♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
(silence)
- "Just Cause 3."
- "Just 'Cause 3."
- I've heard a lot about this game.
It's like... if you were playing GTA,
but you were also taking meth.
- It's an open world game where you can blow up everything.
- I've played a little bit of this before.
But we were killing so many people, and I was shooting myself
all kinds of places and nothing would kill me.
- I have this. I got it for Christmas.
You can blow everything up. It's so much fun.
- (Di Ravello) I cannot sit idly by as these--
- What a nice shirt he has. It's really touristy.
- (Sheldon) Can you believe this guy, Rico?
- (Pierce) ETA to LZ: four minutes.
- (Sheldon) Mornin', Sunshine!
- Oh! That's the guy who I'm gonna be playing as.
- (Sheldon) Wake up, Rico! Show time.
- I feel like he's a gritty, modern-day cowboy.
- (Rico) Where's the good stuff? - What's the good stuff? Guns?
Give it to me. What is it?
- (Rico) This is for the rebels?
- Grenades? I like. - (Rico) Or is it for Di Ravello?
- I'm excited. Yes, I love rebellion.
- (Sheldon) One or the other. It's, uh, kinda hard to keep track.
- It's like a movie. That's nice.
- (Sheldon) You're meeting your friend, right?
- (Rico) Mario! We go way back. - It's-a me, Mario!
- (Rico) This should do it. (cocks rifle)
- I look like a bad ass.
- All right. Apparently, I need a lot of guns.
- (Sheldon) What are you plannin' to do, son?
- (Rico) Something... subtle.
- "Subtle." And he grabs an RPG.
- How is he gonna hold all this? That's heavy.
- Please let me get to control. I want to jump out.
Just Cause 3!
(boom!) - There's the title-- oh!
(boom!) - Oh, we're getting shot atl.
(explosions) - Straight into it.
- They're shooting at us, so I'm gonna have to do something.
- (Sheldon) It's a damn shooting gallery down there!
- Oh shoot. - (Sheldon) Fire at will!
- Where, though?
- A-ha! There we go. Got it. - (Sheldon) Surface-to-air missiles.
Shoot the battery, NOW! - Ha!
- Oh, look. There's one. I'm gonna destroy a thing.
- Oh shoot. I'm so bad.
(groans) Come on, die.
- Get rekt.
- More things to shoot. Oh, they stopped.
(explosions) - Ohp, nope, they're still going.
- Oh-- ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪-- oh, great.
- Where is that? Where? Oh, come on!
- (shrieks) I died.
No? I didn't die? Okay.
- Uh, do I have a parachute?
- How do I--? Heh? Huh?
Oh, "parachute blast." Okay.
- Oh no. I-- X, X, X, okay.
- I'm coming in hot.
- I made it.
- All right, where's my friend, Mario?
- (Mario) Rico? Is that you?
- (Rico) Mario? - Oh, I have to go meet Mario.
- What? Fire grappling hook.
Oh!
- Oh, it's so much fun.
It's like I'm Spider-Man or something.
- Uh, reach Mario. All right, okay-- I got you, Mario.
- Then I wait there.
- Oh! Okay.
(gunfire) And I gotta go over here.
Hwah! - (Mario) The militia are here!
Take 'em out.
- Oh, there we go. - (Mario) ...Rodriguez!
(gunfire) - Uh-oh.
Oh, okay, so he can die and get hurt.
- Who am I supposed to shoot?
Oh, the people in the red.
- Is this my friend? Oh yeah, Mario.
- (Mario) I bet you militia were not expecting Rico fucking Rodriguez!
- I know, right? I'm a boss.
- How do I take cover? Oh well, let's just shoot things.
(gunfire) (groans)
(rapid heartbeat) (dying groan)
- There we go.
(explosion) - (Mario) Yeah!
- Shoot it. Oh, that was easy.
- Oh shoot. Oh no, no. (explosion)
Oh, you done.
- Okay, so we didn't die. That is a plus in my department, personally.
- (Mario) Rico! It's been so long. Years!
You came just in the nick of time.
Di Ravello's militia would've killed me for sure!
(gun shot) - Oh, this guy's messed up.
- (Rico) Nice work, Mario.
You learned a thing or two since I left.
- (Mario) Yeah, you're too bad yourself, huh?
(Rico groans) (chuckles softly)
- (Mario) You still don't cover yourself.
You must always cover yourself.
(explosion) - Oh!
- Cool guys are looking at explosions. Yes!
- (Mario) I saw you coming in on the plane. NYEEEROWWW!
And you were like Zoop-BAH!
- Mario seems like he's gonna be just a really goofy guy.
He's always there for comic relief.
- (Mario) I'm glad you're back. - (Rico) It's good to see you too, Mario.
- (Mario) But the rebels, they're in trouble.
We've got to go.
- Now we blow up a bunch of stuff, right?
- (Rico) Mario! I'll drive.
- I like this. I feel like I'm in some cheesy action movie,
except it feels really cool.
- I'd be fine with the other guy driving, honestly.
- Now what? Am I getting in the car?
- Oh, okay. I have to do-- let's just go. - (rebel) Mario! Mario! Where are you?
We're pinned down! - I'm comin'.
- (Mario) We're coming. Step on it, Rico!
- I'm steppin' on it.
- Do I have to, like-- ah, shoot.
(anxious moan) I apologize. I can't drive yet.
I haven't even gotten my permit.
- Wait, which way? (engine revs)
Oh, there's arrows. I'm so dumb.
- Okay, okay, okay.
AH! (tires squeal)
- No! Okay.
I think I'm probably gonna be pulled over for drunk driving.
- Yes, we're going real fast. I love this.
- I can't drive so-- what's "hand brake"? Why do I need a hand brake?
