Welcome back ya legends.
Today we’re looking at
the world of jetpacks.
An expensive and complicated way to fly
that is maybe too risky
for the average consumer.
It's my personal opinion that
Jetpacks have never been
as cool as they were in the movie
the Rocketeer.
That movie was deep fried gold.
But I’ll stay open minded.
This jetpack looks pretty good.
Oh, I think there’s gonna be a race.
This feels like an insurance nightmare.
All right blasty blast
and he’s up!
So far, all sweet.
He does a graceful spinny spin.
Aaaand he’s oooooff.
Yeah, he's off.
Fuck me the car has been left for dead
by the modern Rocketeer bastard.
I think.
I dunno. I can’t see that far.
This looks like fresh footage.
It’s a jetpacking Tik Toker.
What a weird occupation
some may say.
Not for 2020.
This is some fair dinkum
Tony Stark level tech
right here.
This young fella
is a dodgy government's wet dream
[Tony Stark: Oh yeah, I can fly.]
Look at this fucken cool thing.
There’s the Iron Man bazooka
glove jet thingos
and the dope AF kite pants
are to die for.
I mean, yeah nah nah nah,
it’s still not as cool as The Rocketeer,
but I’ll admit
it’s an impressive setup.
You can go hunting for moss…
if Moss Hunting
is a hobby you partake in.
Nah, he’s loving it.
Seriously,
the government is gonna get to him.
They will.
Yeah, there we go.
This jetpacking Tik Toker has been corrupted.
He’s showing off at a military parade
with his jetpacky board,
and assault rifle,
and helmet.
His helmet even has a dashcam.
That’s handy for safety reasons.
He is a fully equipped
Mandalorian motherfucker.
Water-based jetpackery has come a long way.
Kind of.
Nah not for him.
Ah shit, he’s getting laughed at
in the studio.
You know, sometimes I think,
somewhere, in a parallel universe
we’re all
getting laughed at
in a studio.
Anyway, he’s back up!
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes
with a giant hose connected to it.
Is the hose like training wheels
in the jetpack world?
You have to use it
until you get better
and you can become a fully equipped
militant Mandalorian motherfucker?
Actually, I don’t think the hose
is training wheels.
It’s another style.
Like Australian Football or American Football.
Different styles of Football.
OHH!
That’s better than The Rocketeer.
I’ll admit it
on this one occasion.
Oi, we need to pay tribute
to the DIY scientists.
They’re the ones always expediting progress.
Like this guy.
He looks like an idiot
with a dumb idea.
I’m getting a lot of
Caractacus Potts vibes.
But let’s see how he goes.
It is incredibly underwhelming.
But that’s the way
the science cookie crumbles.
At first you fuck up,
but you get up,
and talk about
how not to fuck up the next time.
Yep, this also looks like a shitty idea.
But I’d count it as a breakthrough
in the overall world of jetpacking.
It’s a breakthrough.
It’s progress to make your arsehole
really sticky.
It helped get the human race
to where it is today.
There’s a bottom.
If I wanna be a stick in the mud
I’d say there’s a severe lack
of safety work wear going on here,
but this is how sheilas in countryside America
roll.
I’m also uncertain if this a jetpack.
But bugger it,
let's enjoy it.
I need to enjoy stuff.
It’s got engines.
It’s propelling her into the atmosphere.
It’s bloody jetpacky enough.
I’m seriously impressed.
I wanna know
where this sunny lake in America is.
Where the youth of today gather
and flex their knowledge of recreational rocket science.
Coz to me,
nothing says America’s heartland
like sun, sand,
a few frosty cold ones
and a spot of physics.
I’m gonna consider this video
the 2020 remake of the Rocketeer.
Fuck yeah Bikini Science Sheila,
fuck yeah mate.
Land it.
Go on, stick the landing.
Yeah please land.
Don’t be a fail video.
Nah she got it.
Yep nailed it.
She’s happy.
We’re all happy.