(exciting opening music)
(kart engines)
- [Shiloh] The Enchanted Forest.
Win the race, win the theme park.
- [Judah] Coming through.
(car horn)
- [Judah] Coming through. Thank you.
- [Elijah] Judah. What kind of kart is that?
That's the worst kart you could of picked.
- [Judah] Please.
Everyone knows, the dumbest looking car, always has the best
racing stats.
Boom. Picked the stupidest one I could find.
- [Shiloh] Okay.
Mom sent us here to win the Enchanted Forest.
So all we have to do is win the Grand Prix.
Don't worry, because we're the only ones who know about it.
(kart engine)
- [Bowser] Well, well.
Look who showed up just to lose.
- [Shiloh] How did they know to be here?
- [Daisy] Why'd you show up just to lose?
- [Bowser] No. You guys showed up to lose.
- [Mary] But you said that right as you were driving in,
so it sounded like you were planning on losing.
- [Bowser] No No!
You guys showed up just to lose.
Let's race.
(kart engines revving)
(Race music opening)
- [Daniel] There will be three rounds.
And the racer with the most points at the end of
the three races, wins the Grand Prix
and the Enchanted Forest.
- [Josiah] I want a friendly game and have fun.
- [Daniel] Also. I've hidden boxes with weapons
you can use against your enemies.
- [Josiah] Any questions?
- [Micah] Um yeah, actually, I have a question.
- [Josiah] Starting in.
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines revving)
(signal alarm ringing)
(karts skidding) (engines roaring)
- [Judah] Wait, why isn't it going?
- [Josiah] You, you got to push the go button.
- [Judah] Go button - [Josiah] It's the Go button.
(Judah making engine sounds)
- [Josiah] No, no, no, no. That's the go back button.
- [Judah] Back button.
- [Daniel] Ah. It's a newbie.
- [Judah] Huh. Oh, thanks.
(Judah making kart sounds)
- [Daniel] They're totally going to loose.
- [Josiah] Totally.
(exciting race music)
(kart engines)
- [Daniel] Bowser's passing the shoe, he's in the lead.
(exciting race music)
- [Shiloh] Power boxes.
(power box sound effects)
- [Shiloh] Mushroom?
What am I supposed to do with- Ahhh.
(speed effect sound)
(exciting race music)
- [Elijah] Oh yes. Yah!
(boomerang sound effects)
- [Elijah] Ah. (kart screeching)
- [Daniel And Josiah] Oooh.
- [Josiah] It's all in the wrist.
- [Daniel] Yeah, it's, you gotta get the flick.
(exciting race music)
- [Judah] Did he just take my box?
- [Josiah] Did he just steal his box?
- [Micah] Wonder what I got.
(power box sound effects)
- [Micah] A banana peel?
I guess I'll just...
Whoa!
(kart screeching)
- [Judah] What the heck?
Who just leaves a banana peel, in the middle of the road?
- [Micah] Oooh.
- [Elijah] Hey. I'm in first place. Ha-ha.
(boomerang effect) (kart screeching)
(kart engines)
- [Elijah] Okay. I can recover from this.
(boomerang effect)
(kart engines)
- [Elijah] Okay seriously, who is throwing these?
(boomerang effect)
- [Elijah] Don't you dare.
(boomerang effect)
(kart engines)
- [Shiloh] How did you know to be here?
- [Bowser] Shy Guy told us.
(speed boost effect)
- [Bowser] Ah-ha-ha-ha!
- [Shiloh] Shy Guy?
- [Josiah] You're going the wrong way.
You're, you're going the opposite direction you need to go.
- [Judah] I'm trying,
my kart isn't going where it's suppose to go.
- [Josiah] Do, do you see the sign?
- [Judah] I see the sign.
- [Josiah] Do you see the sign?
- [Judah] I see the sign.
- [Josiah] You know what, I'm just going to pick you up.
- [Judah] Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, here we go. Okay.
Thank you.
(exciting race music)
(boomerang effect)
(kart engine screeching)
(boomerang effect)
(kart engine screeching)
(kart engines)
(spooky ghost cackling)
- [Elijah] Hey, Micah, isn't that the haunted mansion
where you saw all those ghosts at?
