- Your days of road-trip, bathroom stops are over.
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Brett Reiter asks, "I've been waiting in line for an hour
"for the most popular ride, and I'm the next person on,
"but oh no, I have to pee.
"What do I do?
"Help!"
Turns out that there are a crap-ton, no pun intended,
well, okay, pun intended.
There is a crap-load of products out there
that can help you relieve yourself
without the use of a restroom,
- Yes.
- and today, we are gonna test those things out.
It's time for weird products you must have,
portable pee edition.
All right, first up, we have talked
about this product before,
but we did not test it until today.
(upbeat jingle music) It is the Uro Club.
That's right.
The only club in your golfer bag that you can pee inside,
and here it is.
Look at that.
It's just a normal chipper.
- With a really big, long grip on it.
- Let me go ahead and try this thing on out here.
- What, try it on?
- Well, first of all, here's the triple seal top.
So there's the hole, and then,
golfers typically have their shirt tucked
into their britches, and then, hold the end of that for me.
- If we're golfing together, and you ask me
to hold the end of your club like this,
I'm gonna start asking questions.
- Then you clip it--
- Really, this feels like a plastic club, first of all.
- You clip your golf towel to your pants,
which is that something golfers do?
- No, noone does that. - And then you reach inside.
- How is this inconspicuous?
I'm gonna ask so many questions
about what you're doing right now.
- In the ad, it says,
"It just looks like you're checking out your club."
- No, it looks like you're hiding something in a towel.
- You're like this.
I'm just checking out my club, just seeing--
- Why are you checking it out for a minute and a half?
- I could do it out here on hole number nine,
or I could go behind this curtain.
- Go behind the curtain, and we'll listen in,
and you give us a play-by-play.
- [Link] Okay, I'm a little stage fright,
but I think I got a little stream amounting.
(pee trickling)
Oh yeah, there we go. (crew off camera laughing)
- Is it filling up?
- [Link] Yep, all right.
- It's silent, man.
- All right, I'm putting the lid back on.
(crew off camera laughing)
Okay, success.
- How full is it?
- Well, I know there's other ones to test, so I kind of--
- You stopped short?
- I stopped short.
- I think I can easily fill that whole thing up.
I have to pee so bad right now,
because I drank so much water.
(pee slushes) - Oh!
- It's like a rain stick,
- That triple seal.
- but I don't want it to rain around here, brother.
- Of course, the ultimate test, let me throw down my--
- It's not to be used as an actual golf club,
although Link is about to use it as an actual golf club.
- Hey man, if someone accuses you,
hey man, did you just pee in your golf club?
No, no.
Well, then strike a ball with it.
- Spoken like a regular golfer.
(golf ball clatters)
- Look at that.
- Almost right into the lens.
- Almost got a hole in one. - I'm glad that's a 3d camera,
so we got a really cool-- - Here you go.
Now is your turn.
- Let me rain stick it.
(pee sloshes)
You didn't do too much.
- Conserve.
- Okay, but so would you use this?
- I'd probably just hold it and go in
- A restroom.
- a restroom. - They have one
every few holes, yeah.
All right, so you wouldn't necessarily use this,
- No. - but you enjoyed it.
- Yes.
- All right, moving right along.
Now, I think this next product could be legitimately useful,
because the place that you find yourself having to pee
and then thinking, why, I don't want to have to stop,
is when you are in a car.
- Well, yeah, and then sometimes you can't stop
or there's nowhere to stop.
- Right, and you're like Gatorade bottle, that's awkward.
- There's a risk of drinking it later.
- Right, especially if it's in lemon line.
- Right.
- Right. - So what?
- And that's where the GoPilot comes in very, very handy.
The GoPilot is the way for you to go while on the run.
- Well, I don't think you're supposed
to do it while driving, but you're you can do it
from a parked position in the driver's seat.
- Yeah, you don't want to necessarily be driving the truck
down the road, but if you just pull over to the side,
that's fine.
- Let's open this sucker, man.
Let's go pilot.
So from now on, when we say, go pilot,
that means I'm gonna pee while sitting at something
that's not a toilet.
- [Rhett] Okay, so it's a pretty simple thing
to configure here.
It's essentially a tank
- With a vacuum cleaner hose attached to it.
- that holds your urine.
- Is there suction?
- I hope not.
- [Link] I'll let you venture forward.
- I'll let you know, because I'm about to use it.
