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For those nights you’re just dying to spend money, there’s Amazon.
Sure, you can look for something practical, or you can blow your cash on products that
nobody in their right mind would ever consider purchasing.
Items like these ten incredibly weird gems that you would never guess are for real and
can be found on everybody’s favorite online marketplace.
10.
Dog Headband Wigs We know you’re not really supposed to take
the "Mullet on the Go Dog Headband" seriously, because who would willingly want to give their
tiny pooch a mullet?
Eh, who are we kidding.
A lot of people would, right?
Whether for Halloween or for that random Tuesday when you feel like making your dog suffer,
there’s no better humane way to do so than with an antiquated headband with a horrible
hairstyle attached to it.
9.
Animal Urine Sure, animal urine is a useful tool while
hunting, but there are so many resources out there for hunters that finding it on Amazon
while you’re shopping for animal urine remover is an odd change of pace.
We’re not talking about those bottles of animal urine scent.
These are bottles of 100% authentic urine for animals like red fox and coyote.
Just make sure you don’t mix it up with your bottle of cologne else you’ll be in
for a really weird night out.
8.
Owl Pellets If you’re birthday shopping for somebody
you don’t really like, we have the perfect gift for you!
Owl pellets!
No, don’t confuse this for owl food.
This is treated owl feces, and for the price of $12.40 you can bestow this pile of fun
on anyone of your choosing!
Really meant as an educational tool for children in grades 3 to 5, the owl pellets give an
insight into the food chain and where owls fit in Mother Nature’s overall plan.
As a top rated, entertainingly, educational, YouTube channel, we can appreciate the educational
aspect, but it’s not something you expect to find on Amazon and is even weirder than
animal urine. 7.
Unusual Wall Decals Vinyl wall decals are a great, semi-permanent
means of sprucing up your living spaces.
From movies to cartoon characters, there’s a wide variety of choices out there – including
Wallmonkeys’ Smiling Asian Teenage Boy and Half-eaten Bologna Sandwich, Wallstickers4you’s
creepy over-sexualized Nun and Unicorn, and let’s not forget Sticker Express’ “Just
Do It” Shia Labeouf motivational sticker.
You could honor your favorite theatrical character but why do that when you can honor a bologna
sandwich?
6.
Nothing Ah, joke gifts.
Everybody loves to receive a good old prank present, but this one may be one of the oddest
for one simple reason: You’re paying $6.00 for a package of literally nothing.
Not to be the party pooper, but you can make a box that says “Nothing” on it and it
would have the same effect.
Is it the witty text on the packaging?
We get that it’s supposed to be a novelty, but it seems that, at some point, all novelties
have a purpose, whether it’s ridiculous or not.
This one, for the price of a value meal, just seems several steps below the “pet rock.”
5.
Official Banana Sticker Book Are you such a banana fanatic that you collect
the stickers from every bundle of bananas that you purchase?
Well we think you’re serial killer material, but James F. Hatcher III, who we also think
is serial killer material, thinks what you’re doing is completely normal!
In 2014, Hatcher published The Official Banana Sticker Book.
That’s right.
The Official Banana Sticker Book.
Now you finally have a place to keep up to 999 banana stickers - or so the author claims
- in 1 tiny banana-themed book.
4.
UFO Detector Fox Mulder would be proud of you for shelling
out almost $100 for this authentic UFO Detector, complete with a "magnetometer interfaced with
microcontroller".
For around-the-clock UFO detection, this device is said to distinguish the magnetic and electromagnetic
disturbance from UFOs from the disturbances of everything else that produces magnetic
and electromagnetic fields.
If there’s anything better than the weirdness of the product itself, it’s the customer
review section which feature many incredible reviews, even one from George Takei himself!
3.
Fat Old Fred What’s to be said about poor Fat Old Fred.
Poor $385, saggy-chested, beer-bellied, wrinkly Fred.
The near 20-pound or 9-kilogram half-a-man is listed as an educational item, but the
few reviews indicate that we’re not the only one’s unsure of Fat Old Fred’s true
purpose.
Fat Old Fred looks more like an unfinished prop in a horror movie than a therapeutic
study guide, but his purpose is pretty specific.
This fat tub of love is used for CPR training on obese and elderly patients, but we’re
all for Richard Brueckner’s idea to launch dear Fred out of a trebuchet.
2.
Live Lady Bugs If you suffer from an aphid infestation, we
can understand keeping an eye out for some lady bugs.
So, finding a container filled with 1,500 live lady bugs on a shopping site like Amazon
is probably not going to come across a little weird.
The product itself isn’t really all that exciting, unless you really, really like to
collect lady bugs, but it’s another item we can’t help but read through some of the
520+ reviews to pick out some memorable gems.
There also seems to be an issue with lady bugs dying in transit, leading us to wonder
when PETA is going to step in and put an end to this weird product.
1.
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser One day you’re browsing Amazon looking for
the perfect accompaniment to your dog’s new headband wig when you stumble across a
real, working land cruiser tank.
Suddenly, your dog is non-existent and you’re doing unspeakable things to raise the $20,000
needed to purchase the metallic vehicle.
Alright, so maybe that isn’t going to be your reaction when your search somehow takes
you to the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser, mostly because the thought of purchasing a
tank on Amazon is a little weird and partly because the thought that someone is trying
to sell a tank on Amazon is, you know, also weird.