- Yeah, are you kidding? Look at the size of those horns.
- I know! - (laughs)
- It's not all about the size, Milla. - I will beg to differ. (chuckles)
- Hi! I'm David. - And I'm Milla
from the movie "Hellboy." - And we are here today...
- To rate some pop culture... - Demon...
- (both) Daddies! - Daddy!
- (FBE) Are you guys ready?
We're gonna get a... - Yeah, let's do it.
- (FBE) ...little bit weird today. So, Milla, did you know
that your costar, David, is known as an online daddy?
- Oh! Oh, god. - A what?
- I don't know. - An online what?
- (FBE) Daddy. - Online daddy!
- It's not what you're thinking. - Like a sugar daddy?
- No, it's more like-- it's not money. It's more...
- Sex? - Kind of, I think.
- (laughs) - But like, it's just girls
that like guys that don't eat well and don't take care of themselves.
And kind of have an authoritative... - Oh, a dad bod!
- ...presence and just can get angry easily, you know.
- (FBE) Do you like your daddy status?
- I mean, I like-- if it's not a complete joke, sure.
If people-- you know, people finding me attractive
in a certain way, in a very large male,
authoritative, bearded way, absolutely! I'm down with it.
I prefer it to "Dad." Yeah, I'll take daddy.
If there's an A and B, I'll go... - Hey, daddy.
- (sucks in breath) - Or like, "Dad."
I know, there's a difference, right? "Daddy." "Dad."
- (FBE) Because both of you play demons in "Hellboy,"
we wanted you to rate demons from pop culture that some
may consider to not be a father, but a daddy.
- (laughs) - Amazing.
"Daddy." I mean, I think it's really a feeling.
- Yeah, like, sexy normal dudes, right?
- Yeah. (laughs) - Right? Like...
- That's going on my gravestone. - (laughs)
- "He was a sexy normal dude. Here lies David Harbour,
sexy normal dude."
- (FBE) So, after each clip, we will have you determine
whether you think the demon in the film is a daddy or not.
- Got it. Love it. - Let's do it.
- ♪ I'm taking back the... ♪ - Whoa!
I don't think I've ever seen this video.
- No, I've never...
- ♪ Finders keepers ♪ ♪ Losers weepers ♪
♪ Ohh yeah ♪ ♪ The crown ♪
♪ So close I can taste it ♪
- No, but listen, any demon would be able
to kick his ass, though. - Yeah.
- That's not a daddy.
That's more like a... - No, not at all.
That's like a teenage son. - ...indie rocker.
- Yeah. It's like skinny jeans demon. - Yeah.
- It's the opposite of daddy, a skinny jeans demon.
- So, yeah, not dad. Not daddy at all. - It's like Williamsburg hipster demon.
- That dude wouldn't take care of me. - Yeah.
He's too busy pickling his own tomatoes.
- (laughs) - (FBE) So, officially,
Brendon Urie, daddy or not daddy? - Sorry, Brendon.
- No, no, not daddy.
- ♪ They say I don't belong ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I must stay below ♪ - Total daddy.
Total daddy. - ♪ I'm supposed to stay
where evil is sown ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ What is evil anyway? ♪ - ♪ Ahh ♪
- ♪ Is there reason to the rhyme? ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Without evil, there can be no good ♪
- He's like gay Satan, right? - Yeah.
- I love him.
- Musical theater, too. - Oh, he's amazing.
- He's amazing. - I'm the biggest fan
of South Park Satan. - I'm starting to fall in love.
It also is the exact story of Hellboy. - (laughs)
- We've revamped South Park. - He's just misunderstood.
- I didn't realize that.
But I just don't sing about it. - Live action.
- But evil being a-- you know,
what is evil anyway? - I'm telling you, for the sequel...
you need to start singing. - All right. We're gonna have to
call that guy. - (both laugh)
- (FBE) So, South Park's devil, daddy?
- Total daddy. TOTAL daddy.
- (FBE) What makes him a daddy?
- Well, first of all, he's... - Dreamy.
- ...strong. He's sensitive. He wears speedos, so he's sexy.
Yeah, total sexy daddy. - He sings.
- He throws great parties. You know, his birthday party
was off the hook, right? - Yeah, it was off the hook.
- (Pierce) Wasn't sure you were coming back.
- (Lucifer) I made you a promise. And I am a man of my...
- That one? - Yeah.
- (Pierce) I may have overreacted. - No one shaves in this TV show.
- (Lucifer) Thank you. - (both laugh)
- But they're very manicured. - Right.
- (Lucifer) You were right about one thing.
I don't have all the answers. You may be the only person
on this planet... - Are they about to kiss?
- (Lucifer) ...truly understands me. I'm not ready to give up on that.
- (crowd) Aww. - What is going on?
- When's the devil part coming? Here it comes.
- (gasps)
Well, I mean, listen, I think to certain men he might be daddy.
I mean... - That was a scene
with just two guys kissing.