- Hose extends from 11 inches to 22 inches.
- When you wanna get some extra length, you just,
(hose clicks)
just pull up like that,
and then, you see, I would set this down on the ground,
and then I would undo this.
- Now you're in the driver's seat of your 18-wheeler,
and I think you're supposed to put that down.
- I'm just gonna take this thing back behind the curtain
and tell you all about it.
- Okay, go for it,
and I have another one.
Oh, look, and you can create a pee obstacle course too.
That's cool.
Hope you make it in one piece.
This isn't used, is it?
(crew off camera laughing)
Look at that.
(hose clicking) Oh, so are you back there?
- [Rhett] Yeah, and now I'm peeing.
(pee trickling) I've had a pee so bad.
Oh, this feels so good.
Listen, this thing is going to fill up.
- Do you need another one?
Because I'll throw it over.
- [Rhett] I might need an XXL, man.
- Dang, Rhett.
Are you going pilot or what?
- [Rhett] I'm peeing longer than the commercial
for the truck driving commercial.
- It says right here on it, it says,
"Do not use while operating a vehicle."
- I'm not operating a vehicle.
I'm just standing back here behind a curtain.
I'm capping her.
I gotta say, it's very warm.
- Oh wow.
- Look how full it is.
- Oh my goodness, Rhett.
You really went pilot.
You went full pilot on that thing.
- This is a useful product.
- You're just gonna leave it on your floorboard
at all times.
- Yeah, I mean, (Link laughs)
how many times have you been in a car and thought,
man, I don't want to have to go through the hassle,
and you go into a dirty, nasty bathroom?
- Right. - And look,
and it's like a little carrying thing.
You just take this into the gas station.
- Pour it out in your yard, use it like a weed-killer.
- Yeah, there it is, full and ready to go.
- Okay, as you can see, we have removed the privacy screen,
because this next product creates its own privacy screen.
It is called the Gotta Go Poncho.
It's basically just a trash bag you wear,
and who knows what's happening under there?
Here we go, we have one.
Look, I mean, I could put this in the back pocket of jeans.
- Maybe some Jnco jeans.
- Now, I'mma open this up, Gotta go Poncho,
ultra portable restroom.
One poncho, one urinal/one fecal toilet,
and there are two cloth wipes in here.
So let's pull this stuff out here.
Here's the pee bag and the poop bag,
and that's the Poncho. - Oh, that's easy.
Why isn't the poop bag brown?
Honestly, - All right.
- if you've got green poop, something's wrong with you.
- So I'm gonna put this on,
- Please do, Link.
- and go ahead and open up the pee bag,
because I'm not gonna do a poop out here.
We have standards with this show.
All right, but I got to--
- It's like a Ziploc bag in here and then,
do I take this stuff out and sprinkle it in there?
Okay, so it actually has--
- All right, so I got the trash bag.
- It's got some powder, Link, super absorbent powder,
- Seems like the hood might be a little unnecessary.
- and I'm putting the super absorbent powder in there.
So now you're just gonna create a pee jello
that we will not eat.
- This isn't see-through, is it?
Does this part go down or up?
- You figure it out.
- [Link] Okay.
- You want to take your pants off and then come back in?
- I mean, if I was on a street.
- If you're on a street,
I would be running from you so fast.
- What is with the big v-neck?
- I'm kind of nervous, man.
- [Male] Wait, Link, maybe you do it back to camera?
- Maybe turn around?
- Why don't you turn around.
All right, Ignore my friend over there who's in a poncho
on a 98 degree day and ignore the pitter-patter sound
that's coming from his nether regions.
- Okay, okay, I'm lined up. (chuckles)
(pee trickling)
- There it is.
- Do I look like I'm just standing on the street?
- We can see the bag a little bit.
Let's pull this down a little bit.
- [Male] Yes, please. (crew off camera laughing)
- and by bag, I mean the actual bag you're holding.
(crew off camera laughing)
- How do I zip up when I'm holding the bag?
- The bag is a Ziploc bag.
- [Link] Oh, there is a Ziploc.
- See this isn't gonna cause any problems.
- Well, I got to put it down.
- He's just putting his bag of tricks down.
Okay, how you doing?
Did you pee?
- A little present for you. (Rhett groans)
Just hold it, man.
Now I don't know, what was in there?
- No, it's just jelly in there now.
- Is it jelly?
