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- Hey, hey, I'll do it better.
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- [Matt] What are you doing?
I'm hitting the Mario block to start the episode.
- [Matt] Shut it down.
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(bang)
- Windows, ugly sweater.
All right.
Hello. Welcome to Mystery Tech.
Did Microsoft
send another ugly Christmas sweater?
- [Ken] Yes.
- Is it slightly past Christmas now? (laughing)
- [Ken] It is.
- Over the years,
Microsoft has made a bit of a holiday tradition
to make ugly Christmas sweaters.
But today we have,
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Oh! Look at that.
- [Ken] Oh man!
That looks so good though.
Look at the top left.
Untitled-paint.
(Austin laughing)
That's how I title all of our thumbnails in Photoshop
- [Matt] You haven't made a thumbnail in two years.
- [Ken] This actually looks good with a button down.
Like all these sweaters normally do.
- All right.
Let us begin.
You know what actually...
Before we begin, a short story from uncle Austin.
Back in ye olden Windows XP days
before Steve Jobs had an iPhone.
As anything more than a glimmer in his eyes.
I used to make
Pokemon sprites in Paint.
I loved
- [Ken] Why does it always have to come to Pokemon dude?
- Love myself some Pokemons.
I used to make all kinds of things in paint.
In fact, I still know how to use paint better than Photoshop
or anything else that is made from this century.
So,
paint has a special place on my heart.
And now it has a special place
on my body.
- [Matt] I hated.
Every syllable of that story
(table scratching)
- I gotta warm up the table
for the next hot item coming through.
(claps)
I caught that.
You're welcome.
These, my friends are known as solo cups
for
doing things with
why am I drinking solo cups right now?
I'm gonna start arranging them
for the only thing I know how to do with solo cups.
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Okay.
A black box.
Can everyone see what it is except me right now?
- [Ken] Yes.
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(Austin laughing)
This is a family channel Ken.
We have to censor this now.
This is adult wake up juice
or adult go to sleep juice.
So,
there's a whole story that uncle Austin can tell you
about how they tried to name this Teslaquila.
But Tequila
is actually a type of alcohol
that is specifically made in the Tequila region of Mexico.
And therefore
that's the only place they can have it.
And have copyrighted the name's Tequila.
So you can't
say
that this is Austinquila because I would get sued.
So Elon now
has to call this Tesla tequila.
- [Ken] Is that really the story?
That's actually a sort of a real fact. Uncle Austin
wouldn't lead you astray down the cellar door.
Let's see what's inside.
The 100% made in Mexico.
- [Ken] Don't do that.
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- Oh,
can I ask how expensive
this bottle of Tesla tequila was?
Cause this looks like a genuine collectible item
that was far more expensive than it should have been.
- [Ken] So Tesla Tequila from the website.
$250.
- It's a lot of money for Tequila.
- [Ken] Yes but I've always wanted Tesla on the channel
and I'm sure you wouldn't like me to buy a car now,
would you?
But for real though that's a really cool
- This actually is very cool.
- [Ken] I almost don't wanna even drink for a minute.
Honestly.
- Read instructions before opening.
Whoa.
I think that two years from now
I'll be able to sell this bottle of Tequila and buy Pokemon cards.
- [Ken] No! No!
I think what we're gonna do
is we're gonna save this for a special occasion.
- Okay. All right.
So,
we're not going to drink Tequila at work.
- [Matt] Is that special occasion
the day that Austin stops talking about
Pokemon cards and the Z-Flip
- Well, that's never going to happen.
I've got to be on brand.
We'll drink this the day that This Is makes a good video.
- [Ken] I think...whoa
- [Matt] Sad Matt noises.
- We will crack open this Tesla tequila
at 5 million subscribers.
So make sure that you are ringalinged the ding-a-ling bell
and fully subscribed
you and your mother
and your mother's ex fiance
to the Austin Evans YouTube channel
for the latest and greatest
and tech
and entertainment.
And by tech entertainment, I mean bad takes
and videos that only
people with bad taste such as yourself
enjoy, waited I burned the audience.
Not supposed to do that asking for subscribing.
- [Matt] No.
- No. I'm still seeing
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- Oh, hello.
Welcome to Snap Circuits. Snap Circuits Junior.
Makes learning electronics a snap.
Is this just a sick burn to try to tell me
that I don't know how to
do anything with electronics?
- [Ken] We'll start from the ground up.
with the fundamentals of technology
it is electricity.
- Okay.
All right.
So we have our actual components here.
We have our manual, which is quite extensive.
There's actually a fair bit here.
Huh?
- [Ken] How complicated can it be?
It's just circuits and batteries.
- Never do.
- [Matt] They're snap in.
- Like it's not complicated.
- Okay.
So I'm gonna just put this in here.
All right.
- [Matt] Are you reading the directions?
- No.
So if we go here
and we attach this like so.
- [Ken] That seems kinda satisfying.
- Is a nice sound when you clip these things together.
Okay.
I think I am ready for batteries.
I have successfully built my little contraption.
Thanks, sir.
- [Matt] We should get you some rubber gloves for safety.
- I think it will be fine.
All right.
So,
if I had successfully built this
then this blade will spin as soon as I flip the switch.
Is everyone ready?
- [Matt] Yes.
All right.
Three,
two,
one.
(click)
- [Ken] Hey! look at that
- I'm a tech genius.
- [Matt] Austin successfully did something.
- Let's not go that far.
All right.
I've made a DC motor and switch.
Let's go...
This is way too easy.
Let's go do something else.
Space war, alarm combo.
So let's start with this.
We're gonna work our way over.
So this goes right here.
Okay. And then I'll connect this
with the two speaker.
Speaker.
Speaker. Speaker.
