"I SZECHUAN YOUR PEPPER!"
"AND MAPO YOUR TOFU."
Haha Ling Ling!
What can I get for you sir?
Yes, could I please get the mushroom soup
and the sirloin steak?
Medium-well please.
Anything else?
And also red wine!
And then he said to me like that's inappropriate. And then he said to me like that's inappropriate.
And then he said to me like that's inappropriate.
Like oh my god, can't you take a joke?! Like oh my god can't you take a joke?!
Like oh my god can't you take a joke?!
*fast forward*
Are you practicing?
Of course!