- It's warm jelly.
It's warm jelly.
- [Link] Hot in here.
- So how was that?
Would you recommend that?
Because I wouldn't.
I wouldn't recommend it to a friend,
because I just watched a friend do it,
and I was uncomfortable the whole time.
- It's like crawling in a trash bag and peeing in public.
I mean, have you ever desired that?
- No.
- (laughs) No, me neither, man.
- How you feeling, Link, relieved?
- Like I need to take a shower.
- Okay.
- I just feel emotionally dirty.
- I feel emotionally dirty just being here watching that.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, this product is another one that I think,
like the GoPilot, serves a practical use.
I mean, that one you just did with the poncho,
it's like, people gonna know something's up
when you're bending over inside a poncho,
but this one is designed
to be the most inconspicuous portable pee product
that you can imagine.
The Stadium Pal, you can take this with you to the stadium.
It fits right on your person, underneath your jeans,
and you can pee inconspicuously.
That's not even their slogan, but maybe it should be.
- Well, let me see it.
- So this thing is, actually,
the medical term for this is an external catheter.
So basically it's a tube that you--
- Put around your. (whistles)
- Yep, and then there is a long tube that goes down your leg
and connects to a bag that you Velcro around your ankle.
- I think NASCAR drivers use something like this.
They're racing and peeing the whole time, man.
- My leg is a lot longer than that.
That can't get to my ankle.
- That's gonna be on your knee.
- I think for this one, I'm going to go to the restroom.
I'm going to put this on and then just come back out
and act like we're just watching the game together.
You're not even gonna know that I'm peeing down my leg.
- He's back.
- How about those Bears?
- So let me get this straight.
You just went to the restroom to put on something
so that you won't have to go to the restroom.
- But if I was at my house and I was like,
hey, let's go to the game!
I don't wanna ever get up, bro.
I'm at the game.
- Let me see that on your leg there.
Now your pants are so tight
that you can't get them over the bag.
- Well, no, I'd have to wear my big jeans,
but I wanted you to be able to see it fill up.
- [Link] Oh, thanks.
- Problem is I'm a lifelong stage freighter,
- There's no one watching.
- especially when people are just sitting there waiting
for me to pee.
- Oh and now, yeah, but you got--
- Because it just feels like I'm gonna pee in my pants.
- You don't think you're gonna--
- I'm so far from relaxing.
- Go to a happy place where your bladder's full
and your mind is empty.
- Wonder if I could get it started around the corner?
- Yeah, stand up.
Use that blanket and cover your face.
(crew off camera laughing)
- Yeah, just don't even worry about me.
- [Male] It's a poncho.
- [Rhett] I'm not even here.
- He's really enjoying the game,
his face is just really cold.
- [Rhett] I gotta lean against something.
(miniatures clatter)
- Oh, there goes the bobble heads.
Come on, fill up that bag.
- [Rhett] Play some music, just some mouth trumpet.
(Link imitates trumpet playing)
♪ Fill up a bag with a urine ♪
- It's getting sensual.
- [Rhett] I'm doing it.
♪ Filling up the bag with pee ♪
It's happening, yeah.
(Link imitates trumpet playing)
♪ Filling up the bag with pee ♪
(crew off camera laughing)
Yeah, he did it! (crew applaud)
It's a half-full bag of urine.
The man just peed down his leg in front of everybody
on the internet, woo.
- That was so difficult, but that mouth trumpet
is what did it, man.
- Yeah, man, it loosened up the highway.
- That was such a good tune.
- Yeah. - What was that tune?
- Pee down your leg, volume one.
- Oh man, you know what?
If I had the bell bottoms, I'd be all about this.
- So what's your assessment?
- I think I want to have this on all the time.
So warm, on a cold day at a Bears game,
that would really warm me right up.
- Until it froze, (Rhett laughs)
then you'd have an iceberg of urine on your ankle.
- And then you throw it in the cooler with the beer,
start the whole process process over again.
- (laughs) Oh goodness.
- Okay, well, this was a success.
I thought the two ones that I tested,
definitely very practical.
I would use them again.
- Mm, and I'll try those out later,
but I'll get brand new ones.
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- So you aim that at a toilet
- Yeah. - Well, yeah, I guess--
- or a trash can or a sink?
- Wherever you want it to go.
- Yeah. - Trash can.
- You aim that at the lucky winner.
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