Chris: Crap, which way is it? I better hurry up!
Sargeant Mark? Is your creepy face in here?
Oh geez.
Why'd i have to be called up to authorities?
I'm the perfect role model guard!
I swear to god...
If his ugly yellow ass is not in here...
Sargeant: What was that about my ugly yellow ass?
*butt ninja is back*
Chris: Oh shit! It's you again!
???: Welcome! We've been expecting you!
*worst evil laugh ever*
*what the hell is his problem*
Umm...
That was my evil laugh.
It wasn't a stroke... Or...
You know what, just go sit your ass down in the corner...
Dumbass stick in the mud!
Chris: What's his problem?
Sargeant: No idea!
Chris: Ah crap! What's going on here?
Swagmaster, as dumb as you are...
Please come and save me!
Swagmaster6969696969: What is this bullshit?
This drink machine doesn't have beer!
Where's the good stuff?
What are these weird drinks?
Coke
Coke Coke Zero
Coke Coke Zero Diet Coke
Coke Coke Zero Diet Coke Sprite
Coke Coke Zero Diet Coke Sprite Solo?
God dammit, i didn't know our economy was this low.
Why so much coke and crap!
Screw it!
Coke Zero sounds like something i can get high on!
Talking vending machine?: Not enough coins.
Please insert one dollars and 95 cents more.
Swagmaster: I'm sick of your shit drink machine!
Greg: Hoo hoo! Top of the morning to you swagmaster!
How are we on this fine da-
Swagmaster: Dear god.
I'm so sorry drink machine!
Sorry for ever doubting you!
(: SMILEYFACE :)
Greg: God dammit...
Retards n' Guards
Swagmaster: Hmm, why is Chris taking so long?
Sargeant Mark isn't homo for Chris is he?
Did Chris run away?
Oh well, more booty for me!
Hey baby! Look at that booty!
Lady: Oh my god! Swagmaster: Show me that booty!
Swagmaster: Give me the booty! Lady: Go away creep!
Swagmaster: Sniping that booty!
Rofl Lol Lmao Lol Lol!
*ding ding ding*
???: Hello? This thing on?
Oh wow my voice sounds really sexy...
I mean, all who are listening...
This is a warning!
I have two very important people as hostages!
If no one tells me where this facilitie's money vault is....
I'm going
to blow
this whole
place u-
????: FU*K HER RIGHT IN THE P**SY
???: Oh wow, really?
Sargeant: Lol sorry, i just had to say that!
Swagmaster: Dafuq?
*punch*
Chris: This actually is an announcement for the new swag club!
And none of you are invited...
Cause you don't have the swag...
Oh yeah!
So hip hop...
Woo!
It's all fun he-
*gunshots*
Swagmaster: HOLYSHIT
WHATHASTHEWORLDCOMETO!?
CHRISWASINVITEDTOASWAGPARTY
BUTIWASNT!?
YOUSONOFAB*TCH
IAMTHEMOST...
SWAGGIESTPERSONINTHEWORLD!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
I'M SO PISSED!
I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
CHRIS AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!
I'm coming for u b**ches!
weerrw
Outta the way biotches!
Wait a minute... where the hell am i going?
ah crap...where is the swag party anyway
oh yoohoo! oh swaggy! i haven't seen you in ages!
it's been years since you came to the gay night club!
oh :D. swag:oh lord no
all the fun times we had. swag: NO NO NO NO NO NO
and i was all like gimme the booty!
but then it turned out to be chris's booty
oh boy, that was a fun night!
ahahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol
kiss me
oh god! your mouth tastes like ass
where'd my underwear go!?
and then you passed ou-
that was only once!
and i was drugged!
chris's booty wasn't as good as women either
wait, what the hell am i saying?!
i need to get out of here!
oh for the love of...
you have all fallen into my trap Chris: well no shit
im going to be rich
i am an evil genius!
Totally lady mcfag: Yes hello, this is lady mcfag.
I am sort of lost...
And i am wanting to go to your swag party...
???: Look lady there is no party...
Now why don't you go home-
and take your medicine.
mcfag: U FUKN WOT M8!?
HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR GOD DAMN ELDERS!
I'LL GET MY GRANNY ASS AND SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT!
GRANNY ISN'T MAKING ANYMORE COOKIES FOR YOU CHUBBY CHINS!
???: Look lady mcfag i don't even...
mcfag: DAFUQ DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
I AM GONNA COME OVER
AND SHOVE TWO CHOPSTICKS UP THAT ASS AND...