yep i got team white team white team white
watch
oh what are you doing come on what that's what she's trying to do she's trying to do
i'm just going to give my hair tight
hey hold on real quick bro just come get me in the chopper i got something to do real
quick what are you doing mama is your man still there
damn babe you looking good in your fashion nova i just need you to choose yes or no uh
yes yes are you sure you sure you want the yes are you positive 110 150 are you sure
are you positive oh my gosh
you could have got a noodle but now you get a shopping spree so uh where are we going
i'll take this and bye hey wait all right babe so on the count of three let's both make
ugly faces all right you make ugly faces yes okay one two on the count of three i'm ready
i'm waiting for you to get something on the count of three are you ready one on the count
of three
are you saying a monkey
hey baby uh can i go ahead and head over because i need to get what where are you
oh man did you just sneeze on me that's freaking disgusting what are you talking about snotty
are you trying to hit me with the pillow damn why wouldn't you why would you sneeze on me
let's see how smart my girlfriend is babe i have a test for you are you ready for this
test if it's something about brains i'm really smart so don't test me are you sure what let
me see you get one line to make this into a six can you do it please obviously just
write an ass not that hard
six today we're going to be seeing how well my girlfriend listens okay babe repeat everything
i say if you never
blue green yellow blue green yellow pink yellow white pink yellow white what color is the
grass green okay i'm gonna say it again orange white yellow orange white yellow red green
orange red green orange pink purple blue pink purple blue what color is the grass green
oh my gosh all right guys my girlfriend does not listen because at the beginning of this
i said repeat everything i say so you're supposed to repeat and say what color is the gray you
asked me a question but you're supposed to repeat it she didn't get it
babe pronounce what i say t-w-e t-w-a t-w-o two t-w-o two
babe can you pick this up like you're just leaving boxes everywhere i'm tired of being
the only one who watches dishes really it's like this is ridiculous
babe move i'm trying to watch love island move
babe can you do me a favor can you please go give me some coffee please give me massage
tonight let's go oh can't forget about my invisalign you expect me to cook clean and
you just leave it messier i'm over it
bro destiny what are you doing come on
it's not that hard to find your gum no damn well you have so much stuff back here you
can't everything's in the way bro what are you grabbing a basketball player i'm trying
to look for it there's too much stuff back here what is all this like what the heck man
oh my god what is that what what happened bet call the police right now babe call the
police here call him babe hurry up and call him somebody stole your ass
hello
yeah nah it's all good
yeah no she not gonna trip like you can bring her through too
oh did she got a fatty she got a fatty boy stop playing
hello yeah i'm just getting up right now ah you haven't even opened my eyes here let me
open them
who the [ __ ]
okay so my boyfriend gets back in the car i'm gonna pretend that i'm on the phone and
i'm going to refer to him as my friend hello
um i can't right now maybe tomorrow
oh no i just went um really quick to go grab some ice cream with my friend i'll just talk
to you later though okay all right bye what are you talking about okay babe so i have
a challenge for you okay okay first things first spread your arms as far as you can okay
that's good now put your arms on top of your head my arms or my hands your hands on top
of your head now put them on your waist now touch your knees
now touch your toes
and spill run run yes are you in okay now touch your toes and spell run no i'm not doing
it
let's see how smart my brother is all right bro how smart are pretty smart you're smarter
than a fifth grader yeah all right you get one marker you get 10 seconds okay 10 seconds
that's it
make this six wait what you mean making six make it six make it six like how i'm making
six
making it six i will make this a six what are you doing can't do it all right i gotta
show them now guys so now this is what you do
six the [ __ ] outta here bring me some toilet paper please bring me some toilet paper hurry
up please
then hurry i have diarrhea
all right hurry
you're though
i got it
damn all you do is eat hot cheetos and give me attitude and what about it damn ate that
whole bag of chips in two seconds stupid it's the pigtails for me it's the three hairs on
your upper lip for me it's the fake chain for me
i got my tattoos at 14 years old for me okay it's the i can't talk right because i haven't
visit mine for me it's the what are you trying to do here look like a goat for me okay hey
look i ain't even gonna title no more guys she's looking fine you know what i'm saying
in her fashion
babe okay so you're trying to go for round two hey what are you looking for my phone
you don't know where your phone's at find it funny you don't know where it's at look
in front of you
how many likes does this have to get in order for you to give me a baby 10 million do me
a favor and like this 10 questions couples edition who starts the most arguments who
apologizes first after an argument who has the most dread who is always little spoon
in bed who has the most money who has the worst morning bread who's most cranky in the
morning who wants to have a baby right now who is the biggest baby in the relationship
who loves the other one most