Ladies and gentlemen we present...
The Five Nights At Freddy's Song
All the kids are filing out
but I'm just showing up
for my first day at work.
I've always loved large animals
and I'm really into robots
and those
are just two of the perks.
Look
There's Bonnie the Bunny
Freddy the Bear
Chica the Chicken
or is she a duck...?
I don't care,
it's the whole gang.
Don't worry guys
I'm gonna keep you safe...
Look at my eyes,
everything's gonna be okay...
Uh, oh ok, you can stop looking into my eyes,
it's getting kind of creepy...
Ring ring, ring ring
Oh I'm getting a call, put it on speaker
Hello, hello friend
welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!
It's your first day on the job
I just wanted to call up and say
you are in no danger!
No danger whatsoever!
Nothing bad could ever happen to you here,
you are not going to be killed in any way
by any of the animatronics.
They're not going to drag you away,
they're not going to stuff you in any
Freddy Fazbear suit.
Your eyes aren't going to explode ou-
Excuse me?
Yes?
If I may, um, jump in -
the part about killing me,
could you clarify that?
I'm sorry, this is a pre-recorded message
you can't ask me any questions.
Anyway this is all a whole bunch of
elaborate backstory to basically
set up a game
that's just going to jump scare you
over and over again
so the whole world can see
what a man baby you are
and scream like a little girl!
Also, you should probably close that door...
Chica's in the window
Bonnie's leaning in
and judging by that camera
Freddy's not my friend.
They don't look so happy
but nothing can go wrong
if I keep both of these doors down
and all of the lights on...
The power's gone.
Five Nights at Freddy's
gettin' 120 a week
and they're not even responsible
for dismemberment
or injury!
I only need one night to know
that I don't want night two
or have my body
mangled, crushed, and stuffed
inside a Freddy Fazbear suit!
I'm not working five nights at Freddy's!
I'm quitting this job!
Who wants minimum wage
to get murdered by a robot mob?
I only need one night to know
that I don't want night two
or have my eyes pertrude
out of the eyeholes
of an animatronic suit.....
Eeeeeehhhh!!!