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Okay. You know, what I think is really helpful is working
with Redstone in Minecraft.
- [Ken] I was gonna say this actually reminds me of that.
- Yes. I don't know what our space war does,
but I'm about to find out. Okay.
- [Matt] I'm gonna go ahead and assume it says (mimicking).
- All right.
We're just gonna continue on.
Okay.
Shall we?
- [Matt] Yeah.
- Okay.
(Soft acoustic music)
Gonna drop our batteries in.
I need to press the switch several times
and wave my hand over the photo resistor, all right.
(alarm siren)
- [Matt] I told you it was gonna go (mimicking)
- So the alarm is going on.
That's the rising and lowering tone.
- [Ken] You're flicking the light when you go over the--
- yeah.
So it shows it's working, right?
- [Ken] What is the truth to all of this right now?
What is the lesson that we have learned?
- Don't ask Uncle Austin for advice.
That would be my advice.
- [Matt] I can get on board with that.
- [Ken] Yeah.
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- I feel like breaking out into song.
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Stereo Pod!
I don't know what that is.
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- [Ken] Yes.
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- Excuse me for a moment.
Don't peek, okay?
(upbeat music)
Come on.
(upbeat music)
Okay.
Hello and welcome
to the world's largest AirPod Pros
(soft hiphop music).
Can you tell
I'm wearing AirPods right now?
I bet you couldn't tell this they're so sleek?
- [Matt] Sorry I can't hear you, I'm too poor.
- [Matt] I remember you were in that Trevor Wallace.
You were about the AirPods.
- This is a very accurate
I think they're actually speakers.
We have a USB port, microUSB.
We have an on-off switch.
(alarm siren)
- [Computer] FM mode.
- [Ken] Radio?
I bet your AirPod don't have FM radio.
- [Matt] I like how it sounds like a hair dryer.
(Ken laughing)
(wind blowing)
- You'll just realize though,
the white one is missing the grill.
This grill right here.
Oh, it fell off in the box.
Hang on, hang on.
I got this.
I'll fix this product.
- [Ken] It needs some assembly.
- Anyone want to guess at how much the 3X Pod costs.
- [Matt] Cheaper than I thought.
$50.
- 38 bucks.
On sale right now.
- [Matt] 38 bucks I would get that strictly for the novelty
of putting that on the shelf.
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- Okay. Wait for it.
- [Matt] Yeah, there was no drop there.
- Okay. Wait for it.
Look, these are not amazing sounding speakers
but how cool is it
to have a giant AirPod?
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- [Ken] Austin?
- Yes.
- [Ken] I have a question for you.
- Okay. Hit me.
- [Ken] What is the thing
that is taking over the world right now?
What is the global sensation?
- Pokemon
- [Ken] Definitely not
- Bitcoin.
- [Ken] Nope.
- Anarchy
- [Ken] Close.
- Okay. Go ahead.
- [Ken] Austin.
What are we doing on a daily basis
that we haven't done
in times before?
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- Being depressed?
- [Matt] Yes. I've been doing that for 20 years.
- What am I wearing right now?
- A mask.
I mean
That's a big box.
Is that a giant mask or something.
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- [Ken] Also while a lot of your answers were correct
for what the global sensation is
for this year and last year.
You missed one.
- What's that?
- [Ken] Have you ever played the game Among Us?
- I've actually never played Among Us.
- [Ken] How?
I told you.
You're literally
the only person
on this planet has not played Among Us.
- Is this thing Among Us like cosplay or something.
(box unwrapping)
Okay. This looks like something from Black Mirror.
- [Ken] Need help there bud?
Oh. Oh, look at that.
How smooth. Wait.
No! No! No!
No! Oh, okay.
- That was Taekwondo.
- [Ken] No it wasn't...
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So this will protect you from everything in the world.
(Austin laughing)
- I know this is now.
(paper unwrapping)
(Austin laughing)
- [Ken] It looks stupider in person.
(Ken laughing)
- This is my life now.
You know am here.
- Hi Austin.
- Greetings Earthlings.
I come from the planet Vulcan.
It sounds so stupid from other...
You probably some fun to your own reference,
- [Matt] The one reference you got is the
"Back to the Future Reference."
- Oh, speaking of Back to the Future.
Hold on.
Wait, I got you.
I got you.
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- You got me the Adapts.
He got me the Adapts.
Oh my God! The Adapts.
Sorry. It's just kinda hard to talk.
If you zoom in right now, you'll see
that my nose is about an inch farther
into my face than it normally is.
(laughing)
This is not the most comfortable fit.
God. I got to say looking through this
it's like the worst lens ever.
- I could see like all of the warping
and stuff of the plastic.
- It's like,
I'm looking through a plastic like inflatable pool.
(all laughing)
- Why do they put gloves in the inside?
- I don't like. I don't like it.
These are the Nike adapts.
These are self-lacing shoes.
Oh my... Okay.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
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Well, look the lights.
The lights.
All right.
I just want to put them on.
I'm gonna just put them on now.
How do you do it?
Do you think you just push the button and it laces
- [Ken] Stand up.
(motorized whirring)
- This is it.
We've reached peak humanity.
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Greetings friends.
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You know 2021.
Not so bad.
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Greetings.
Can I order an earth drink please?
- I can't hear you.
- Know you're supposed
to keep six feet of distance from people.
I feel like people are keeping like
20 feet of distance from me right now.
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This is very warm.
This probably should have been ice.
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- [Ken] What are you doing?
- Would it have killed you if give me a straw.
- [Ken] No!
Thank you very much for watching
this episode of Mystery Tech.
Please subscribe.
Otherwise I will be forced to keep making videos like this.
Anyway,
thanks for watching.
Goodbye.
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