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE.
YOU FLEW INTO NEW YORK JUST THIS MORNING.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: FLYING IS NO STRANGE THING FOR YOU.
I UNDERSTAND YOU USED TO BE-- YOU USED TO WORK FOR AIR ALASKA.
>> I WORKED FOR ALASKA AIRLINE S.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THEM JIEFS A CUSTOMER
SERVICE AGENT.
I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS ONE OF THE BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE
AGENT S.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I WORKED AT THE GATES.
AND MY GOAL WAS TO BRING HAPPINESS AND JOY TO PEOPLE,
LIKE TODAY, STILL, TO THIS DAY.
WE WOULD HAVE A FLIGHT DELAYED TO MEXICO OR SOMETHING, RIGHT,
AND IT WOULD BE THREE, FOUR-HOUR DELAY, AND PEOPLE HAVE BAD
ATTITUDES AND OKAY, WE CAN BOARD NOW.
AND I GET ON THE MICROPHONE AND BE LIKE, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SERVICE TOULOSE CABOS, MEXICO, FLIGHT 236 IS NOW BOARDING.
WE WOULD LIKE TO INVITE FIRST GLASS.
M.V.P. GOLD PASSENGERS TO BOARD.
IF YOU HAVE COME, PLEASE, COME ON BOARD.
IT'S TIME TO GO TO MEXICO!" >> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE THAT.
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
>> AND EVERYBODY WOULD BE LIKE, "YEAH!
."
>> Stephen: AFTER A DELAY THAT WOULD BRING YOU UP FOR IT.
>> AND I WOULD GET WRITTEN UP.
>> Stephen: WHY WOULD YOU BE WRITTEN UP?
>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT INCITE THE
BOARDING AREA THEY'D GET ALL HAPPY, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT!"
>> Stephen: AND THEY'D WRITE YOU UP AND SAY DON'T BE THAT
PROFESSIONAL.
>> YOU HAVE TO DO, LASK OORLS WITH SERVICE TO LOS CARBOSE,
MEXICO SBOARDING."
THAT'S HOW THEY WANT YOU TO DO IT.
BUT NOT ME YOU.
>> Stephen: KEPT DOING IT?
>> AND THEN THEY PUT ME IN THE BAGGAGE DEPARTMENT.
THEY PUT ME IN THE LOST BAGGAGE --
>> Stephen: THOSE ARE UNHAPPY PEOPLE.
>> THOSE PEOPLE ARE SUPER -- >> Stephen: I HAVE BEEN THAT
UNHAPPY PERSON.
>> AND MY GOAL EVERY DAY WAS THEY PUT ME HERE I GOT THIS.
ANYBODY WHO WALKS OUT OF MY DOOR IS GOING TO LEAVE HAPPY, PERIOD.
>> Stephen: CAN I TRY THAT?
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: I'LL BE LOST LUGGAGE GUY.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: ( SIZE
( HI.
>> HELLO, HI.
>> Stephen: I'M STEPHEN.
>> HI, STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: I JUST CAME IN ON A FLIGHT FROM CHICAGO, MY WIFE--
AND WE HAVE OUR KIDS' BAGS, BUT ME AND MY WIFE OUR BAGS AREN'T--
THEY'RE NOT ON THE CAR SOL.
WHAT DO I DO?
>> YOU CHECKED THE CAROUSEL?
>> I DID.
>> WHAT KIND IS IT, A, THERE'S 24, 26, 27?
WHAT KIND OF BAG IS IT?
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
IS YOUR NAME TAG TO.
>> Stephen: IT DID HAVE MY NAME TAG, A PAPER NAME TAG FROM
YOU GUYS, A CARRY-OLIKE 24 INCHES.
>> IS IT HEAVY OR VERY LIGHT.
>> Stephen: MEDIUM, MEDIUM.
>> MEDIUM?
OKAY.
AND YOU SAID YOU CHECKED THE CAROUSEL.
CAROUSEL NUMBER 2.
>> Stephen: TWO?
>> YOU'RE NOT SURE!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
THERE WAS NO BAGS ON CAROUSEL NUMBER 2.
OKAY.
( LAUGHTER )
I'M GOING TO FIND THIS -- >> Stephen: I DO LIVE
SOMEPLACE.
