>> Modern Rogue, fancy box.
[gasps] There's bullets.
[laughing]
Yes, what the hell's going on here?
Is this an ice thing for ice bullets?
>> BRIAN: It is.
>> [gasps] Ice bullets!
>> BRIAN: Dude, they're whiskey bullets.
>> REX: Yeah! [Brian laughing]
[piano music]
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Alright this is a very special
feel good holiday Thanksgiving type of episode,
we got a new something something on the Scam Stuff store
and I wanted to give it to our resident whiskey sommelier,
Daniel Whittington and get his take on it.
Also, secretly this is unabashedly
a secret unboxing video for you guys,
but mainly, it's a gift giving video
because we care about our friends over at the whiskey tribe.
I don't know if you guys have seen
the new whiskey vault yet, but it is insane.
I thought the old whiskey vault was crazy,
the new one is insane.
[knocking]
>> DANIEL: Come on in.
>> Permission to enter the new whiskey vault?
My god this place is ridiculous. [laughing]
Okay, so I will give you
the hint-- >> That's for you.
>> that this is something whiskey related.
>> Oh, okay.
>> And I don't know, I'm very pleased with it,
we've been working on it for a while.
>> Okay, that's for you.
>> Okay, thank you very much. >> Cheers.
>> Cilantro.
Do you have any guesses?
>> With the shape?
>> Yeah, yeah, give me a sincere guess.
It's okay if you accidentally get it right.
>> I mean, it can't be a glass, it's too,
so flask, I'm going to guess--
>> But you do know it's, oh man, this is really good
by the way. >> I know, that's a blend
from Lost Distillery's.
So flask, maybe?
It's whiskey related?
>> Whiskey related.
>> Okay, chocolates?
>> They're whiskey related chocolates,
that would be a thing. >> Yeah,
you've ever done, this is not chocolates.
Oh, it says Modern Rogue, nice packaging.
>> Yeah.
>> How did you do that?
I need to find your packaging guy.
>> [laughs] Yeah.
>> Alright, oh! [laughing]
I know exactly what that is now.
>> One look, this is things to chill your whiskey, right?
>> Yes, indeed. >> Yes, it's bullets.
Oh, that's amazing, with a cartridge holder.
>> So I know that-- >> Hang on.
>> On our whiskey episode,
oh and I guess there's more in there, too.
>> Wait, wait, wait, yeah come on.
Wait, wait for it.
>> There ya go. >> One.
>> Okay, wait, so do you fill these with something
or do they just inherently get cold as metal
gets cold? >> That's right,
you put them all in the cartridge,
you put them in the freezer. >> The freezer.
>> Right, and then that way they don't water down the whiskey
and I know on our whiskey episode,
we talked about y'know, that good whiskey
is whiskey you like to drink.
>> Right. >> And for some people,
they like it on the rocks even though it gets watered down.
>> Well and in Texas you sometimes want something
that's not blazing high proof and warm
when it's a hundred degrees in the summer.
>> This is, this is what I wanted to get.
>> Yes, but you don't want to water down your whiskey
at the same time, so chilling your whiskey is a thing.
>> Well because I was always
feeling guilty >> For sure.
>> For kind of digging chilled whiskey, because I was afraid,
like I'm not getting the full flavor
out of this. >> No, no, no, no, no,
there are times when I drink whiskey with a lot of ice.
>> Yeah.
>> Especially in the summer in Texas,
you just got to pour the whiskey
accommodating what you're about to do with it.
>> Yeah.
>> Right, so if you know you're going to chill it
and bury some of the flavor, you have to pour a whiskey
that can stand up to that.
>> Oh, so if you have a more robust maybe smokier, peavier--
>> Or a richer woody bourbon,
then the chilled temperature won't bury everything.
Now chilled temperature doesn't bury sugar,
so it still tastes sweet.
>> Is there, is there too much of these?
Or I guess, again, I know whatever you like
is the answer >> Well you need to drink
with a friend.
>> Oh, that's right!
>> So I'm guessing I wouldn't put more than two or three
of those in there just for the--
>> Two or three a piece. >> Here's the one
question, though, I've got two questions.
>> Yes. >> One,
>> Well, is this going to shatter a Glencairn.
>> Only one way to find out. >> And two,
when you take a sip,
does it take a chunk out of your teeth?
>> Only one way to find out, we have to science this.
Oh! [clink]
Oh, God, I was convinced it was going to shatter then.
>> I've been hanging out with Rex too long.
[laughs]
What do you think, one or two?
>> Let's see two.
[clink]
>> Okay. >> And Glencairn.
I don't know, I think that might already be,
oh, they're wedged in there now, let's do it.
>> You'll never get them out. >> Try three.
>> Alright, Alright.
>> It's not chilled yet, but here's the experience.
>> Okay whether or not
you chip a tooth. >> It's significantly heavier.
>> I found myself so nervous just then.
>> About it falling
down onto you? >> Like the ice,
you know when ice backs up,
yeah. >> Yes, and it clomps
all over you. >> Yeah.
No, its not moving.
Wait, let's get it where it's, there we go.
>> Not bad?
>> I think it works.
>> Dude, that's awesome.
>> It's pretty rock 'n' roll
>> It's awesome. >> To have bullets
in your whiskey glass.
>> Well, it makes you just lean back
and feel like you're a Colombian arms dealer or something.
>> Yeah. [laughing]
Because who hasn't wanted to do that?
>> Dude, I just wanted to say thank you
for all you do for the Modern Rogue, thank you
so much, man. >> Yes, cheers,
and thank you guys.
>> Sriracha.
[laughs]
[clink]
>> DANIEL: Yeah.
>> BRIAN: There we go.
>> DANIEL: Ooh, that was sexy.
>> Dude, I'm so stoked that he dug it,
and I know it's a soft target,
I mean Daniel will be appreciative of whatever we give him
because he's awesome, but still,
to have like the sommelier of the whiskey tribe
be appreciative made me very, very happy.
Oh, shoot, speaking of which, we should do the ad thing.
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of course, everyone's doing Black Friday,
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We even have parts of my actual touring stage show
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We're super excited, every year is awesome
with Black Friday, this is our biggest week
of the entire year at Scam Stuff.
[gentle music]
>> Yo, nut wrinkle,
it's like the holidays and stuff, so I got you a thing.
[raspberry noise]
Such a sweetie, he'll love it.