Where's the demon factor in that? - Yeah, where's the demon?
- (FBE) So, he is a demon in the show.
- (groans) If you have to read about it,
it sort of lessens the impact, right?
There's no tail-- - Yeah, he's too manicured.
He's, like, manscaped. - It's the polo shirt
and the-- wasn't he wearing a vest? A sweater vest?
- Sweater vest! Yeah, not daddy.
- I don't think that's-- I think that's dad.
- Total dad. Total dad. - I don't think that's very daddy.
- Like young dad. - Yeah, like young dad.
- ♪ Let the rock off begin! ♪ - Wow.
- (devil laughs)
- (laughs) - ♪ I love metal ♪
♪ Check this riff, it's [bleep] tasty ♪
♪ (electric guitar solo) ♪
- Yeah, no. He's for sure hot. - Yeah.
That's daddy, man. - That's daddy. Yeah.
- That is daddy right now. - For reals daddy.
- You see what he did with his tongue there, too?
- Oh, yeah. And you know-- (slow-mo) And, you know,
with the goat legs and everything. - Yeah, the goat legs are fun.
The goat legs. - And he feels like he could
take care of you, you know. - Yeah.
- He's definitely nurturing. - Yeah, when he isn't rocking out
or being the coolest. - Yeah, when's not--
But yeah, you can depend on that guy for sure.
- Amen. - (FBE) So, Dave Grohl,
daddy or not daddy? - Daddy.
- For sure. Totes daddy.
- (John) What's the game plan, Kevin? - (both laugh)
- The best. - (John) Was a nice run, Kev.
Had to close out some day. Nobody wins 'em all.
- Oh my god. - Why didn't I watch this movie
to prepare? - (laughs)
- He's the best. He's the best actor in the universe.
What'd he say? "Names." Oh, yeah.
- (John) Call me dad. - (both) Ohhhh!
- Wow. - Ah.
- Yeah, I mean. - "Names."
I mean, the ultimate daddy. He's the best.
- Yeah, he's number one. Number one.
- (FBE) What makes him number one? - Well, because...
sorry, but he has just such a history of being a daddy as well.
- (laughs) - Sorry. Scarface, like, full daddy.
- He's the sexiest man alive. - Yeah, literally.
- People Magazine has been wrong... - Dog Day Afternoon.
- ...for the last 50 years. - Yeah.
- Every year just should be a picture of Al Pacino at that age.
- (both laugh)
- (FBE) So, officially, daddy or not daddy for Al Pacino?
- Daddy. - Daddy.
- (Lili) Sit? - (Darkness) Sit.
- (Lili) Nothing more than that? - And talk with me.
- (chuckles) This is a good-- - Ah, amazing.
This film is everything.
- (Lili) I think I'll stand if you don't mind.
(objects clattering) - (Darkness) Ah! Damn you!
- Yeah, are you kidding? Look at the size of those horns.
- I know! - (laughs)
- It's not all about the size, Milla. - I will beg to differ. (laughs)
Total daddy. Are you kidding me? - Total daddy.
- I mean, wow. - That dude's amazing.
- Not just one big horn, but two! I mean...
- (both laugh)
- The steadiness, the British accent, the angular jaw...
- Ah! - ...the rage!
Throwing things off a dinner table? - Yeah.
- So daddy. - Yes.
(laughs) Is that what you do, too?
At home, you throw things off the dinner table?
- When I'm feeling daddy as [bleep]. - (laughs)
- Get angry and just throw fruit around.
- (FBE) So, we got one last one, and it's a little different.
I'm gonna let you determine who the daddy is in this scene,
because we here at FBE are a little bit torn on it.
- Interesting.
Ohhh!
- (Nimue) ...to a new world. - (Hellboy) Yeah, by killing
a lot of innocent people! (groans)
- (Nimue) Why do you fight for those who hate and fear you?
All I wanted was... - Look, they shaved your big,
beautiful horns off. (laughs) - Daddies can feel shame.
- (Nimue) ...humans behind. Be my king.
- Mm. Ooh. (sucks in breath)
- I don't know. I think I'm daddy. - I know. You're kind of daddy
in that, aren't you? - (laughs)
- Damn! - I think I'm daddy.
- Yeah, I can't fight against that. - You can't argue with that,
because you shaved your horns. - We're gonna go with the blood queen
as daddy. - (laughs) Totally.
- (FBE) First, do you have any demons or daddies
that come to mind when you think of those kind of things?
- Well, Jabba the Hutt. - Yeah, not related to demons at all.
It's like a huge space slug that goes after, you know...
- Well, it's true. That's true. Uh, demons...
- Oh, Milla. - Sorry.
- Thank you to FBE for making this video.
- And make sure to catch "Hellboy" in theaters...
- (both) April 12th. - 1-2.
- Thank you to Hellboy, and thank you so much
to David and Milla for being a part of this special episode
here with us at FBE. Make sure you check out "Hellboy"
when it comes out to a theater near you.
Bye, everyone!