- [Micah] I don't want to talk about it okay.
(kart engine)
- [Daniel] That's right, there are real ghosts in there,
aren't there.
- [Josiah] Yeah, there are.
- [Daniel] That's terrifying.
- [Josiah] That's horrible.
(chuckling)
(exciting race music)
(kart engines)
(bell dinging)
(kart screeching)
- [Bowser] I won the first race. Loser.
(laughing)
- [Bowser] Prepare to lose the second.
- [Shiloh] Where are all my teammates?
- [Judah] Did I do it?
Did I win?
- [Shiloh] What happened?
- [Mary] I thought I was driving Donkey Kong's kart.
When he went left, I went left.
When I went right, he went right.
It was about half way through, I realized I was looking
at the wrong kart.
- [Shiloh] All right. We cannot let them win
the Enchanted Forest.
We have to crush them in round two.
- [Micah] Alright everybody.
This, is a piece of paper.
- [Mary] Oh my gosh.
- [Micah] There's more.
- [Mary] No.
- [Micah] On it, is a map.
We have to take these turns better.
- [Bowser] My grandma does better then you guys.
- [Micah] What are you guys even doing here anyways?
- [Bowser] We're here to trash talk you
and call you mean names.
- [Donkey Kong] Yeah, and Shy Guy says that Judah stinks.
(laughing) - [Wario] Nice one!
- [Elijah] Oh, I hate those guys.
- [Shiloh] Who is that Shy Guy anyway?
- [Elijah] Yeah. And why is he wearing a mask?
It's like, really hot outside.
- [Bowser] I don't know.
He's just a,
Shy
Guy.
It's what he does.
- [Shiloh] All right. Save your power ups for when they
matter.
Micah, keep your eyes on the track.
Judah, drift on your turns.
Let's do this.
(race music opening)
(kart engines revving)
- [Daniel] Are you ready?
For round 2.
- [Judah] Why am I in the back of all the cars?
- [Josiah] It's because you came in last,
in the previous race.
- [Judah] What?
you're punishing me for doing badly?
I was already punishing myself.
- [Josiah] Starting in.
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines revving)
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines revving)
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines revving)
(signal alarm ringing)
(kart screeching)
(kart engines)
(kart stalling)
- [Micah] Ooh.
It's cause I started on 3, instead of 2.
- [Link] Me too, it's an ignition thing.
- [Micah] I don't get it.
(kart engines)
(exciting race music)
(power box effect)
- [Micah] Let's see what I got here.
3?
Why would I need 3?
I dunno, I guess I'll just...
(speed boost effect)
(Micah screaming)
(exciting race music)
(boomerang effect)
(alert sound effect)
(crashing sound)
- [Link] What? Did you just block my power up with your
power up?
(Shiloh laughing)
- [Judah] Okay, let's see what I got.
A coin? What am I suppose to do with a coin?
- [Josiah] Are those real gold?
- [Daniel] Yeah, yeah, they are.
They're for the racers.
(exciting race music)
(boomerang effect)
- [Shiloh] This Shy Guy knows exactly what were gonna do.
- [Elijah] I know. It's like they know our strategy.
- [Judah] A shortcut.
(kart crashing)
- [Judah] Not a shortcut. Got it, not a shortcut.
(exciting race music)
(boomerang effect)
- [Daniel] Ah yes. The blue shell, takes out whoever is
in first place.
(kart screeching)
- [Bowser] Ha. Why'd you break, that was stupid. Ah-Ha-Ha.
(loud explosion) (kart screeching)
(kart engine)
- [Daniel And Josiah] Oooooh!
- [Daniel] That's racing!
(power box effect)
- [Judah] If I get one more, silly dumb coin,
I'm going to be upset.
I'm upset.
- [Josiah] Oh my goodness.
Did you fall off the racetrack?
I hate it when this happens. Let me help you.
- [Bowser] Thanks man.
- [Josiah] Yup. Here you go.
(kart engine)
(Josiah laughing)
- [Daniel] Did you just help the bad guy?
