-Welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody.
You're here. You made it. Thank you for watching at home.
What a great time to be in New York City.
Fall in New York! [ Cheers and applause ]
There's nothing better.
It's that special time when all the vomit puddles
on the sidewalk go from hard seltzer to hard cider.
You know what I'm saying? It's very exciting.
Well, guys, everybody's talking about this.
At a big Tesla event,
Elon Musk unveiled the prototype for a humanoid robot.
Yeah, and the robot showed off its human-like
walking skills when it entered.
Watch this.
Yeah. Yeah, that's great.
[ Laughter ] -What the...
-Billions of dollars on a robot that walks like
it just ate Chipotle.
It's like... ♪♪
-Guac extra. -Some news from overseas.
I heard that today at the Vatican,
Pope Francis met with Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook.
I guess when you're the pope and have tech issues,
that's who they send.
Meanwhile, Adam and Eve were like,
"Oh, so now we're cool with apples?
Interesting. Okay, good.
Interesting."
I saw that Kim Kardashian has agreed to pay a $1.3 million
fine for promoting cryptocurrency
without saying that she was being paid.
$1.3 million.
Fining Kim Kardashian $1.3 million
is like giving Elon Musk a parking ticket.
He's like, "Oh..."
I read that due to inflation,
single Americans are going on fewer dates.
You know it's bad when your date says,
"This could have been a Zoom."
Yep, thanks to inflation, single people are
going on fewer dates, so to make up for it,
we're all going to go on a date right now together.
[ Cheers and applause ] It's time for "Togethering."
Here we go.
♪♪
I'm worried that you're hotter than me.
Uh, hi.
I'll have the second-cheapest wine.
Thank you.
Wow, this is a very expensive restaurant.
I might have forgotten my wallet.
I haven't decided yet.
Thanks.
What's that? Sure, we can split something.
We'll split the soup.
I'll have the upper half,
and you'll have the lower.
Just so you know,
the bathroom was out of toilet paper before I went.
Just wanted...
How many siblings do you have?
Three? Me too! Oh, my God! That's so crazy.
What's your middle name?
No, never mind. It's too soon.
Have you seen "House of the Dragon"?
I haven't. Why would I bring that up?
I wonder if I can pull off a flirty wink.
Nope, I can't.
How many siblings do you have?
Oh, I already asked that one.
I'm going to get us both out of this.
I'm going get an emergency work call
right now and never come back.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-This has been...
-And, finally, people are talking about this.
At Paris Fashion Week,
Bella Hadid had her dress painted on.
[ Cheers and applause ] It was good, right?
Take a look at this.
♪♪ Yeah.
Amazing.
Yeah, when she walked the runway, people didn't know
if she was a supermodel or a Tesla robot.
We have a great show.