What's up guys, hope you're doing well.
If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate.
Things I'm just...
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For example, This is Us the TV show.
Great TV Show.
Love it!
I didn't cry.
I'm a grown man.
My heart's hardened.
I've seen OZ.
Full frontal male nudity.
They have a character named Randall.
Randall is this little black kid, raised by white people.
No Problem!
White people doing the good thing.
I like it.
Here's my problem.
Light-skinned at birth and 77 shades darker when he's an adult.
You just went from Chris Brown to Akon.
How?
I like both actors.
Y'all couldn't find a charcoal baby?
Every time they do the flashback scenes I'm just thinking:
"How did he get that dark?"
"Was this an episode they didn't show"?
"Are we gonna find in season 2 about this...or"
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When someone says they had a bad dream about you.
Ok...
Do you want me to do something?
I don't...why are you telling...what!?
My dad will always tell me the dreams he has about me.
And I'm always dying for some reason.
I don't know what this is supposed to mean, but dad...
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Similarly, people who say have a safe flight.
I literally cannot control that, at all.
I don't fly it, so I can't control whether it's safe...or not.
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Females watching this video, take a seat.
We need to talk.
This has gone too far.
Let's talk about the silent bail.
The silent bail is when you set plans with a girl.
She agrees upon said plans.
And then the day of these plans, she bails.
No warning.
No response.
The silent bail.
This is the worst type of bail.
It leaves hope.
False hope, the worst type.
Because for the guys, we're wondering:
Are you ok?
Did you die?
Why are you Snapchatting?
All of these questions need to be answered.
We'd rather you just not set plans with us in the first place.
Shouts out to all the girls who are like: "I'm not interested."
I'm not looking for anything."
And shouts out to the guys who hear that and don't go crazy and kill someone.
Leave a comment down below.
Have you been silently bailed upon?
Or are you the one doing the silent bailing?
Wow.
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For those of you who don't know, I like the Florida Gators cause I went to UF.
Go Gators.
The Orlando Magic because I was born in Orlando, and the Dallas Cowboys because I'm an American
citizen.
With that being said, Orlando Magic.
DAHECK are you doing?
What?
How?
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And since we're on sports.
Falcons!
DAHECK.
C'mon man.
I'm just getting over the fact that y'all lost that game.
I hate Tom Brady!
I was getting ready to talk so much trash.
I was calling people at halftime.
And you know what happened?
They called me back after the game.
Because of that game, you made him the best quarterback of all time.
Devonta Freeman ran for over 300 yards against my high school, the reason we don't have a
state championship.
And y'all wanna pass the...
...see...
...and y'all wanna pass the ball.
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I'm about to cancel my gym membership because they won't let me play in the 35 and up men's
league...because quote
"you don't play like us."
First of all, I don't like that tone cause it was coming from a white guy.
They said I play too fast for them.
Wow.
I will say this I was crossing over a majority of them with ease.
But that's no reason to boycott me, or have me boycotted.
Is it a tariff?
I'm at that weird point where's it's like, I'm either playing against high-schoolers
and dominating or I'm playing against old men and actually breaking their ankles.
There's no like in-between.
Where is the out-of-college league.Where is that league at?
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They have a new Dos Equis guy.
What happened to the old guy?
And how are there two most interesting men?
Did they need to diversify?
Did he die?
Cause if he did and I'm saying this...that's kinda messed up...and I need to edit it out.
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I recently bought a hard drive, OK.
4 terabytes, that's 4,000 gigabytes.
You know I make videos.
I need space.
But why, when I format this hard drive.
4 terabytes.
It's only 3.6 terabytes of space useable.
DAHECK happened to the other, where is 400 gigabytes?
What!?
I didn't pay for 3.6 terabytes.
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But that's all I got for this week.
I asked you guy's on Snapchat what you were not about that life and here's what you had
to say:
When you go to the dentist office and they insist on asking you questions that aren't
one word answers.
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My daughter picked out a $750 prom dress.
Hah!
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When you order stuff online on Friday, but you gotta wait until Monday for it to get
shipped.
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When daylight savings ends right before dead week.
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Cowboys giving away all our defense.
I am really...
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Great stuff, this room is hot.
I'm about to go in the air-conditioning.
But until next time, press the like button.
I make new videos every Sunday.
No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.