- [Josiah] No, I just-
Well it's our job. It's our job.
No, he fell off the racetrack and I had to help him.
(exciting race music)
(crashing into kart)
- [Daniel And Josiah] Oooh!
- [Josiah] Whoever the Shy Guy is, they're great at racing.
(kart engines)
(exciting race music)
(bell dinging)
- [Daniel] Looks like this race is coming down to
Shy Guy and Shiloh.
- [Josiah] Shy Guy's in the lead.
And the only hope for team Mario, is Shiloh.
(kart engines)
- [Judah] Jeez, Zelda got third.
- [Link] My names not Zelda!
- [Judah] Zelda's really angry today.
- [Elijah] Shiloh, you placed 4th, which means if you don't
place 1st in this next one,
we lose.
Here's the deal, Shiloh is the only one with enough
points to win.
That means if any of us gets first, we lose.
If she gets first, the whole team wins.
- [Micah] Alright, here's the new strategy.
We all have to make sure that Shiloh gets first,
whatever we can.
- [Elijah] Right.
- [Judah] Wait, Mary how'd you get second?
- [Mary] I found shortcuts.
- [Elijah] What? This place has shortcuts?
- [Mary] Yup.
- [Elijah] Okay. Where are they?
- [Mary] Oh. I forget.
- [Micah] Okay. Okay, Mary, just point to it on the map,
where are the shortcuts?
- [Mary] They were after the start and before the finish.
Yup.
(everyone groaning)
- [Shiloh] Who is that Shy Guy anyway?
- [Elijah] Yeah. And how do they know us so well?
- [Judah Gasping] What if it's Ned? My dentist.
- [Micah] Judah, Ned's like 6'4" and 73 years old.
He looks nothing like that.
- [Judah] You're right. Well, I don't know.
But whoever it is, they sure are sus.
- [Shiloh] What did you just say?
- [Judah] Huh? Oh, Just that the person in all red
really is sus.
- [Shiloh] I know who you are Shy Guy.
Or should I say,
Britney.
(dramatic music)
(everyone gasping)
- [Mary] Wait, it's not Ned the dentist?
- [Britney] I heard you guys were going to be racing
for the Enchanted Forest.
Not if I win first.
- [Elijah] Oh, she's going down.
(race music opening)
(kart engines revving)
(dramatic music)
- [Daniel] The 3rd and final race starts in
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines)
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines)
(countdown sound effect)
(kart engines)
(signal alarm ringing)
(exciting race music)
- [Daniel] Come on!
(Daniel makes odd sounds)
- [Daniel] Oh. No. I wet my cloud.
(chair scooting away)
- [Micah] They're blocking her. Shiloh needs my help.
Three red shells?
(angelic orchestral music)
- [Micah] Oh.
Yeah.
(dramatic techno music)
- [Daniel] There it is.
That's the wrist thing I was talking about.
(exciting race music)
- [Mary] Shiloh, turn left!
Turn left!
- [Shiloh] Thank you!
(exciting race music)
- [Daniel] Oh, this is making me nervous.
This is coming down to the very edge.
(exciting race music)
- [Micah] Britney is just to far ahead, we need something
to slow her down.
- [Judah] Okay. Please be something good.
Oh Yeah.
(loud explosion) (Judah screaming)
(exciting race music)
(slow motion boomerang effect)
(kart screeching)
(Shiloh laughing)
(exciting race music)
- [Judah] Ha-Ha-Ha, Nice.
(dramatic race music)
- [Daniel] Come on. She can do this. She can do this.
(kart engines)
(dramatic music)
- [Elijah] Come on.
- [Micah] You got this.
(dramatic music)
(intense dramatic music)
(kart engine)
- [Daniel] And Shiloh wins!
(Danial and Josiah cheering)
- [Daniel] Incredible racing!
(exciting victory music)
(upbeat techno music)
- [Britney] Well this trip was a giant waste.
- [Wario] Hey guys, they're handing out
participation trophies.
- [Together] Shut up. Dude come on really.
- [Wario] At least I did better than Zelda.
(upbeat techno music)