Hello.
I've been wanting to watch this on the show for so long.
What is this?
The feeling of rust...
against my salad fingers...
is almost orgasmic.
This reminds me of Marcel the Shell.
Is it a girl or a guy? I can't tell.
What're you guys having me watch? What is this? (laughs)
Feel like someone's gonna jump through the door and murder me.
About your spoons.
I see.
Then I must leave.
Oh my god, this is so weird!
...caress this rusty kettle.
Like that's not creepy.
It's like they stole my diary and are putting it into videos.
Today I'm having a little get-together with my friends.
Is it going to be all rust-covered stubs?
Oh! No, okay. Finger puppets. Even better.
Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart Baxter,
and this is Jeremy Fisher.
Not one of them have really ordinary names.
Help me.
What a creeper!
Oh my gosh! No, don't go in!
Don't go in! Don't go in.
...cooking in the oven,
but I just can't reach it.
Nooo!
He's going to burn that kid alive!
I can't thank you enough for...
I'm feel really disturbed now, guys.
(scratching noise)
Oookay.
Ewww!
I like it when the red water comes out.
Oh my god!
What?! I just don't.
Yeaaah.
What am I watching?
Fancy seeing you here.
Like, what is this?
This is gonna give me nightmares.
That fish smells about done.
The kid is in there!
You're cooking a kid!
Not fish!
That is really weird.
What the hell was that?
It's scares me every single time I watch it.
(Finebros) So what was happening in the show?
A whole cluster of random [bleep].
Well, the show's called Salad Fingers.
Some creepy guy likes rusty things?
I like rusty spoons.
Creepy little guy touching rusty stuff.
Creepy little puppies hug pedobear.
Then he likes when the red water comes out and then
I think he ate a child.
It kinda reels you in. That was some crazy stuff.
(Finebros) How did it make you feel while you were watching?
Creeped out!
Where's my inhaler?
Oh, man, that was just so weird. I can't get over how weird that was.
At first I was like, "Aww, this is cute!"
And then it was freaky.
- (Finebros) Did you like the video? - No!
You've showed me some better videos.
It wasn't bad like that Kolaveri Di one.
It's not really a like, it's more a...it was interesting to watch.
It was funny!
I love the video.
I'll watch other videos just to see how intensely creepy they could get.
(Finebros) How would you describe the character Salad Fingers?
Scary.
Someone I wouldn't want to get to know.
Probably be a child molester in real life.
He just seems so lonely and sad.
He needs a friend.
(Finebros) Why do you think they call him Salad Fingers?
Becuase his fingers look like lettuce?
'Cause he's got long green fingers?
He's obviously not a vegetarian, so I don't know
why they'd call him Salad Fingers.
(Finebros) Why does he like to run his fingers over rusty things?
I don't know! He's weird.
Maybe he has a fetish with rust.
Maybe he gets a thrill out of it.
He gets tingly in a weird place.
I guess it's a strange sensation.
And raw meat--I actually love touching raw meat.
I'm sorry, I can actually relate to Salad Fingers in this one.
Everyone needs to try this at least once in their life.
This should be on everyone's bucket list.
Just slap a chicken.
(Finebros) Can you remember the name of any of his puppet friends?
Well, one definitely looked like Jack Skeleton.
Oh yeah! He had a black friend, Jeremy.
Jeremy Fisher, 'cause that was the only one that was normal!
I don't remember what the names were, but all I can remember
was I knew he didn't have any real friends.
- (Finebros) Can you impersonate his voice? - No, I can't. I can't go that deep.
I can try.
Fancy seeing you here.
I think I left a fish in the oven.
Can I have your rusty pen?
This computer is just so rusty.
Salad Fingers...
(Finebros) Does it remind you of anything else you've ever seen before?
Kinda looks like Invader Zim.
Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Every time I see Paris Hilton.
Something that would come out of a Tim Burton movie.
It reminds me of Hostel.
The guy who ends up being the killer, he's like the doctors
wouldn't let me be a surgeon because my hands shake so much.
And he's eating turkey breast out of his salad.
(Finebros) The videos you saw are eight years old now.
This was before YouTube and it was one of the earliest web video things--yeah?
There's a "before YouTube"?
I'm sorry, what?!
(Finebros) Why do you think this became one of the early internet hits?
People are weirdos, bottomline.
I think 'cause it's so unique.
It's something different. You don't expect it.
It's a surprise. It's like a horror film.
I don't really understand how some things get so popular.
It's just luck, basically.
'Cause it's TV quality.
You can picture that on a TV and that was probably more like
one of the first videos that's TV type quality.
It's a thing to like creepy and weird stuff
'cause you're like, "Yeah. I'm cool.
I don't just watch Disney channel. I watch creepy and weird things,
so I'm cooler than you."
(Finebros) The person who created Salad Fingers,
what type of person do you think he has to be?
He might have some problems.
Very demented.
I think he smokes.
One of those people in Criminal Minds, but not the good people,
the bad people.
He obviously knows how to stir up emotions in people.
(Finebros) And, finally, if you met Salad Fingers, and he invited
- you inside his shack, what would you do? - Run. RUN!
I would start running.
I don't think he'd be able to catch me.
If he did catch me, I'd knock him out,
break off his salad fingers.
- (Finebros) Eat him? - No--hmm.
Might have to.
I would kill Salad Fingers.
I'm not kidding.
I would be the vigilante. I would kill him.
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With your rusty spoons.
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Next time, I'm in the show, I hope. See you guys again.
I hope that the red water doesn't...pursue me.
I don't have a Tetanus shot.