I DO LIVE SOMEPLACE.
I'M NOT HOMELESS?
>> DO YOU HAVE YOUR BAG TAG NUMBERS.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE.
>> I'M GOING TO RUN YOUR TAGS.
SEE, BACK THEN, WE DIDN'T HAVE THE SCANNERS.
THIS WAS THE 1900s.
SO...
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: CHICAGO, CHICAGO.
>> CHICAGO?
>> Stephen: MY BAG'S IN SEATTLE NOW?
>> YOUR BAG'S IN SEATTLE.
YOUR BAG IS IN SEATTLE!
DARN IT!
ANOTHER LOOK, THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, I'LL BRING THE BAG TO YOU.
I'LL GET IT SHIPPED TO YOU.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
I'M CALLING SEATTLE.
( LAUGHTER )
YEAH?
>> CAROL, HEY, GIRL, IT'S TITT.
WHAT YOU DOING?
CHECK THIS OUT.
GIRL, ONE OF THE BAGS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME FROM CHICAGO TO
LOS ANGELES WENT CHICAGO-SEATTLE.
YOU CAN GEET YES.
WHEN IS THE NEXT FLIGHT?
TWO HOURS.
OKAY.
LET ME GET YOU TAG NUMBERS.
34737.
OKAY.
YEAH!
THANKS!
YEAH!
FROM THE TV SHOW.
( LAUGHTER )
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, THEN, OKAY, OKAY, BYE.
OKAY, SO YOUR BAG IS GOING TO BE HERE NEXT WEEK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I WANT TO LOSE MY
BAG NOW.
THIS IS DANGEROUS.
THIS IS WHY IT'S DANGEROUS.
THIS IS WHY THEY CAN'T HAVE YOU DOING THIS BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD
WANT THEIR BAGS LOST AND THEY WOULD WANT THEIR FLIGHT DELAYS
DLAID.
DOWNED HOW DANGEROUS THIS IS?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY?
IT GOT TO THE POINT PEOPLE WOULD COME IN JUST TO SAY HI TO ME.
THEY WOULD FLY AND COME IN AND SAY, "HEY, TITT.
HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?" I'M LIKE, "MAN, I GOT A COMEDY
SHOW COMING UP.
DO YOU WANT A TICKET?" >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A MOVIE
COMING OUT NOW.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE "THE KITCHEN."
WHO IS IN THIS.
YOU.
>> MELISSA McCARTHY, ELISABETH MOSS.
>> Stephen: AND WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
WHAT IS THE KITCHEN?
( APPLAUSE ).
>> SO THE KITCHEN IS ABOUT THREE WOMEN THAT'S MARRIED TO THESE
IRISH MOBSTERS, RIGHT.
AND THEN THEIR HUSBANDS GO TO JAIL, AND THE WOMEN END UP
TAKING OVER THE IRISH MAFIA IN NEW YORK, 1978, IN HELL'S
KITCHEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.
WE HAVE A CLIP RIGHT HERE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP RIGHT HERE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE-- I MEAN, YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU NOT, YOU KNOW-- TO BE STRAIGHT.
>> I'M VERY STRAIGHT.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.
>> I WANT NUMBER 27 FROM THE NEW YORK YANKEES.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND.
>> I WANT HIM TO BURP ME.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP?
DO YOU KNOW?
>> IN THIS CLIP, MY HUSBAND GETS OUT OF JAIL, RIGHT, AND HE
THINKS THAT HE CAN JUST COME HOME AND GET HIS LITTLE BUSINESS
BACK.
BUT TURNS OUT, I DON'T PLAY THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> ALONG COMES THIS WHITE BOY THAT'S SO DUMB HE DOESN'T
REALIZE HE'S SITTING ON TOP OF AN EMPIRE IF HE'D GET OUT OF HIS
OWN WAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN KEEP THE APARTMENT.
I DON'T EVEN NEED IT.
>> YOU GOTTA STAY OUT OF MY WAY, STEP OFF MY BUSINESS.
>> BABY, IT'S MY BUSINESS NOW.
>> IT'S A HOT TICKET.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: "THE KITCHEN" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
TIFFANY HADDISH, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK