facts verse presents the top 10 funniest
marriage tweets number 1 grant Tanaka
the Twitter user named grant tanaka had
something funny to say about a
conversation he had with his wife she
told him that she felt like every man on
earth is sharing the same brain after
she said that he thought to himself that
he couldn't think of a comeback because
it was not his turn to use the brain
number 2 jamie's break well james is the
father of a five-year-old daughter who
just wanted a few minutes to relax when
his daughter came in the room dressed as
the disney princess Elsa she said that
you're frozen he told his daughter that
he didn't have time to play at the same
moments his wife asked him to take out
the trash
his reply to his wife was I can't I'm
frozen number three Charles DeMars
Charles DeMars had a very awkward
experience at his neighborhood
supermarket
according to Charles his wife is much
better looking than she is so much so
that people don't believe they are
together when he was at the supermarket
the cashier put the plastic divider in
the middle of their groceries because
she was sure that they could never have
been a couple number four six-pack mom a
woman was watching her husband sleeping
peacefully she started thinking about
how much she loves him and that he was
her everything until he started snoring
it was then that she thought to herself
I can't live like this
number five Jeff a man named Jeff was
sitting down with his wife asked why are
you breathing like that he responded by
saying that only when you're married can
somebody question you for continuing to
live this one was actually pretty funny
number 6
James Break well here's another funny
marriage tweet by that user named James
Break well his tweet said that his wife
was reading the list of things that they
needed at the store and then she told
him to write it down he insisted that he
would remember after an hour he came
back from the store his wife asked what
he bought and he responded by saying a
and number seven Eric a user named Eric
tweeted that his wife was going to be
coming home after being on a trip for a
week he then asked if anybody knew what
he would be getting when she got home
most people would think that the answer
would be a gift or sex his response was
yelled at he was sure he was going to
get yelled at when she got home number
eight peace men on earth
this user stated that he and his wife
had been married for so long that she
was able to finish his sentences either
added that she could also supply the
beginning and middle of a sentences as
well he was basically saying that she
did all of the talking for him this
would bother some men however this user
seemed to be joking about the whole
thing so he's probably not being serious
about it or he's just accepted his fate
like I have number nine USU L a Twitter
user stated that she told her husband
but she really wanted a pet Hedgehog
well he shot down her idea by telling
her that they didn't need to get a
hedgehog she then stated that they were
picking up their new Hedgehog on
Thursday clearly she was happy that she
got her way and it was easier than she
thought number 10
James Break well here is yet another
witty tweet from James break well I'm
going to have to follow this guy on
Twitter in his tweet he stated that his
wife asked him what he was thinking
about well after finishing his daydream
about zombie ninjas fighting cyborg
Nazis from the future he told her that
he was thinking about her of the 15
tweets on this list this one definitely
deserves a stop in the top 10 funniest
marriage tweets number 11 mark this man
is very funny he tweeted that his wife
accused him of forgetting to run the
dishwasher again he told her no he
didn't forget while he was drinking milk
from a flower vase clearly he forgot to
run the dishwasher and there were no
clean glasses in the house why else
would a grown man drink from a flower
vase number 12
Floyd Floyd is a Twitter user who
obviously spends too much money his wife
told him to stop spending money on
stupid things
he agreed an hour later he comes home
with his dog who is wearing a tuxedo his
wife gets angry but he told her no the
dog is getting married yeah very funny
number 13 Zack Zack has clearly been
married for a while and he knows his
wife very well he says that you know
that you've been married for a long time
when your wife asks what's that one
person's name and that movie you know
about the thing and you can answer it
correctly he may have been exaggerating
however it is easy to understand what he
means number 14
James Break well yep he's back again
this guy can really show us that he has
some excellent insights on marriage this
time his wife stated that someone should
invent a laundry folding machine when he
said that he already had one he stopped
before he said it was called a wife when
he got a death stare from his wife she
changed his mind about it and he said
out loud that he was the laundry folding
machine nice save James number 15 6-pack
mom
the last tweet on this list is another
one from 6-pack mom she stated that her
husband and herself both secretly turned
the thermostat up and down and when
either persons questioned they deny it
completely
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