- What's a hand brake? What's a hand brake? What's a hand brake? What's a hand brake?
(frantically) What's a hand brake?!
- Ooh, hand brake. AH-HAH!
Um, I got this under control.
(tires squeal) - Oh, shoot. Wait, wait.
- Ooh, drift life! Hoo!
- (Mario) Don't stop, Rico! - Oh my god.
(gunfire) Oh my god!
- Ooh, just run straight into 'em.
- Uh-oh, are they coming?
Oh, so it's kinda like GTA, where they do the stars and stuff
where it's like-- uh-oh, five stars. You don't want that.
(gun shot)
- Shoot 'em, shoot 'em, shoot 'em!
(explosions) - Oh, well, good job, Mario.
- All right. All right, soothing drive.
- All right, I'm almost there.
(collision) - Go, go, go, go, go.
Are we here? Are we here? This is the place.
- I'm digging these mechanics. Oh! That's my friend.
Hwah!
(gunfire)
- Just let me run straight into something.
- (Rico) I bet the cannon still works. - Who am I supposed to kill-- oh, shoot!
(imitating firearm) Da, da, da, da, da, da. Just spray and pray.
(gunfire exchange)
Just calm down and go to sleep.
- I love the grappling hook! That's the best part of the game.
- Oh, do I know you? No. Not any more.
- (Mario) I wish we could use that tank.
- Oh, so now we have to get in the tank.
- (gasps) There's a tank! Oh my god, yes!
Yes, let me use the tank.
- How do I do the grappling hook? Okay, there we go.
And Triangle. Let's go.
- Come on. - (Mario) Ha ha! You're a genius, Rico!
I could kiss you! - Oh, this is such over-kill.
- I'm shooting people. Yeah.
- Yes, you can't stop a tank. I'm sorry, fools, but you can't.
- Let me just-- let me just run them over.
All right, that works. Hopefully.
(gunfire) Oh shoot, was that Mario?
Oh shoot! That was Mario!
- Do I have to kill every single person?
- There. There, you. Is he the last one alive?
(explosion) (man screams)
- (rebel) They've found Dimah. - Nice.
- (rebel) Pinned down on the farm. - All right.
Well, easy enough.
- There we go. Explosions, yes!
They brought a gun to a tank fight.
- (Dimah) Doom impending. The farm is compromised.
Expect to be overrun soon. Requesting assistance.
- (Mario) Rico, can you go?
- Ooh! - (Mario) You have to protect her.
- There's a girl involved now. We have to go save her.
- (woman) You can take this chopper, fratre.
- Get to the choppah!
- Oh, you're just giving it to me? All right, thanks.
- Do I have to get inside the helicopter? Is that what this is?
(grenade pin jingles) - No, I threw a grenade!
(boom!)
(controller vibrates loudly)
- I love that I get to drive all these things.
- Gotta fly... to Dimah's hideout. (chopper blades whir)
- See ya later, I guess.
Uh-oh. All right. Okay.
♪ (music plays on radio) ♪ Okay, calming down.
Oh. Okay, this is-- it's not that bad.
- This looks humongous.
I can still see hills going on forever.
- All right, here's where I need to be, right?
So now I just have to land it.
(gunfire) - Uh-- oh-oh-- okay.
Sorry if I-- sorry if I land on you.
Ohp, okay. Okay, okay. Let me out.
(boom!)
I should've probably just jumped out and then parachuted down.
That probably would've been better.
- We need to get down there. Heh.
This is so sensitive!
Okay, get down there without blowing up, please.
(casually) Don't mind me!
Let me just sit myself... (laughing) down gently.
I got it. Don't worry, guys.
- How do I jump? Okay.
And now-- (parachute opens)
All right, all right, all right. How do I pr-- how do I get down?
(gunfire)
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
AGH!
Okay, so I don't know how to jump, so I'll have to work on that.
- Ah, come on! (gunfire)
I thought this was supposed to be a hideout.
- Shoot. (gunfire exchange)
- Huck a grenade. Oh!
- (rebel) You must be the backup! - Aw, yes! Explosions.
(gunfire) - 'Ey! Somebody shot me.
Sir, that's rude.
(gunfire) (enemy screams)
- (rebel) You must be the backup!
Get up on the tower and man the gun!
- He told me to man the gun, so I should probably get up there.
(boom!) - That one. There we go.
Get up there. Yes!
Okay, this guy's a bad ass!
(faint gunfire) (fires grapping hook)
- Oh, you guys are so done! (boom!)
- There's an enemy somewhere.
(rapid gunfire)
Oh jeez. They're overrunning our pace.
- If you just blow it up then it blows up everything around it.
There you go! Nice and easy.
- I kinda want to detach it. I want to see what that's like.
Deta-- (gunfire)
- Oh! Oh-ho yes!
(rapid gunfire)
Now this-- this is what I'm-- oh!
(rapid gunfire) Okay.
It's harder to aim while detached.
- All right, all right, all right, all right.
What is that phrase? It's like, "Say hello to my little friend."
- I don't want to shoot anyone who's on my side.
(testily) Get out of here!
Oh my god! Who's shooting?
Stop it.
(deep gasp)
(rapid gunfire) Bitch! Get out.
- It's like if you were to put a Michael Bay movie
into a video game.
- Did I blow it up yet? (rapid gunfire)
(kaboom!) - Oh, there we go.
- Get outta here.
(rapid gunfire) (kaboom!)
- Yes.
(rapid gunfire) (kaboom!)
- Boom. Easy.
- Did I do it?
- It's pretty fun.
- "Mission completed."
- I feel like a bad ass. I feel untouchable.
That's why I'm just like, "Kill everyone!"
- (Finebros) All right, that's where we're gonna have you stop.
- Nooooo! Come on! More exploding.
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- Bye, guys. (imitates explosions)
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