- I have to lead with this,
my kids are gonna be so mad,
they're obsessed with you.
They watch Nailed It, my kids literally
that's all I see them watching on their iPad.
It's you and deep, that's all they watched, yeah.
They're obsessed with it,
it's a great show. - Well, don't let them
watch my special.
- Okay, I won't.
- Yeah, it'd be bad.
- It'd be different.
- No, they're obsessed with you though.
They're, I just think it's awesome like how many
different people you reach, like with your comedy,
like that's a different area and like with Nailed It
and then Grand Crew, this new thing,
like it's just, you're like everybody loves you in all these
different pockets. - Oh my God.
- I'm just saying,
it's very cool. - Thank you.
What a lovely treat
- It's hard. - to leave my house
and get these compliments. - Exactly.
Well, it's hard to impress and keep the attention
of five and seven year olds, okay.
So well done. - Thank you.
- But I did hear that you referenced my song, Breakaway
during your standup special,
so should I think you or should I be scared?
That means be scared.
- No, don't be scared.
Okay, so I do a bit about Karens and
- Oh yes, okay.
- I was like-- - Wait, I am not,
I'm not a Karen. - no, no,
you're not a Karen. - Oh okay.
- No, no, no. - Jesus, okay.
- You're a Kelly Clarkson.
- I am not a Karen. - You're not.
- Okay.
- So on the way to this show in Brooklyn
the day before I taped the special
Breakaway came on and I was like,
oh, that's a good lyric to tell a Karen,
take a chance,
- To start to change. - Make a change
and breakaway. - Yes.
- But I misquoted it in the special and I laughed at myself
and I forgot I could reset and say it again.
So it's said incorrectly in the special.
- Oh. - I misquote you fully.
- Welcome to like, most of my shows,
like I, people, I love that my favorite thing
and fans will be like, oh, she made it special for us.
And I'm like, nope, just forgot the lyrics, that's all.
Just flat out forget 'em.
- It's hard. - So don't worry,
you're in good company.
So wait, how is dating 'cause now that you know,
things are coming back to normal, do you use apps,
are you in?
- Oh, I'm on so many apps and I gotta say, dating's bad.
(audience laughing)
It's not good.
- It's still bad.
- It's awful. - Okay.
- You're like, - Yeah.
- I just, the apps are terrible.
The men are just trash, not to be rude,
but like - Okay, that's honest.
- Yes, just being very honest. - Keeping it real.
- This one man on the app,
he was like let me buy you something expensive.
And I was like, ooh, a vintage car
and then he unmatched me and I was like,
why did you offer, you know?
- It's your problem.
- Yeah.
- I see this as a you problem.
- Yes.
Another man had screenshots of his bank account
and I was like, - What?
- yeah and so I picked a number higher
than what he had posted and I was like,
I only talk to men with this amount of money
and he's like, I have more.
I was like,
sir, you're thirsty in a way that I don't like.
- Yeah, that's desperation. - Yeah,
more desperate than me and I was like--
- You know what's kind of cool about that though?
You really weed out, you don't waste your time.
- No. - Yeah, you can really weed,
I've never thought - Yes.
- about it that way.
- Yeah, yeah, my time's very valuable.
- Yeah and it is though!
- Is it? - It's like
if I'm gonna take a minute to go out,
look, I, we're busy people.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
How did you decide what pictures to post
and what to write in your dating profile?
'Cause I feel like you gotta be honest, right?
- Yes.
- 'Cause you're gonna show up, they're gonna see you,
they're gonna know.
Yeah.
- Yeah, so I show the whole body,
I let them know that I'm a big gal, you know?
Well, my profile says I'm a THOT
and then I say the happiest out there.
- The happiest out there.
That's not what it.
- That's not what,
that's not what it's for. - That's not what it
stands for. - No,
I chose a different wording for the acronym.
- I love it.
- Also it says, I love to tee hee, hee
'cause I love to laugh and then I said fat yet flexible.
(audience laughing)
You know, you just got
to let them know. - Yeah, yeah.
But you got to be honest, yo right?
- Yes. - So you do that,
I like that. - So I do have a picture of me
doing a split on a hot dog held by Guy Fieri someone.
- Oh my God.
This is - Right?
- I've got to be honest with you,
if I'm a dude or whatever you're into,
girl, if I'm flipping through and I'm like,
that's someone I want to date.
- Right?
- That's funny. - She's fun.
- She's fun. - She's flexible.
She loves Guy Fieri. - We are gonna
have a good time, yeah.
- He's a great person, I wish he was single.
He's not.
- Okay, wait, so you have a new show
that I want to talk about. - Yes.
- It's called Grand Crew and it's on NBC.
So what is this show about?
- So I think it's like a mixture between like Cheers,
Living Single and Friends, it's.
- Love Living Single. - Right?
- Yeah, yeah.
It's just six friends living their lives
on the east side of LA.
We talk about love and how,
you know, men are always like sensitive,
but these boys are sensitive
and honestly the best part was
I had worked with most of them before.
- Yeah. - So we already had this
natural rapport going.
Yeah, it was truly a dream
and I think people are gonna like it.
So I hope they watch it. - I think,
I'm telling you, you have pockets all over,
everybody loves you.
I just think it's really cool that you reach so many people.
I think that's really - Thank you.
- rare, I don't think a lot of people do that.