(pop music)
- It's like even though I know it's impossible,
sometimes I still think I might be on the Truman Show.
(ladies laugh)
- Anyway.
Didn't you guys say that you had some single friends
at this party?
- Oh, yeah.
Oh but trust me, you're too good for them.
- Oh, what?
- Oh, yeah.
You're way too good to date any of our friends.
- I mean I guess that's a compliment, but like really?
All of them?
I mean, what about?
What about this guy?
- Oh Mark.
Yeah, I've known him since we were kids.
He is so funny.
- Okay.
- But he's also super arrogant, afraid of commitment,
and doesn't believe in holidays.
- What?
That's insane.
Okay, what about this guy?
- Oh Rauger.
We met in college.
And honestly, we had one of the most meaningful hikes
of my entire life together.
- That's so nice.
- But he is a narcissist, only reads Ayn Rand,
and doesn't believe in holidays.
- What?
That's crazy.
Why are you friends with these people?
- They're good friends.
- Totally fine.
- They just make for bad partners.
- Okay.
What about this guy?
He's literally petting a puppy?
- Oh Grugery, yes.
That is the dog that he got from the rescue center.
- Oh.
- He's so smart, super successful, and insanely funny.
- He's just a really fun guy.
But he also steals from department stores,
thinks reading is consumerist,
and cheats on all his girlfriends.
- And he doesn't believe in holidays.
- What the fuck guys?
Why are you friends with these people?
- Look they're just our friends.
Sometimes we don't see them for weeks or even months.
They just pop in and out of our lives,
and we see them in the context in which we enjoy them.
- But a partner?
You gotta know that you can rely on them.
You need to know that they are solid.
That they complete you.
- Man, that is some shit Krogery would say.
- He is the best.
- He is a bad listener.
- The life of the party.
- He doesn't believe in medicine.
- Amazing chef.
- Will break your heart in an instant.
Never let your guard down around him.
(moans and groans)
- Why do we do this?
Why do we permit our friends
to be fine to us
and terrible to their significant others?
Today is the day that this stops.
That we demand that our friends be better.
That they're good to everyone in their life.
- So, is Rekha single or what?
- Oh my God, Rekha is awesome.
But she's super judgemental.
She collects all this intel about people
before she even knows them
which is understandable sometimes.
But other times, it's just wrongful.
And it prevents her from being in a relationship.
- Yikes.
(laughs)
Baggage much.
- Yeah, all my friends are terrible.
- Ah, these aren't.
- Okay, what about this one?
(dog howls)
Oh, that bad.
God, everything sucks.
- Hi, I'm Rekha from College Humor.
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