rory
um
when tim asked me to be his his best man
um i was terrified so i thought um
best thing is to find a book about
speeches and then here it is
and
it says think of really funny anecdotes
um
and there is
a very hilarious story actually from
work um
it was it was quite a complicated case
based on an issue of cross amortization
of ownership of post-divorce properties
and um
uh
let me just explain the context of the
defendant
when tim asked me to do his best man
speech my immediate reaction was uh how
much you're gonna pay me a little i
don't write for free you know
these were the girls available to him at
that time hello girls and this is how
far he got with each of them
let me explain the code five
blow job
eight full
penetrative and so uh a toast to the man
with the worst haircut but the best
bride in the room
ladies and gentlemen tim and mary
i wish i'd said i love you
you did dad
it was implied
i'm not sure implied is good enough for
a wedding day here
no don't don't do it it's fine i'm so
so happy with it as it was you really
don't have to
i'll do what i want to do young man will
you excuse me for just one moment
later on i may
tell you about tim's many failings as a
man and as a table tennis player
but
important first to say the one
big thing
i've only loved three
men in my life
my dad was a frosty bugger so that only
leaves dear uncle desmond
um
b.b king
obviously and this young man here
i'd only give one piece of advice
to anyone marrying
we're all quite
similar in the end we all get old and
tell the same tales too many times but
try and marry someone
kind
and this is a kind man
with a good heart
i'm not
particularly proud of many things in my
life but i am very proud
to be the father of my son
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