A new company is offering to fix up your Tinder profile and teach you how to flirt online
for fifty bucks an hour.
They also run a side business where they help dogs chase cars and lead horses to water.
Hi folks, welcome to The New Show, I’m Ross Everett
It can be hard to find
true love in the digital age.
Which is why millions of people are throwing away the notion in favor of
fleeting hookups with strangers on Tinder.
And with any burgeoning fad, companies are popping up to capitalize on it.
One of them being
TinderUs, who says that they can make your tinder profile look sharp and help you get
more matches for ONLY
fifty bucks an hour.
Once you sign up and add them on Facebook, their
team of experts will
choose your five best facebook photos, choose your main image, curate your profile tagline
from your profile, and give advice on opening lines.
(Whispered) Say: My love for you is only surpassed by my fondness of this
picture of you holding a tiger.
This is quietly brilliant.
Someone found a way to take their love of judgingly facebook stalking someone and MAKE
MONEY FROM IT by calling it
Tinder coaching.
Yes, “coach”, because what does a coach do if not help you score.
It’s like a
lion going after a limping gazelle if the
gazelle had too much money and not enough social skills and the lion had a
business degree from ASU.
Well, I don’t have a business degree from ASU, but I do have a business minor from
U of A so already I’m already slightly better off.
Which is why I decided to open up my own business and try my hand at Tinder coaching at a lower
price.
Field piece:
I’m here with Jared Oban from our Audience Development team and Jared needs a little
help with his Tinder profile
Love at first swipe
Ross: We did find one girl who loved your profile (Alex in a wig and a dress)
Jared: Are you paying Alex to dress up like a girl and date me?
Ross: No.
Alex shoots Ross a look
Ross: Well, yes, but just to go on a date with you.
The dressing up like a
girl part was all him.
Alex: I like
to feel pretty
So, guys, What’s your Tinder tag-line?
Let me know in the comments down below.
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Why do we still call them cell phones?
They’re so much more.
I’m Ross Everett and I want my money back.